Official Spring Training 2021 GDT/discussion thread

[Deadpool]

Davis called out on strikes, Palacios flies out to CF. McGuire (who has not been caught in any parking lots with his pants around his ankles this spring SO FAR) is up.

 

Edit: Cavan swipes second.

[Deadpool]

Reese caught looking.

[Deadpool]

Chatwood comes in to replace Matz, and someone found the button to turn on the radar gun. For 2 pitches at least.

[Deadpool]

Chatwood hits Hall, then Williams grounds into a 6-4-3 DP. Chatwood is sitting ~93-94 with the sinker (When the gun is working.)

[Krylian]

Chatwood hits Hall, then Williams grounds into a 6-4-3 DP. Chatwood is sitting ~93-94 with the sinker (When the gun is working.)

 

Our bullpen only accepts 97+

[Deadpool]

Chatwood Ks Moniak w/ an 81MPH curve.

[Deadpool]

Our bullpen only accepts 97+

 

Chatwood starting then? Ruh roh...

[Brownie19]

Chatwood Ks Moniak w/ an 81MPH curve.

 

Imagine having the 1st overall pick and ended up with Moniak. Devastating for the organization and fans.

[Deadpool]

Springer grounds out, and Semien Ks. What a waste of money!

[Deadpool]

Bo lines out to right.

 

Tim Mayza sighting!

[Deadpool]

Mayza starts off with a 4-3 groundout, and then a popup to Vladdy (no error on a popup! Progress!)

 

Then a 4 pitch walk. Still not hitting 97.

[Deadpool]

Mathis pops out to Vladdy. Again no error.

[Deadpool]

Favourite of pun-heavy headline writers Bailey Falter replaces Adonis Medina and promptly gives up a dinger to Gurriel!

[Jays24]

Who needs a dedicated radio broadcast team when you have Deadpool's play by play updates lol

[Deadpool]

Apparently there are some cameras there...

 

And Vladdy Ks swinging.

[Deadpool]

Biggio strikes out looking on a fastball.

 

KEITH LAW WAS RIGHT!

[Deadpool]

Davis with a double... Countdown to the theft of third has begun...

[Deadpool]

Palacios drives in Davis with a single for run #2!

[Deadpool]

McGuire wanks... Errr walks. Palacios to second.

[Deadpool]

I think the Phillies are pulling that "we can end an inning if our pitcher is too tired" thing. Falter faltered (see what I mean about the headlines?) his way to 30 pitches.

[BlueRocky]

Even more pissed seeing those highlights. How about putting some damn cameras if you're going to spend all that money on a facility lol.

 

The jacuzzi and massage beds budget took priority.

 

Looks great though!

[Deadpool]

Wholesale defensive changes for the Jays.

 

Only interesting one is Martin is now in CF. Oh, Orelvis is at short too, that's fun.

[Deadpool]

A.J. Cole stinkin' up the joint... Single, Walk, Wild Pitch, Double to start.

 

Now a K to try to limit the damage.

[Deadpool]

Moniak showing why he was the first overall pick w/ a first pitch flyout to LF.

[Deadpool]

Another single, and another K to end the rough inning for Cole.

[43211234]

Orelvis Martinez' single had a 105 mph exit velocity.

[Deadpool]

Damon Jones has terrible facial hair, but it doesn't impede his ability to get out our s***** minor league fodder.

 

Clarke walked , Orelvis Martinez singled. Everyone else sucked.

[Deadpool]

TyTice works around a single and a throwing error from Martinez to get out of the inning on 13 pitches.

[Deadpool]

I'd like to apologize in advance for this joke, but Kevin Smith makes a Quick Stop at second after a double...

[Deadpool]

Martin walks, and we return to the uninteresting minor league guys portion of the day.