GDT Cleveland vs Toronto Game 1

[thatoneguy]

He is pitching so terribly this game.

[RealAccountant]

I think its time to raise the white flag on this one.

[West Texas Forever]

Peacocking means dressing for attention. Just like Peacock's use their feathers to get a mate.

Peacocking is meant to make opening a girl easier, but if you're not congruent with your look (like, if you look like you're gay and you try to hit on a girl), wires are gonna get crossed somewhere and you're gonna blow yourself out.

 

Peacocking in Texas culture means to kind of poke your neck out and try to fire up a fight. Here in Canada and probably anywhere but backwards Texas, peacocking is what you described.

[Jonn]

Everything is turning up Millhouse for The Land.

[Orgfiller]

Terrible positioning by Carrera, he caught that flat footed.

[vdubmvp]

Peacock?

 

This ******** Texas slang has no business being here.

[Jonn]

Peacocking in Texas culture means to kind of poke your neck out and try to fire up a fight. Here in Canada and probably anywhere but backwards Texas, peacocking is what you described.

 

You're so damn cultured.

[West Texas Forever]

I guess the silver lining here is that both home runs were solo.

[West Texas Forever]

You're so damn cultured.

 

When in Rome.

[Daniel Labude]

Stay uninformed, it's your play.

 

You are the uninformed one in this thread

[Hal Johnson]

God, why does Dickey exist?!?

[West Texas Forever]

Wow no runs, good job old man.

[Atothe]

Get Dickey out by the 6th

[Spanky99]

Adds to the game when the rich people on their phones don't pay attention and get pelted with foul balls over the screen.

 

You're not rich?

[EdwinsParrot]

Lol dickeys face

[RealAccountant]

As bad as Dickey's pitching is, what I hate the most about him is how constipated he looks all the time.

[Hal Johnson]

Wow no runs, good job old man.

 

100% luck.

[RealAccountant]

Get Dickey out by the 6th

 

We are losing this one anyways

 

I say if we are down by more than 3 runs, let Dickey go the distance and give the bullpen the day off. Might as well get some value from him.

[West Texas Forever]

You're not rich?

 

What do you consider rich per year income?

[Spanky99]

"A s*** ton of value"? A 200 IP league average starter does have value, but he's attached to a back-up catcher that shouldn't be in the Majors and being average does not equate to a "s*** ton" of value. If he was 2012 RA, then Thole could be here and I wouldn't give two shits, but if you're a 4.00 ERA/210 IP starter, then f***, that's average at best.

 

Back-up catchers are s*** around the leagues, save for a few teams.

[Daniel Labude]

100% luck.

 

It wasn't 100% luck. The strikeout was pretty good.

[Jonn]

I just hope we score a run this weekend.

[el duque]

As good as these Indians are we will see them playing for the Yankees soon

[West Texas Forever]

Atkins looks like that guy that cuts in front of you at the bar for a drink and proceeds to tell a 5 minute story to the bartender.

[Spanky99]

So you honestly think a typical backup catcher that can hit .250 vs Thole that has hit .198 during his Blue Jays career is a face palm moment?

 

Yes, considering the Dickey effect.

[Horses Fart]

Shitkins and his Smart water.

[RealAccountant]

What do you consider rich per year income?

 

Over $100K Well off

Over $200K Very Well off

Over $300K Very Very Well Off

Over $500K Rich

[Orgfiller]

Atkins looks like that guy that cuts in front of you at the bar for a drink and proceeds to tell a 5 minute story to the bartender.

 

Not really.

[West Texas Forever]

Yes, considering the Dickey effect.

 

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[Hal Johnson]

It wasn't 100% luck. The strikeout was pretty good.

 

The guy only swung because he saw a mosquito and didn't want to get zika. Very lucky for Dickey.