BTS

Heriberto Hernandez for me. Can someone contact next?

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Well, he did trade a 3rd for Farmer, but he bought Rowan Wick from me.

Spanky just traded me a 3rd round pick for a reliever like 3 days ago in LoD

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12. Windows only get cut in half for people who miss their window.

Despair

I will provide the correct takes on the recent debate: - Carlos Danger is a great owner and his presence in BORED has enhanced the league - Carlos Danger was inevitably going to be lit up by someone for his attempts to peddle his late round wares. The unwritten rules of advertising assets for sale in BJMB dynasty leagues: 1) If the player is objectively a complete s*** bag, don't try to sell them under any circumstances (think: Ryan Goins, Edinson Volquez, late round draft picks) 2) If the player has been picked up via free agency in the last week, there are almost no circumsances under which you can try to sell them. 3) If the player is borderline rosterable, you can make a single casual, almost disinterested post about how they're available if someone wants them (think: Anibal Sanchez, Stephen Piscotty) 4) If the player is actually good, you can mention their availability multiple times, but never insult people's intelligence by posting statistics demonstrating how good they are. A breach of any of these protocols will result in the offender being roundly mocked by at least one league member.

Yeah, if he can stay cool for another 4 days that would be fantastic. On the other side of the coin, I'm pretty fed up with your army of low-key good starting pitchers putting zeroes on the board.

My god I love owning Mike Trout.

Every time I tune into an Astros game they bring out a parade of relievers I've never heard of.

That's good. Was worried he was injured.

I switched games. Why was Ryu removed after 84 pitches?

Ryu actually has command for the first time this season, and its great to watch.

Vlad has looked better at the plate in Atlanta. His zone control was great last night, and then tonight in his first PA he worked a 3-1 count then almost hit one out to opposite field. Maybe settling in a bit.

Vladdy absolutely BURNING UP THE BASES

I'm going to add this to my collection of e-thugs.

First AB he goes opposite field for an RBI double on an outside offspeed pitch. He's such a great hitter.

I don't think I've ever seen a 2-seamer with that much run.

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If that man plays a single inning of shortop in pro ball Hurl will run around the Rogers Centre naked

Goddamn that picture is big

21 going on 45

P2F gonna join BORED just to make this trade.

I don't look at that because nobody has presented it to me in an easily-digestible and aesthetically-pleasing format.