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[jays4life19]

I’m not sure I know what a bitch bottom is.

 

I'm sure he would be happy to show you

[jays4life19]

Actually unlike me he probably has standards

[BTS]

Actually unlike me he probably has standards

 

I'm a good catch.

[Littlemoon]

Word of advise, use lube. Like lots.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm a good catch.

 

Maybe by heterosexual standards.

[Jimcanuck]

Word of advise, use lube. Like lots.

 

always, especially when you are up against the drunks

[BTS]

Maybe by heterosexual standards.

 

You don’t think gay men would find me desirable? That cuts me deep.

[Pendleton]

I'm a good catch.

 

I agree, there's this old common misconception that bottom feeders don't make good eating but it's not true at all. You are at least a flounder, maybe even halibut quality.

[Dr. Dinger]

You don’t think gay men would find me desirable? That cuts me deep.

 

I am extremely superficial and don't know what you look like but I'm going to say there's like a 95% chance I wouldn't hit it.

[Dr. Dinger]

Zach Wheeler has been a godsend. I can't remember who it was (maybe TCA?) but someone had a roster crunch last offseason and I got Wheeler, Heaney, Jharel Cotton, and Hunter Refroe for like a mid-round pick or something. Cotton died and Renfroe has been s*** as expected, but Wheeler and Heaney have both broken out as SP2/3s, then I flipped Heaney for Miguel Andujar. See, Boxy, not all my trades are awful.

[Boxcar]

Lol TCA couldn't keep those guys but he sure as s*** could keep Cobb so that Spanky could complain about the pitching all year.

[Spanky99]

Zach Wheeler has been a godsend. I can't remember who it was (maybe TCA?) but someone had a roster crunch last offseason and I got Wheeler, Heaney, Jharel Cotton, and Hunter Refroe for like a mid-round pick or something. Cotton died and Renfroe has been s*** as expected, but Wheeler and Heaney have both broken out as SP2/3s, then I flipped Heaney for Miguel Andujar. See, Boxy, not all my trades are awful.

 

Lol TCA couldn't keep those guys but he sure as s*** could keep Cobb so that Spanky could complain about the pitching all year.

 

Fake news.

[Dr. Dinger]

I said ?

[Spanky99]

I said ?

 

Must've been Abom maybe, when he needed TJS(Heaney) along with Folty we moved them to him. For dollars to cents, he still made out well, that was 3 years ago in 16'.

[Dr. Dinger]

Giancarlo Stanton is turning in another fantastic season, humming along with a .381 wOBA, 38 dingers, 102 ribeyes, 73 runs so far.

 

Oh no wait, that's Khris Davis. Sorry, I get them confused a lot.

[TheHurl]

Giancarlo Stanton is turning in another fantastic season, humming along with a .381 wOBA, 38 dingers, 102 ribeyes, 73 runs so far.

 

Oh no wait, that's Khris Davis. Sorry, I get them confused a lot.

 

Among my best DDL acquisitions. I think my best trades in that league are so much better than my worst (I think I gave away Devers for a pick or Waiver and my second worst I made up for by flipping Hosmer for Suarez, Simmons and Nate Pearson) hard to believe my team is still bad

[Dr. Dinger]

Among my best DDL acquisitions. I think my best trades in that league are so much better than my worst (I think I gave away Devers for a pick or Waiver and my second worst I made up for by flipping Hosmer for Suarez, Simmons and Nate Pearson) hard to believe my team is still bad

 

He's got to be one of the most underappreciated fantasy dudes in the game. Since the beginning of the 2016 season he ranks:

 

1st in MLB in HR

3rd in MLB in RBI

11th in MLB in SLG

26th in MLB in R

 

He's got more HR over the last 3 years than JD Martinez, Stanton, Nelson Cruz, Trout, Harper, Machado... anyone!

[Spanky99]

He's got to be one of the most underappreciated fantasy dudes in the game. Since the beginning of the 2016 season he ranks:

 

1st in MLB in HR

3rd in MLB in RBI

11th in MLB in SLG

26th in MLB in R

 

He's got more HR over the last 3 years than JD Martinez, Stanton, Nelson Cruz, Trout, Harper, Machado... anyone!

 

Jose Ramirez off the wire.

[Dr. Dinger]

Jose Ramirez off the wire.

 

Ban this man.

[The Cats Ass]

Giancarlo Stanton is turning in another fantastic season, humming along with a .381 wOBA, 38 dingers, 102 ribeyes, 73 runs so far.

 

Oh no wait, that's Khris Davis. Sorry, I get them confused a lot.

https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/1589762

[Spanky99]

https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/1589762

 

Melvin's pissed!

[Orgfiller]

https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/1589762

 

Uh...Khris Davis is a butcher and a half. Even if he was an average defender, the upper tier of the AL is so high that he still wouldn't be close.

 

He's not even the best player on his own team, man MLB managers are stupid.

[Orgfiller]

Khris Davis is like the right handed version of Adam Dunn except he doesn't walk nearly as much.

[Boxcar]

Uh...Khris Davis is a butcher and a half. Even if he was an average defender, the upper tier of the AL is so high that he still wouldn't be close.

 

He's not even the best player on his own team, man MLB managers are stupid.

 

He's also not nearly as good as Matt Chapman.

[Orgfiller]

He's also not nearly as good as Matt Chapman.

 

Yup, even Jed Lowrie has been way better lol.

[TheHurl]

Boston being so safe in a playoff spot is hurting me. Sale won't be back on Sunday now. No Sale, no Bauer, no Samardzija, No Vizcaino, no Darvish (all year). Sucks to be stuck with just Gray & Verlander.

[TheHurl]

Uh...Khris Davis is a butcher and a half. Even if he was an average defender, the upper tier of the AL is so high that he still wouldn't be close.

 

He's not even the best player on his own team, man MLB managers are stupid.

 

That's a managers way of saying he's underrated (which he is...in Fantasy and real life). He is the best hitter on the A's and top 10 in the AL. Melvin has a mathematics degree from Berkeley and has been praised for his ability to explain the front office and educate the players and coaches on advanced metrics

 

I understand that statements like the one he made has old school implications (in 2004 statements about Davis would be something like "he needs to get his average up to be considered for MVP") but you can't assume that every old person is ignorant to advanced stats.

[Dr. Dinger]

If I beat Silvio to secure a playoff spot this week, it could very well be on Baez' back. Loving this dogfight of a playoff race.

[P2F]

This playoff race is coming right down to the final day. Sunday is kind of a big deal.

 

Edit: Nevermind, I'm dumn. There's still another week. LoD had me all confused.

Edited August 26, 2018 by P2F

[TheHurl]

The kids need to flip just about every stat they have a chance at to stay within striking range of Speedy. Dinger and Sil going full split with saves looking like the only stat Sil can gain. J4L a little too late but helping everyone else (or BTS hurting himself). P2F doing what he needs, should flip K's, if he can get SB's and slugging he could jump into that shot at 5th spot.