GDT Game 3/3 May 5th Jays @ Rangers 3:05 EST

[Spanky99]

Rangers on the bump...

 

Drew Smyly

 

1. Shin-Soo Choo (L) DH

2. Elvis Andrus ® SS

3. Nomar Mazara (L) RF

4. Joey Gallo (L) LF

5. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) 3B

6. Rougned Odor (L) 2B

7. Danny Santana (S) 1B

8. Jeff Mathis ® C

9. Delino DeShields ® CF

 

Jays on the bump...

 

Clay Buchholz

 

1. Eric Sogard (L) 2B

2. Freddy Galvis (S) SS

3. Randal Grichuk ® CF

4. Justin Smoak (S) 1B

5. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. ® 3B

6. Rowdy Tellez (L) DH

7. Brandon Drury ® RF

8. Teoscar Hernandez ® LF

9. Danny Jansen ® C

 

GO JAYS GO!!!

[DigitalRock]

Rangers on the bump...

 

Drew Smyly

 

1. Shin-Soo Choo (L) DH

2. Elvis Andrus ® SS

3. Nomar Mazara (L) RF

4. Joey Gallo (L) LF

5. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) 3B

6. Rougned Odor (L) 2B

7. Danny Santana (S) 1B

8. Jeff Mathis ® C

9. Delino DeShields ® CF

 

Jays on the bump...

 

Clay Buchholz

 

1. Eric Sogard (L) 2B

2. Freddy Galvis (S) SS

3. Randal Grichuk ® CF

4. Justin Smoak (S) 1B

5. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. ® 3B

6. Rowdy Tellez (L) DH

7. Brandon Drury ® RF

8. Teoscar Hernandez ® LF

9. Danny Jansen ® C

 

GO JAYS GO!!!

 

Hoping Vlad breaks out today.

[BigBounceyBlueBalls]

ItÂ’s Spanky the Game Day Robbing Pirate

Stealing the Thunderand taking its Plunder

No Angel shall sunder and the Jays for the WIN !

 

On Rummy Rum For Rum Sunday Afternoon

 

GO JAYS GO !!!

 

Oh and f*** the Coward , one Eyed ,

Peg legged scurvy Dogg they call B.T.S !!!

 

RRRrrrrrrrrr Lol

Edited May 5, 2019 by BigBounceyBlueBalls

[jays4life19]

It's almost time for the Eric Sogard show

[Carlos Danger]

It’s Spanky the Game Day Robbing Pirate

Stealing the Thunderand taking its Plunder

No Angel shall sunder and the for the WIN !

 

On Rummy Rum For Rum Sunday Afternoon

 

GO JAYS GO !!!

 

Oh and f*** the Coward , one Eyed ,

Peg legged scurvy Dogg they call B.T.S !!!

 

RRRrrrrrrrrr Lol

 

Welcome back my Pirate brethren.

[Carlos Danger]

Since the game hasn't started yet, and we are playing in Texas, bordering with Mexico, and it is Cinco de Mayo today! The greatest celebration of the year in the US.. I thought I would share some history with you.

 

"Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery at Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

 

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise and eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

 

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Cinco de Mayo."

[Spanky99]

ItÂ’s Spanky the Game Day Robbing Pirate

Stealing the Thunderand taking its Plunder

No Angel shall sunder and the Jays for the WIN !

 

On Rummy Rum For Rum Sunday Afternoon

 

GO JAYS GO !!!

 

Oh and f*** the Coward , one Eyed ,

Peg legged scurvy Dogg they call B.T.S !!!

 

RRRrrrrrrrrr Lol

 

B's what's shaking buddy... Cheers! Go Jays Go!

[DigitalRock]

It's Clay time..hold onto your butts.

[Spanky99]

Nice turn fellas!

[Orgfiller]

Ho hum, just Eric Sogard saving the team again.

[Spanky99]

How about that, that was interesting.

[DigitalRock]

Vlad struggling. Needs to wait for his pitch.

[Carlos Danger]

Watching the Rangers broadcast. After 30 PA's, Vlad has the lowest launch angle in the league among ALL ML players so far at -6.5... Killing a lot of worms in the dirt..

[DigitalRock]

That was outside

[DigitalRock]

Watching the Rangers broadcast. After 30 PA's, Vlad has the lowest launch angle in the league among ALL ML players so far at -6.5... Killing a lot of worms in the dirt..

 

Not surprising.. He's swinging at bad pitches right now, inside they are jamming him. He needs to lay off those.

[Deadpool]

Shorter Buck: Analytics, how do they work?

[DigitalRock]

Shorter Buck: Analytics, how do they work?

 

Buck and Tabs spreading misinformation is nothing new.

[Spanky99]

Not surprising.. He's swinging at bad pitches right now, inside they are jamming him. He needs to lay off those.

 

Coach...

[DigitalRock]

Coach...

 

Troll :rolleyes

[DigitalRock]

Odor sucks.. Could not happen to a nicer guy

[Spanky99]

f*** you... Odor.

[DigitalRock]

Guy hitting 120 admires hr... Throw at him.

[Spanky99]

Troll :rolleyes

 

lol... tell us more about Ross' integrity.

[DigitalRock]

lol... tell us more about Ross' integrity.

 

Lol... Tell us more about your gas sniffing.

[Deadpool]

Scabrous Graveolent is such a shitface.

[Spanky99]

Lol... Tell us more about your gas sniffing.

 

Pulled this out of your rectum.

[Jaysareus]

At least odor didn't flip his bat

[Spanky99]

At least odor didn't flip his bat

 

He stood there and watched it, same s***.

[DigitalRock]

Pulled this out of your rectum.

 

What does a rectum have to do with anything? Must be your fetish.

[Spanky99]

Lets go Birds... push Smyly's s*** in!