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Jim is nowhere near the dumbest or most annoying poster here. You guys are f***ed.

One more post about BBBB and I will ban you.

His trade proposals are terrible, and I'm annoyed enough with trying to find owners for this league that you guys trolling and getting him fired up is kind of a pain in the ass.

I don't, on account of him being an insane person.

This is not happening. Sorry folks.

Bregman and a bunch of injury prone/old complementary players. I predict that the offense is bad and at the end of the year you're complaining that your team was good but you had bad luck.

Your offense is not going to be very good.

A team that WILL finish ahead of Boxy's this year: C - Ramos 1B - Votto 2B - Hernandez 3B - Moustakas SS/2B/CF - Taylor CF - Acuna Jr. OF - Soto OF - Brantley CF - Laureano C/3B - Astudillo SP - deGrom SP - Clevinger SP - Happ SP - Cahill SP - Suarez SP - Holland RP - Minter RP - Britton RP - Pressly RP - McHugh Available for picks: Ji-Man Choi Nick Williams C.J. Cron Kelvin Herera Jordan Zimmermann Felix Pena

Still need one owner.

I was referencing RA-9 WAR. Since moving to relief full-time Britton has comfortably outperformed his DIPS.

I don't know why you guys think he's trolling. Britton has had a 3-win season and a 4-win season in the last 5 years, and has been good the last two years even immediately after coming back from injury. He'll probably be better this year with the chance to enter the season with a full ST. The Yankees aren't the Rockies here. They didn't choose him over Robertson for nothing.

Still trying to land the final owner. It's tricky because admin broke the forum getting rid of the spam, and new posters aren't able to register. I'm pretty sure that's what happened to the guys Jim recruited. In the meantime, Org and I have drafted the following rules for the dispersal draft. Please have a look and provide feedback. - Owners get two weeks to state whether or not they'll be participating in the dispersal draft. - All assets (MLB players, prospects, MiLB picks, waiver picks) belonging to teams participating in the dispersal draft will be available in the draft. The draft will continue until all assets have been selected, or until all teams have declined to select from the pool of remaining assets. A team that declines to pick has made the decision to forfeit all remaining picks in the draft. - The draft order will be determined randomly, and the draft will snake. Windows will be 12-hours long. If a window expires the next manager in line can pick, and the manager whose window was skipped can pick ASAP. If the draft comes back to an owner whose last window expired, they will be given a new 12-hour window. Commissioners reserve the right to delay the draft indefinitely if they believe a missed window will significantly skew the distribution of talent. - Teams owning dispersal draft picks will be permitted to trade picks to any team in the league after the deadline for declaring for the draft. Picks will also be tradable mid-draft, but trades must be completed within 1 hour of a window’s start. Trades will be processed manually by commissioners.

Would be cool to know how early he knew that GBs would be an important part of his game.

Yeah, that’s what the arrangement is.

Break up the Drunks. Which one of you keeps the Boozehounds?

Can someone link Hurl to the sheet? J4L19, P2F, and jays_fever are being replaced. But we're opening the dispersal draft up to anyone who wants to hit the reset button on their team.

Didn't even look at it before posting. But seriously though, I give the HBDFBL like a 40% of collapsing in the next year under the weight of the administrative responsibility. You should just keep BORED.

I don't suppose P2F or J4L19 are having second thoughts about quitting? J4L19, your team is awful, and a dispersal draft would be fun!

I'm still trying to fill the last spot. I'd expect things to get rolling in January.

Not even a second of it.

Yup. I liked the choices you made to end it where you did and move the other pieces to a second article.

There's actually quite a lot of value in this. Fan interest and perception will be a lot better for an 81-win team in 2019 than for a 60-win team.

Just wanted to say this this is great content that's every bit as good as the best Jays content available elsewhere. You guys are crushing it.

I actually quite enjoying watching him when he's on.

This is NOT sexy