Not trolling. There is no reason at all to believe that Houston is inclined to move Altuve, and if they were, the Jays likely don't have the right pieces to land him. You wouldn't move that package for Altuve?
24 years old, controllable for five more years, and in the middle of a 4-5 fWAR season. You could offer them Stroman, Norris, and Pompey and they probably don't even consider it.
I'm gonna level with you ECJF, I actually smiled the first time you mentioned this, and chuckled to myself when you posted the video. You're a pretty funny dude. But you have to let this one go now.
So I tune in for the first time in probably a week only to see the team double steal with Melky and Tolleson in the first inning with one out and Bautista up. I can see now why everyone is so angry lately.
I'm trying to decide whether Josh Collmenter is bad enough that you should be publicly mocked for shopping him. At the very least you're toeing the line here.