BJMB Hottest Jays rankings 2016

[GD]

Not uncomfortable at all. It seems many of you may be closeting some deep desires, which is fine. It's just odd to bring them out on a baseball forum. Like I said, fill your boots, but there are probably safer spaces for you.

 

Penis

[Boxcar]

Not uncomfortable at all. It seems many of you may be closeting some deep desires, which is fine. It's just odd to bring them out on a baseball forum. Like I said, fill your boots, but there are probably safer spaces for you.

 

I want Josh Donaldson's penis in my mouth. Is that out of the closet enough for you?

[jays4life19]

I want Josh Donaldson's penis in my mouth. Is that out of the closet enough for you?

 

I would personally go ass to mouth. To each their own i guess.

[Candy Maldonado]

WTF? You realize that other teams fans come here right? Anyways, fill your boots, this forum just lost street cred however.

 

says the guy named after a cumshot

[Ehjays]

I would personally go ass to mouth. To each their own i guess.

 

I want Josh Donaldson's penis in my mouth. Is that out of the closet enough for you?

 

Wow!!

[Pendleton]

Not uncomfortable at all. It seems many of you may be closeting some deep desires, which is fine. It's just odd to bring them out on a baseball forum. Like I said, fill your boots, but there are probably safer spaces for you.

 

I don't buy it, sorry we made you uncomfortable.

[bendera3]

It's all in good fun FrozenRopes. If I remember correctly Josh Donaldson actually acknowledged our presence because of the Hottness list.

 

Also, I've learned from college that as long as you say No Homo after something you can pretty much say or do anything and it won't be considered gay.

[Spanky99]

Not uncomfortable at all. It seems many of you may be closeting some deep desires, which is fine. It's just odd to bring them out on a baseball forum. Like I said, fill your boots, but there are probably safer spaces for you.

 

If it's fine, why all the rage, brah? Your homophobia is shining bright here today!

[Brownie19]

It's all in good fun FrozenRopes. If I remember correctly Josh Donaldson actually acknowledged our presence because of the Hottness list.

 

Also, I've learned from college that as long as you say No Homo after something you can pretty much say or do anything and it won't be considered gay.

 

JD acknowledged our site due to the hot list and Frozen Rope says we have not street cred?

[King]

JD acknowledged our site due to the hot list and Frozen Rope says we have not street cred?

 

Don't recall the Donaldson thing, but SRF thanked us for his ranking on our prospect list.

[jays4life19]

After careful consideration and hours of picture viewing i have submitted my list.

 

Glenn Spartman is so dreamy. He might be the sleeper pick this year.

[wamco]

Biggest cock contest?

 

I'm all length , I get it from my father

[King]

I'm all length , I get it from my father

Wow!

[Brownie19]

After careful consideration and hours of picture viewing i have submitted my list.

 

Glenn Spartman is so dreamy. He might be the sleeper pick this year.

 

Limited pictures available of Sparkman on Google. But I certainly liked what I saw!

[Boxcar]

After careful consideration and hours of picture viewing i have submitted my list.

 

Glenn Spartman is so dreamy. He might be the sleeper pick this year.

 

He looks like he's made out of light mayonnaise.

[Jonn]

He looks like he's made out of light mayonnaise.

 

This is extremely offensive but true.

[GD]

Limited pictures available of Sparkman on Google. But I certainly liked what I saw!

 

Small sample. He'll regress

[Candy Maldonado]

After careful consideration and hours of picture viewing i have submitted my list.

 

Glenn Spartman is so dreamy. He might be the sleeper pick this year.

 

ewww gross, definitely not shooting frozenropes for him

[FrozenRopes]

ewww gross, definitely not shooting frozenropes for him

 

You want to shoot me? Is that a threat?

[King]

You want to shoot me? Is that a threat?

 

So you are going to send in a list?

[Candy Maldonado]

You want to shoot me? Is that a threat?

 

Only with my man juice.

[GD]

Only with my man juice.

 

WOW!!!!!!!!!​i

[FrozenRopes]

So you are going to send in a list?

 

Negative

[TraviscantplayD]

I'm open minded but this is a little strange. Besides it's not like any of us have seen these guys at the beach. Everyone pretty much looks the same when they're on field.

[Jayday]

We have received our first entry!

 

You have no doubt received many entries.

[Brownie19]

says the guy named after a cumshot

 

Apparently I live in a box and have never heard this on so off to urban dictionary I go...

 

While there i stumble across the term "Mexican Avalanche"

 

Wow

[Pendleton]

I'm open minded but this is a little strange. Besides it's not like any of us have seen these guys at the beach. Everyone pretty much looks the same when they're on field.

 

Yeah you can barely tell these two apart.

 

[GeorgiaPeach]

Yeah you can barely tell these two apart.

 

 

True.

 

So how on earth did that Grizzled, greasy, pamper wearing, I got my ass raped when I was 8, RA Dickey finish ahead of Aaron Sanchez on last years list?

[jays4life19]

Apparently I live in a box and have never heard this on so off to urban dictionary I go...

 

While there i stumble across the term "Mexican Avalanche"

 

Wow

I don't know what an "Mexican Avalance" is but i'm confident in saying a BJMB Mexican Avalance party in 2017 would be a smashing success.

[Candy Maldonado]

True.

 

So how on earth did that Grizzled, greasy, pamper wearing, I got my ass raped when I was 8, RA Dickey finish ahead of Aaron Sanchez on last years list?

 

because Sanchez is less hot