Yankees (Schlittler) vs Blue Jays (Fisher): 08/15/26, 3:07 PM

[Masterbather]

Just now, SeranthonySantander said:

This tall Yankees pitcher looks like he would suck a mean dick 

Just where on the human anatomy do you think a dick is located?

[SeranthonySantander]

1 minute ago, Masterbather said:

Just where on the human anatomy do you think a dick is located?

Hips.  Not saying the tallness helps the dick sucking, just noting that he is tall.  He would have to go on his knees like any other guy.

[Masterbather]

Hey two walks. 

I was told that was not possible.

[neverbeenhere]

Lukes was good against Cam Schlittler last year

[ComeTogether]

Cash in here 

[neverbeenhere]

Captain kirky.....

[ComeTogether]

Captain Kirk!

[Jonn]

Shitler at it again. Always choking at the Rogers Centre

[neverbeenhere]

Chisholm's view was perhaps slightly obstructed by the second base ump. If so thank you that ump.

[neverbeenhere]

Sanchez sucks.

[Alejandro Murphy]

This idiotic left versus right match up of JS is getting old.

 

i would rather have Straw out there over the restless Sanchez

[Alejandro Murphy]

Sanchez and Oka momentum killers

[neverbeenhere]

Just now, Alejandro Murphy said:

This idiotic left versus right match up of JS is getting old.

 

i would rather have Straw out there over the restless Sanchez

so true

[Steeljays17]

3 minutes ago, Alejandro Murphy said:

This idiotic left versus right match up of JS is getting old.

 

i would rather have Straw out there over the restless Sanchez

Can't stand Sanchez. To me he is useless. Worst OF I've seen. I am ok with straw and his slap hits vs Sanchez crazy swings and that stupid smile 
 

[bronson44]

I was surprised we couldn't get anything for Sanchez at the trade deadline. Thought someone might want a little pop off the bench.

[John_Havok]

2 hours ago, Jays24 said:

The stack should be 5% of that size with the names you mentioned lol

a chip and a chair...

[John_Havok]

3 minutes ago, Steeljays17 said:

Can't stand Sanchez. To me he is useless. Worst OF I've seen. I am ok with straw and his slap hits vs Sanchez crazy swings and that stupid smile 
 

Sanchez hits RHP pretty well. Not sure if that will carry over against Adolf but... here's hoping. 

[bronson44]

Get a couple more 20 ish pitch innings and we can get Schlitty out after 5

[Steeljays17]

8 minutes ago, bronson44 said:

Get a couple more 20 ish pitch innings and we can get Schlitty out after 5

Yea but guys like Smith should not be in the lineup. Yanks have a good pen 

[SeranthonySantander]

Kwan and Bateman are both Asians too

[SeranthonySantander]

Well Cam will be finished at least 

[Masterbather]

3 hours ago, Brownie19 said:

1.9 BB/9. Nobody is working him for walks man. 

[Brownie19]

34 minutes ago, John_Havok said:

Sanchez hits RHP pretty well. Not sure if that will carry over against Adolf but... here's hoping. 

Best hitter v RHP on the team...

[dancingmachine]

He puts straw into run now lol should have done it as soon as Sanchez walked.

[Brownie19]

3 minutes ago, Masterbather said:

You can dunk all you want.  I appreciate you're not in this position often, so dunk, dunk, dunk.  Major Internet points for you!  Soak up that dopamine. 

However, you said "You can work him for walks if you have the lineup to do it."

That makes it sound like he has control issues and if you're patient, he'll get himself in trouble with walks.  It doesn't sound like you're saying we're going to need to do something few teams have done this year and get lucky with him walking people.  But if that's what you meant, than great.  Maybe just say that next time?  Thanks.

[Brownie19]

3 minutes ago, dancingmachine said:

He puts straw into run now lol should have done it as soon as Sanchez walked.

No.  You may need Sanchez's bat in the 8th or 9th.  You only pull him when you're in scoring position - or when you're winning.  

That's a VERY common approach used by almost every manager in baseball.  

[JaysFan99]

So many wasted opportunities as usual

[dancingmachine]

Fk

[Masterbather]

6 minutes ago, Brownie19 said:

You can dunk all you want.  I appreciate you're not in this position often, so dunk, dunk, dunk.  Major Internet points for you!  Soak up that dopamine. 

However, you said "You can work him for walks if you have the lineup to do it."

That makes it sound like he has control issues and if you're patient, he'll get himself in trouble with walks.  It doesn't sound like you're saying we're going to need to do something few teams have done this year and get lucky with him walking people.  But if that's what you meant, than great.  Maybe just say that next time?  Thanks.

[Masterbather]

Beautifully done!