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My girlfriend stormed out of the living room and slammed the bedroom door. Not sure if I should go in or not.

 

Might have a good chance to turn this into comfort sex. Go in you have nothing to lose. She's already mad.

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My girlfriend stormed out of the living room and slammed the bedroom door. Not sure if I should go in or not.

 

Might have a good chance to turn this into comfort sex. Go in you have nothing to lose. She's already mad.

 

Put on an Andrew Miller mask first. That should get the juices flowing....

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Lmao, we're going to need some quotes here.

 

Haha, I'll pass on any direct quotes for now. Trust me you guys should be glad I spare you. Just to give you an idea about how ridiculous I get, though, he legit thought we lost game two of the Texas series with the way I was talking. I honestly can't even remember what I could have been saying during that one, but he was shocked to see that they won. And any time we face the Red Sox (his favourite team), if we're losing, I get irrationally pissed off at him. Like if he starts texting me something unrelated to the game (he works nights and won't get to watch it live, so he just waits to watch the whole thing), and they're winning, I pretty much have to stop myself from being like "shut the f*** up, I do not want to talk to you right now" because that will let him know what's going on in the game. So yeah, I'm kind of the f***ing worst.

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Haha, I'll pass on any direct quotes for now. Trust me you guys should be glad I spare you. Just to give you an idea about how ridiculous I get, though, he legit thought we lost game two of the Texas series with the way I was talking. I honestly can't even remember what I could have been saying during that one, but he was shocked to see that they won. And any time we face the Red Sox (his favourite team), if we're losing, I get irrationally pissed off at him. Like if he starts texting me something unrelated to the game (he works nights and won't get to watch it live, so he just waits to watch the whole thing), and they're winning, I pretty much have to stop myself from being like "shut the f*** up, I do not want to talk to you right now" because that will let him know what's going on in the game. So yeah, I'm kind of the f***ing worst.

 

I'm glad we aren't friends.

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I was starting to calm down and than a notification popped up on my phone about Andrew Miller setting the reliever strikeout record in ALCS history.
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They got Austin Mathews and Raptors.

 

Toronto's becoming a sports city again. For once I have followed more than one team from this city... I'm following 4 now lol. I mean Toronto's gotta be proud:

 

Back to back ALCS for the Jays

Back to back to back playoffs to the Raps (we gave Cleveland a fight in the conference finals too)

Back to back playoffs for Toronto FC

Back to back high first round picks for the Leafs really panning out, Matthews and Marner makes Leafs hockey look great

 

I mean the city is glowing right now. Donaldson, Sanchez, Lowry, DeRozan, Giovinco, Matthews, Marner.... lots of stars man!!

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Offseason baseball talk is waaayyy more fun anyways...

 

Yeah, we'll definitely be ranking how hot the guys on this team are once again, but even I don't want any part of that yet.

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Is Aaron Sanchez attractive? Osuna too boyish. Barney is nice looking. Travis looks like Corey from trailer park boys. Estrada cute. Martin not. Tulo not bad. Bautista looks like a monkey/clown/rat. Edwin is decent but std. Happ weird. Dickey handsome but baggage and he cheats. Grilli manly. Cecil so-so. Biagini soso. Stroman, gay? Saunders awkward and balding. Smoak just dumb jock. Donaldson rugged
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Is Aaron Sanchez attractive? Osuna too boyish. Barney is nice looking. Travis looks like Corey from trailer park boys. Estrada cute. Martin not. Tulo not bad. Bautista looks like a monkey/clown/rat. Edwin is decent but std. Happ weird. Dickey handsome but baggage and he cheats. Grilli manly. Cecil so-so. Biagini soso. Stroman, gay? Saunders awkward and balding. Smoak just dumb jock. Donaldson rugged

 

No.

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It's all about Franconia this year, beating the people he used to play for.....

 

He wins the World Series for Boston....then, eventually gets fired....

 

....so this year he sweeps the Red Sox....

 

....follows that by beating (sweeping?) the Jays, who are run by his ex-Cleveland boss, Shapiro...

 

...and the he could be on to face the Cubs, who are run by his ex-Red Sox boss, Theo Epstein!

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