Michael Saunders appreciation thread

[G-Snarls]

Meanwhile, I'm having a delicious chicken sandwich for lunch.

 

~ Chicken parm, you taste so good ~

[Pendleton]

You shouldn't by typing while you eat; your keyboard is littered with microscopic fecal particles.

 

I'm on my phone, which is the cleanest surface imaginable.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm on my phone, which is the cleanest surface imaginable.

 

I'm literally typing this as I poo. Everybody does it.

[Pendleton]

I'm literally typing this as I poo. Everybody does it.

 

But you don't use it to measure the depth of the toilet. If you keep your hands clean your phone should be clean as well.

[Dr. Dinger]

But you don't use it to measure the depth of the toilet. If you keep your hands clean your phone should be clean as well.

 

Not unless you're opening the stall door with your feet, or you brought a bottle of Purell with you.

[flafson]

I'm literally typing this as I poo. Everybody does it.

 

Michael Saunders appreciates you.

[Pendleton]

Not unless you're opening the stall door with your feet, or you brought a bottle of Purell with you.

 

I usually just pinch loafs on the lawn. How did we get here from me talking about my sandwich? Go Blue Jays, vote for Saunders.

[Krylian]

Meanwhile, Jay Bruce is at exactly 0.0 WAR despite a .358 wOBA.

 

The perfect DH?

[KingKat]

Hygiene is for the weak.

[BigBounceyBlueBalls]

Canuck f*** is Awesome, Fried Beaver Tails for everyone!!!

 

All Star, Our Star!!!

[BigBounceyBlueBalls]

If he hits the Game winning World Series winning HomeRun does he become the new Paul Henderson?

[burlingtonbandit]

If he hits the Game winning World Series winning HomeRun does he become the new Paul Henderson?

 

No.

[dineke]

If he hits the Game winning World Series winning HomeRun does he become the new Paul Henderson?

 

who?

[King]

Guy put in an average year despite completely tanking in the 2nd half. He will probably not be back next season but I appreciated his efforts.