Vlad Jr. to Indy Ball

[Laika]

Have a lot of first dates, do ya?

 

Terminator is top 6 on Colorado Grindr

[deanmike]

Wow, that is an excellent meal sir.

 

I usually go for the ribs but if I'm taking a lady there (it's my go-to first date venue) and I don't want to make a mess I opt for the half chicken dinner as well.

 

If I'm looking for something a little less formal I'll opt for the Rotisserie Chicken on a Bun. Hits the spot every time.

 

No wonder why you can never get a second date Ol' Sherm!

[wamco]

Power rank :

 

Swiss chalet

Ground round

Ponderosa

Sundowners

[wamco]

Terminator is top 6 on Colorado Grindr

 

I’ve never performed the Colorado grinder. Like costanzas move, I feel like it involves a knuckle

[BTS]

Have a lot of first dates, do ya?

 

His promiscuity is actually really good for the forum. One of his recent conquests is now a valued forum dynasty league member.

[wamco]

His promiscuity is actually really good for the forum. One of his recent conquests is now a valued forum dynasty league member.

 

Nice. Is he hot?

[BTS]

Nice. Is he hot?

 

I have no reason to doubt Terminators’s standards, so yes.

[Laika]

Terminator is a 345 pound lawyer

He wears Old Spice 50% of the time though, so he has that going for him

[MikeM3]

I feel like the Bo Vlad core has been a curse. Every year we tie ourselves to them and feel the need to compete when we could have sold long ago and rebuilt a real team.

[G-Snarls]

I feel like the Bo Vlad core has been a curse. Every year we tie ourselves to them and feel the need to compete when we could have sold long ago and rebuilt a real team.

 

What would Anthopoulos have been willing to trade for Vladdy the off season he let Freeman walk?

[BTS]

What would Anthopoulos have been willing to trade for Vladdy the off season he let Freeman walk?

 

Shea Langeliers, Christian Pache and a bunch of low level pitching prospects

[Terminator]

Terminator is a 345 pound lawyer

He wears Old Spice 50% of the time though, so he has that going for him

 

Unfortunately, I was disbarred several years ago so I'm not technically a "lawyer" per se but I still practice law anyway.

 

And yes, I do like Old Spice but I found that the deodorant would chafe my pits so I strictly wear the after shave version of it now.

 

And very funny jokes about Grindr you guys but I use a website that Jim and Connor recommended to me to find my ladies now. I'm "not sure it's exactly legal" (Jim's words, not mine) so I don't want to share the link if you catch my drift.

[Terminator]

I feel like the Bo Vlad core has been a curse. Every year we tie ourselves to them and feel the need to compete when we could have sold long ago and rebuilt a real team.

 

Well at least we didn't give them fat extensions. Then we'd really be tied to them.

[G-Snarls]

Shea Langeliers, Christian Pache and a bunch of low level pitching prospects

 

So similar package to what he gave up for Murphy?

[Laika]

I feel like the Bo Vlad core has been a curse. Every year we tie ourselves to them and feel the need to compete when we could have sold long ago and rebuilt a real team.

 

I was thinking about this last night.

 

I wonder if we see Atkins really take off and bloom as a beautiful GM flower once he is finally rid of these monsters. This hacker "shortstop" and his best friend, the generational bum.

[deanmike]

I was thinking about this last night.

 

I wonder if we see Atkins really take off and bloom as a beautiful GM flower once he is finally rid of these monsters. This hacker "shortstop" and his best friend, the generational bum.

 

I agree with the Vlad part, I don't really hate Bo but when hating on this era, Vlad n' Bo has more of a ring to it than just calling it the Vlad era.

[Laika]

I agree with the Vlad part, I don't really hate Bo but when hating on this era, Vlad n' Bo has more of a ring to it than just calling it the Vlad era.

 

It's impossible to actually hate Bo, even if he's disappointing on defense and his overall lack of athleticism is a bummer

 

However, in some ways the Jays current roster construction is probably Atkins sort of "working around" a bad defensive SS.

 

Like, they can't have a plodding slugger at 3B because the left side defense would be a disaster.

 

Dude feels like he has to make up dWAR in LF or something.

[deanmike]

Unfortunately, I was disbarred several years ago so I'm not technically a "lawyer" per se but I still practice law anyway.

 

And yes, I do like Old Spice but I found that the deodorant would chafe my pits so I strictly wear the after shave version of it now.

