Colabello suspended 80 Games

[Governator]

On the bright side, 80 game suspension probably saves the Jays $250K of his salary? Shapiro knows what he was doing.

[Hal Johnson]

They're saying the substance was dehydrochlorbabipmethyltestosterone.

[jaysblue]

We all know Colabello was aided by BABIP last year but I can imagine it would extremely difficult to perform when you know you're going to be suspended.

 

If he ever plays a game for us again I will be shocked.

 

He probably won't and doubt he ever lands a starting gig again. His baseball career is likely over.

[Boxcar]

I kinda feel bad for Colabello. Hard to blame him, really. A guy with marginal talent just wanted to be able to stick around a bit longer. I can't really imagine how tempting it must be for a player in his shoes to do that.

 

Buuuuuuuuut I'm pretty glad he's gone. Time for Jesus to rise.

[FireAlexAnthopoulos]

Where the hell did he get his roids from, the Monstars?

[BTS]

Colabello was f***ing Jackie Redmond? That's a whole lot of ugly.

[jaysblue]

On the bright side, 80 game suspension probably saves the Jays $250K of his salary? Shapiro knows what he was doing.

 

And adds + WAR over the next 80 games as well.

[Angrioter]

[baloojayz]

And adds + WAR over the next 80 games as well.

 

If you think Smoak is going to be a ton better

[JFD]

Regarding Hutchison, so many follow up questions...

 

Is Stroman hurt?

Is anyone else hurt?

Are the Jays really going with 6 starters or is this a one time thing?

 

Maybe they're doing this to avoid that dreaded Sale vs Dickey matchup? Hutch on Sunday and Stroman vs Sale on Monday looks good to me.

[BTS]

...

 

How dare you

[Belliss101]

The only thing better would have been to hear Dickey was using the roids.

[Hal Johnson]

I wonder if Jackie Redmond has anything to do with this...he was banging her.

 

Link? Where's the link? Need a link dude?

 

What, like a gif? Why would you want to see that?

[Governator]

 

wtf did I just watch

[flafson]

I guess that solves Gibby's problem of not finding minutes for Smoak.

 

Could someone please explain why they called up Hutch? Don't we have 5 working starters?

[ValiantJaysFan]

I don't know why anyone thinks Jackie Redmond is hot. And if anyone is banging her it's Stroman, he's on her like white on rice on Instagram.

[CJ-Freeway]

I wonder if Jackie Redmond has anything to do with this...he was banging her.

 

Nah, I heard you can't get it up once you do PED's so I doubt it heheeee

[Boxcar]

wtf did I just watch

 

Stupid Snapchat filter. You can take a picture of someone and superimpose it on your face

[RealAccountant]

The only thing better would have been to hear Dickey was using the roids.

 

That beard is pretty f***ing awesome

[CJ-Freeway]

I don't know why anyone thinks Jackie Redmond is hot. And if anyone is banging her it's Stroman, he's on her like white on rice on Instagram.

 

She's a solid 7.5-8 . Any heterosexual male would bang her.

[Lil Looper]

 

haha guy looks like tom green

 

anyway How do you not jettison this loser after this fiasco?

 

There are a million minor leagers that can play no defence and hit .069

 

Can't say Im gona miss droops. Call up pompey and move either bautista to DH or 1B it is a no brainer. Smoak is not good enough for an everyday 1st Baseman. If this org keeps him around they are total suckers

[204Jays]

I kinda feel bad for Colabello. Hard to blame him, really. A guy with marginal talent just wanted to be able to stick around a bit longer. I can't really imagine how tempting it must be for a player in his shoes to do that.

 

Buuuuuuuuut I'm pretty glad he's gone. Time for Jesus to rise.

 

That's gotta be the worst part, he seems like a great guy. His spot is better used elsewhere, but some of the reaction here is disgusting.

[ValiantJaysFan]

She's a solid 7.5-8 . Any heterosexual male would bang her.

 

I'd bang her but there's so much fuss over her it seems and I don't get it. Caroline Cameron is way hotter.

[RealAccountant]

This makes a lot of sense. Cola was hitting everything hard last year wih a great eye

 

April he has been horrible. Notice that every time he comes up from minors he hits like cray and then just dies down.

 

He probably uses PEDs in the minors then at the MLB level can't use them

[Governator]

If we win a world series, does he get a ring? What does 1 month of batting bingo get you?

[Boxcar]

If we win a world series, does he get a ring? What does 1 month of batting bingo get you?

 

Could be wrong but I don't think he's reached some mythical games played threshold.

[Deadpool]

I don't know why anyone thinks Jackie Redmond is hot. And if anyone is banging her it's Stroman, he's on her like white on rice on Instagram.

 

I have no idea who she is, and a quick google search suggests that she varies from picture to picture...

[Boxcar]

I have no idea who she is, and a quick google search suggests that she varies from picture to picture...

 

That's because she wears about 2 pounds of makeup.

[Hal Johnson]

I have no idea who she is, and a quick google search suggests that she varies from picture to picture...

 

Yeah, I don't know who she is either.

[baseballsss]

Could be wrong but I don't think he's reached some mythical games played threshold.

 

I think it is up to the team if they want to give that player a ring or not.