Forum Hottest Jays Rankings

[TRM]

It's easy, rank the hottest Jays! The rules are simple:

 

1. Send me your list of Jays, from hottest to not hottest by PM before Friday night at 11:59. The list of eligible Jays are listed below. Please rank every player.

2. Try not to influence the rankings of others, but healthy discussion on the merits (or lack thereof) of any Jays player is fine.

3. Don't be homophobic. It's not f***ing hard.

4. Feel free to provide commentary with your rankings. However, know that I may choose to include these quotes this in the dramatic reveal from 25-1.

5. I reserve the right to add further rules as they become necessary.

6. Please let me know if you DO NOT consent to having your rankings shared.

7. Have fun!

 

 

ELIGIBLE JAYS

Jose Bautista

Troy Tulowitzki

Josh Donaldson

Ben Revere

Marcus Stroman

Russell Martin

Roberto Osuna

Kevin Pillar

Edwin Encarnacion

Aaron Sanchez

RA Dickey

Marco Estrada

Ryan Goins

Chris Colabello

Devon Travis

Drew Hutchison

Aaron Loup

Justin Smoak

Dalton Pompey

Michael Saunders

Brett Cecil

Darwin Barney

JA Happ

Josh Thole

Jesse Chavez

[L54]

Only if we do the partners after.

[BTS]

Hopefully Orioles hangout doesn't see this.

[gruber92]

W.T.F

 

wow

[vdubmvp]

2. Try not to influence the rankings of others, but healthy discussion on the merits (or lack thereof) of any Jays player is fine.

 

I am going to influence everyone right now:

 

[vdubmvp]

Only if we do the partners after.

 

I'm sure most would be up for it, but we'll need Governator to do some more digging because it's hard to judge people from only one picture.

[King]

I'm sure most would be up for it, but we'll need Governator to do some more digging because it's hard to judge people from only one picture.

 

In for this

[TRM]

This might kill two birds with one stone now that I think about it. Compiling a very important and comprehensive list of the hottest Jays, while also identifying (and perhaps if we're lucky even banning) a few bigots.

[King]

Are our rankings merely on facial aesthetics?

[Cookie]

Are our rankings merely on facial aesthetics?

 

Whatever you think makes a man a hottie. We don't judge.

[TRM]

Are our rankings merely on facial aesthetics?

 

I'd suggest that the rationale for these rankings be at the discretion of the ranker. By that I mean whatever they determine to factor into an individual being hot is allowable to be considered. This includes, but is not limited to, facial aesthetics, physique, personality, sexual adventurousness, sense of humour, etc.

[vdubmvp]

This might kill two birds with one stone now that I think about it. Compiling a very important and comprehensive list of the hottest Jays, while also identifying (and perhaps if we're lucky even banning) a few bigots.

 

This place has honestly been pretty awesome for not having too much of this.

[vdubmvp]

I'd suggest that the rationale for these rankings be at the discretion of the ranker. By that I mean whatever they determine to factor into an individual being hot is allowable to be considered. This includes, but is not limited to, facial aesthetics, physique, personality, sexual adventurousness, sense of humour, etc.

 

Apparently a bit of research needs to be done before we can complete these lists.

[Cyborg]

List submitted.

[TRM]

2 LISTS ARE IN!!!

 

cf

[TRM]

Apparently a bit of research needs to be done before we can complete these lists.

 

I forgot to add how they look in full denim.

 

Crucial mistake.

[GD]

i'll get around to it tonight

[TRM]

WE HAVE AN EARLY LEADER.

 

Let's see if this individual can hold his lead, and be the first champion of "Min's Annual Hottest Jays Rankings". Doing so in wire-to-wire fashion would be an even more impressive feat.

[Chappy]

This place....

[vdubmvp]

...is great.

[Travis_Snider]

we have quite an ugly team tbh

[Spanky99]

...is great.

 

Where's Tony The Tiger when you need him?

[Cyborg]

At the end we should see how correlated hottness and projected WAR is. The WAR heavy guys are above average, Donaldson, Martin, Tulo, Pillar.

[KingKat]

we have an extremely man-crushable team

 

ftfy

[Laika]

My #1 is Chris Colabello a.k.a. Earthworm Jim

[Laika]

Saunders will end up underrated here because we barely saw him in 2015

[TRM]

Saunders will end up underrated here because we barely saw him in 2015

 

Great buy-low candidate

[over500]

Saunders looks like Tilda Swinton

[vdubmvp]

Saunders looks like Tilda Swinton

 

And she looks like Conan O'Brien.

[Spanky99]

Saunders looks like Tilda Swinton

 

Really?