Paige Brendel is batshit crazy (from continuing to post old pics of her and Lawrie after they broke up to create a stir that they got back together, to telling everyone that her and George Kontos are getting married, when they were just dating casually)...so she is obviously number 1.
Dana Long, don't know much about her other than she looks plastic...but she went to St. Mary's so we know she's easy and willing to do unspeakable things.
Syd LeRoux, couldn't care less about her turning her back on Canada. Even banging JJ Watt can't make up for her second (known) strike which was Colin Kaepernick. Her husband now, is some MLS guy...he looks like he's kept her long line of douches going though.