Holy s***, I just realized Chris Davis has a 94 wRC+. I knew he hadn't been as good as he was last year, but I had been thinking he was still a fair bit above average.
Not trolling. There is no reason at all to believe that Houston is inclined to move Altuve, and if they were, the Jays likely don't have the right pieces to land him. You wouldn't move that package for Altuve?
24 years old, controllable for five more years, and in the middle of a 4-5 fWAR season. You could offer them Stroman, Norris, and Pompey and they probably don't even consider it.
I'm gonna level with you ECJF, I actually smiled the first time you mentioned this, and chuckled to myself when you posted the video. You're a pretty funny dude. But you have to let this one go now.