Forum Hottest Jays Rankings

[Zaun of the Dead]

like I'm not gay but I would probably f*** a dude

[GD]

like I'm not gay but I would probably f*** a dude

 

It isn't gay if you say no homo. Everyone knows that. It's just a brojob.

[Dr. Dinger]

like I'm not gay but I would probably f*** a dude

 

It's not gay if you're f***ing him. Science.

[TheHurl]

It's not gay if you're f***ing him. Science.

 

as long as you laugh

[Zaun of the Dead]

http://sportsnet.rogersdigitalmedia.com.edgesuite.net/bcassets/1704050871/201507/2528/1704050871_4336652162001_video-still-for-video-4335258195001.jpg?pubId=1704050871

 

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[TheHurl]

Hottest player AA traded (the overall list is pretty ugly...seriously look it up. We may have found AA's trading criteria)?

 

Handsome Jake

http://sports.cbsimg.net/u/photos/baseball/mlb/img25255430.jpg

 

Mike Aviles

 

Wuilmer Beccera

 

Eric Thames

 

Danny Farquahar (I have a feeling this is as close up as you want to go)

http://bostonsportsu18.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/farquhar.jpg

 

Michael Taylor

[Boxcar]

Mmmmmmmmm....Handsome Jake. The original boy toy.

[TheHurl]

Number 11 gone...where does Storen slot in?

 

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/d08gjpfMK5NgEWLhirhoCA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztpbD1wbGFuZTtxPTc1O3c9NjAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en/person/Ysports/drew-storen-baseball-headshot-photo.jpg

[Boxcar]

Man, he's like the definition of Wonder Bread.

[vdubmvp]

so we can see from top to bottom who everyone picked

 

Little late on this...

 

1. Josh Donaldson

2. Troy Tulowitzki

3. Ryan Goins

4. Dalton Pompey

5. Marco Estrada

6. Darwin Barney

7. Russell Martin

8. Brett Cecil

9. Drew Hutchison

10. Kevin Pillar

11. Jose Bautista

12. Edwin Encarnacion

13. JA Happ

14. Michael Saunders

15. Devon Travis

16. Ben Revere

17. Josh Thole

18. Marcus Stroman

19. Justin Smoak

20. Aaron Loup

21. Chris Colabello

22. RA Dickey

23. Roberto Osuna

24. Jesse Chavez

25. Aaron Sanchez

[Laika]

Little late on this...

 

1. Josh Donaldson

2. Troy Tulowitzki

3. Ryan Goins

4. Dalton Pompey

5. Marco Estrada

6. Darwin Barney

7. Russell Martin

8. Brett Cecil

9. Drew Hutchison

10. Kevin Pillar

11. Jose Bautista

12. Edwin Encarnacion

13. JA Happ

14. Michael Saunders

15. Devon Travis

16. Ben Revere

17. Josh Thole

18. Marcus Stroman

19. Justin Smoak

20. Aaron Loup

21. Chris Colabello

22. RA Dickey

23. Roberto Osuna

24. Jesse Chavez

25. Aaron Sanchez

 

I agree with this list entirely.

 

Actually wait, I would move Saunders up at least above Bautista and Squints down two pegs.

[vdubmvp]

I agree with this list entirely.

 

Actually wait, I would move Saunders up at least above Bautista and Squints down two pegs.

 

I can live with those alterations. Saunders will probably become more attractive to me if I actually get to watch him play a little this year.

[Boxcar]

Squints is a beaut. What is with you people? I'm straight and even I get aroused when he takes the mound.

[Trouba95]

This seriously a thread...

[vdubmvp]

Squints is a beaut. What is with you people? I'm straight and even I get aroused when he takes the mound.

 

Eighth isn't good enough for you? Are you ever happy?

[Boxcar]

Eighth isn't good enough for you? Are you ever happy?

 

8 is borderline. 10 is unacceptable.

 

For your second question, no

[TRM]

This seriously a thread...

 

why wouldn't it be?

[Boxcar]

why wouldn't it be?

 

A day hasn't gone by where I've regretted blocking that imbecile.

[vdubmvp]

A day hasn't gone by where I've regretted blocking that imbecile.

 

But you're missing all of his fantastic posts about football...

[Boxcar]

But you're missing all of his fantastic posts about football...

 

All of you buttcakes quote him, so no, not really.

[vdubmvp]

All of you buttcakes quote him, so no, not really.

 

Yeah, that makes it nearly impossible to ignore anyone. I try to forget that dogg is still a poster here but it can't be done. North should just ban him again.

[Trouba95]

I may be viewed as a troll, but hey, at least not an eternal internet douche like Boxcar.

[Boxcar]

Yeah, that makes it nearly impossible to ignore anyone. I try to forget that dogg is still a poster here but it can't be done. North should just ban him again.

 

The true answer is shadowbans but for whatever reason they aren't being used.

[Jay Train]

Little late on this...

 

1. Josh Donaldson

2. Troy Tulowitzki

3. Ryan Goins

4. Dalton Pompey

5. Marco Estrada

6. Darwin Barney

7. Russell Martin

8. Brett Cecil

9. Drew Hutchison

10. Kevin Pillar

11. Jose Bautista

12. Edwin Encarnacion

13. JA Happ

14. Michael Saunders

15. Devon Travis

16. Ben Revere

17. Josh Thole

18. Marcus Stroman

19. Justin Smoak

20. Aaron Loup

21. Chris Colabello

22. RA Dickey

23. Roberto Osuna

24. Jesse Chavez

25. Aaron Sanchez

 

Stroman looks a little low. Is it cuz he's short?

[King]

I may be viewed as a troll, but hey, at least not an eternal internet douche like Boxcar.

 

Rt.

[GD]

well, trouba's right on there

[Boxcar]

Uh oh, a couple of 12 year olds are talking smack about me! Time to go to my safe space

[vdubmvp]

Stroman looks a little low. Is it cuz he's short?

 

Nah, height isn't really a big deal to me. I just don't find him very attractive.

[TheHurl]

Now that I know Donaldson's reason for the most douchey of his haircuts I could possibly move him up a spot.

 

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/josh-donaldson-set-for-cameo-on--vikings--tv-show-203335222.html

[TheHurl]

Nah, height isn't really a big deal to me. I just don't find him very attractive.

 

I read this as "i like my coffee without cream"