Spring Training

[Angrioter]

He has a girlfriend and I don't see him as the cheating type.

 

He's Ragnar, he sleeps with two women in the same bed.

[gbill2004]

That's really not enough money to be a national laughingstock.

Has anyone ever considered maybe Barry Davis is "mentally challenged"?

[flafson]

Has anyone ever considered maybe Barry Davis is "mentally challenged"?

 

He must be, he has a tattoo of a vintage microphone on his lower left leg.

[glory]

Cory Luebke has an out clause in his contract with the Pirates, apparently can opt out Tuesday. Wasn't Shapiro (mocked by the Twitter mouth breathers for being) interested in him earlier this off-season? Jays do need a lefty reliever and apparently his stuff has looked good this spring.

[Angrioter]

Cory Luebke has an out clause in his contract with the Pirates, apparently can opt out Tuesday. Wasn't Shapiro (mocked by the Twitter mouth breathers for being) interested in him earlier this off-season? Jays do need a lefty reliever and apparently his stuff has looked good this spring.

 

Luebke isn't a loogy. Healthy he's better than 4 of our starter.

[Cyborg]

Luebke isn't a loogy. Healthy he's better than 4 of our starter.

He hasn't started a professional regular season game since 2012. He should probably be a LOOGY first year back.

[glory]

Luebke isn't a loogy. Healthy he's better than 4 of our starter.

 

Put him in the pen and use him like Cecil. Might be too complicated for the Gibbster who wants a one batter guy for some reason but talk him into it.

[Angrioter]

He hasn't started a professional regular season game since 2012. He should probably be a LOOGY first year back.

 

He's not that dumb. He could accept long RP guy, to show the world he's healthy Ala Gavin.

[crazy47larry]

relevant? perhaps not. many more interesting things in the comments section also including jimmy rollins and tommy lasorda.

 

2. Chase Utley – You know Utley, so I’m going to relay a story. A friend of mine is a career minor leaguer. He’s had a few cups of coffee in the majors, but to follow that analogy to its conclusion, he’s still drowsy. A couple of years back, he got the September call-up for the Phillies. Being a starter in the minors, he was thrust into the coveted mop-up role. So it’s a 9-1 game, or some equally lopsided score, and my friend gets the call. To everyone in the stadium, it meant a pee break. To him, he got to jog out to a major league mound, something he dreamt about since he was a boy. The appearance was nothing more than a blip on some discarded box score. For him, it was two innings struggling to get hitters out. It was his day, yet it just wasn’t. Back in the locker room afterwards, players still went up and congratulated him on getting to the show. But not Utley. Nope. Utley bought him two prostitutes. They were delivered on one condition, Utley wanted to bang them first. Preseason Rank #1, Preseason Predictions: 120/32/115/.325/12, Final Numbers: 113/33/104/.292/14

 

http://razzball.com/top-20-2nd-basemen-for-2008/

[Angrioter]

Tulowitzki back to the lineup and playing SS

[Angrioter]

#BlueJays say David Aardsma, Chad Girodo and Chad Jenkins reassigned to minor-lg camp, 44 players remain.

[THANOS]

#BlueJays say David Aardsma, Chad Girodo and Chad Jenkins reassigned to minor-lg camp, 44 players remain.

 

I guess Vindette or Choate will get the Loup nod.

[KinofChaos]

Tulowitzki back to the lineup and playing SS

 

Sweet, think he might have a big year.

[Angrioter]

Today was the first day Edwin has faced pitching (was in cage). Says he no longer has pain. #BlueJays

[Angrioter]

Edwin Encarnacion plans to play in minor-league game Monday. Hit in the cage today. Says oblique feels fine. #BlueJays

[Atothe]

Donaldson can bang anyone he wants why would he go for Jackie Redmond?

 

Why would Arnold Schwarzenegger bang his maid? Dudes do strange s***. I think Jackie is cute and she has those eyes

[burlingtonbandit]

Why would Arnold Schwarzenegger bang his maid? Dudes do strange s***. I think Jackie is cute and she has those eyes

 

I give girls who know/understand sports bonus points. She seems pretty chill too which makes her a lot more attractive.

[KinofChaos]

Why would Arnold Schwarzenegger bang his maid? Dudes do strange s***. I think Jackie is cute and she has those eyes

 

LOL good point.

[Jimcanuck]

Donaldson can bang anyone he wants why would he go for Jackie Redmond?

 

Speak for yourself dude, he not coming near my back pussy

[THANOS]

Who's starting today? Happ?

[Spanky99]

Who's starting today? Happ?

 

Yup, Hutch on Sunday.

[Jimcanuck]

Why would Arnold Schwarzenegger bang his maid? Dudes do strange s***. I think Jackie is cute and she has those eyes

 

Probably same reason some rich folk shoplift. Cheap thrills.

[Governator]

Why would Arnold Schwarzenegger bang his maid? Dudes do strange s***. I think Jackie is cute and she has those eyes

 

Because I had to Do It.. Do It Now!!

[Krylian]

She got on his choppa!!!

[Angrioter]

Aaron Loup (forearm) has been throwing pain-free for a week.

[gbill2004]

Aaron Loup (forearm) has been throwing pain-free for a week.

 

WTF???? I thought this thread was about banging Jackie Redmond?

[TheHurl]

WTF???? I thought this thread was about banging Jackie Redmond?

 

and if Aaron Loup wasn't the ugliest guy in the clubhouse he could bang Jackie R. and wouldn't have the sore forearm.

 

gets the thread back on track, all while referencing my "hottest Jays" list. Full circle

[THANOS]

and if Aaron Loup wasn't the ugliest guy in the clubhouse he could bang Jackie R. and wouldn't have the sore forearm.

 

gets the thread back on track, all while referencing my "hottest Jays" list. Full circle

 

I've never really understand how this:

 

http://wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com/2012/07/aaron_loup_july13.jpg?quality=65&strip=all

 

is uglier than Sanchez, Osuna, Dickey, Happ, etc, let alone ugly at all really lol. He just looks rather plain.

[Krylian]

John Lott ‏@LottOnBaseball 2h2 hours ago

Devon Travis had a “fricking sick” morning, which is his way of saying he’s healthy. My story for Blue Jays Nation:

 

http://bluejaysnation.com/2016/3/26/devon-travis-returns-to-the-field

[BigCecil]

John Lott ‏@LottOnBaseball 2h2 hours ago

Devon Travis had a “fricking sick” morning, which is his way of saying he’s healthy. My story for Blue Jays Nation:

 

http://bluejaysnation.com/2016/3/26/devon-travis-returns-to-the-field

 

Thanks. Keeping fingers crossed. So far we have had a relatively smooth spring on the injury list. Let's hope we stay lucky all season. I know it was probably over his head but an. 859 OPS from 2B with this line up?