 

And very funny jokes about Grindr you guys but I use a website that Jim and Connor recommended to me to find my ladies now. I'm "not sure it's exactly legal" (Jim's words, not mine) so I don't want to share the link if you catch my drift.

 

Not surprising a worthless piece of s*** like you would get disbarred. I can imagine a million scenarios in which a ******** like you would have had this happen to yourself.

[G-Snarls]

Not surprising a worthless piece of s*** like you would get disbarred. I can imagine a million scenarios in which a ******** like you would have had this happen to yourself.

 

Are you trying to get banned today?

[Laika]

Are you trying to get banned today?

 

clearly

 

what if we just never ban him?

 

force him to live as this deanmike avatar forever

 

the ultimate punishment

[deanmike]

clearly

 

what if we just never ban him?

 

force him to leave as this deanmike avatar forever

 

the ultimate punishment

 

Are you f***ing serious?

 

Why does this keep happening?

 

What makes these other posters so special to get bans?

 

I have said in the past I do not give a s*** if I get banned and every time I make a post thinking this is finally the one, I still avoid a f***ing ban.

 

When will Michael Julius Augustus Dean finally get stabbed in the back by Brutus???

[wilko]

Are you f***ing serious?

 

Why does this keep happening?

 

What makes these other posters so special to get bans?

 

I have said in the past I do not give a s*** if I get banned and every time I make a post thinking this is finally the one, I still avoid a f***ing ban.

 

When will Michael Julius Augustus Dean finally get stabbed in the back by Brutus???

 

Post some porn. That should do the trick.

[deanmike]

Post some porn. That should do the trick.

 

Shut the f*** up meathead

 

B A N M E

[Terminator]

Not surprising a worthless piece of s*** like you would get disbarred. I can imagine a million scenarios in which a ******** like you would have had this happen to yourself.

 

It wasn't that big of a deal Dean.

 

I co-mingled some clients funds a little bit on accident and then I had a Vegas trip planned for my 62nd birthday. One thing lead to another and I ended up losing a little bit more at the Roulette table (or was it Chicas Bonitas I can't remember lol) than I thought I would.

 

I was totally going to pay the client back but he got all pissed off after it was taking me a few months longer than I thought and he reported me to the bar. It was only about 50 or 60k and I had planned on paying him back in a year or two.

 

I would have gotten a slap on the wrist but I had several previous complaints (none of those were my fault either) so they disbarred me.

 

It doesn't really matter though because I still "practice law" I just had to reduce my rate to $119 per hour but I can tell you you are getting great bang for your buck on that.

 

If you want to bury the hatchet between us you could go ahead and send me a retainer for a couple of thousand bucks and I could draft you up a will or form a shell corp to avoid some taxes or something. I'll even give you the friends and family discount Dean. Just let me know.

[deanmike]

I could draft you up a will

Ban Sherminator for this death threat

[BTS]

Ban Sherminator for this death threat

 

We’ll have a verdict on this request as soon as Terminator provides his recommendation

[Terminator]

clearly

 

what if we just never ban him?

 

force him to live as this deanmike avatar forever

 

the ultimate punishment

 

I may have been disbarred but I still know a thing or two about the rule of law.

 

Allowing Dean to carry on in this clearly painfully disturbed mental state appears to be a textbook definition of "cruel and unusual punishment."

 

It's like the "kill me" movie trope which started in James Cameron's hit film Aliens where the poor bastard is just begging to be put out of his misery after being impregnated by one of those weird Alien things.

 

I know Dean hates me but I hate to see him suffer like this. I think a ban would be best for everyone and then Dean can finally seek the help he needs.

[deanmike]

We’ll have a verdict on this request as soon as Terminator provides his recommendation

 

I guess if you don't take this real death threat seriously BTS you will be an abettor to this real crime

[deanmike]

I may have been disbarred but I still know a thing or two about the rule of law.

 

Allowing Dean to carry on in this clearly painfully disturbed mental state appears to be a textbook definition of "cruel and unusual punishment."

 

It's like the "kill me" movie trope which started in James Cameron's hit film Aliens where the poor bastard is just begging to be put out of his misery after being impregnated by one of those weird Alien things.

 

I know Dean hates me but I hate to see him suffer like this. I think a ban would be best for everyone and then Dean can finally seek the help he needs.

Everything you say is just

 

"So cringe lol"

[BatFlip]

This epic meltdown could have been avoided if Dean just listened to me and went to Swiss Chalet.