GDT 8/25/2015 - Jays curbstomp the Rangers

[Dr. Dinger]

Blue Jays

 

Starting Pitcher – Bark Muehrle - Who really loves his dogs

 

Starting Lineup

 

1) 2-Lo probs, or maybe that fast black guy

2) MVP! MVP!

3) Joey Bats

4) EE

5) I’m guessing probably that fat guy

6) Gonna say Smoak? or Portabello

7) I'd go with Pillar

8) Light-hitting glove-first 2B

9) Fast black dude

 

 

Walker Texas Rangers -

 

Starting Pitcher – Derek Holland (RIP) - Whose dog tried to kill him

 

Starting Lineup

 

1) DeShields maybe? LOL

2) "Sin-Schoo Jew" according to Buck Martinez

3) Declining HOF 3B

4) Cecil’s Kid

5) Generic bearded white DH

6) Pungent Odor who stings the nostrils... in a good way

7) Who gives a f***

8) You sure don’t

9) Great, neither do I

 

Chance of Precipitation: 100%

 

http://i.imgur.com/j1ozLd1.gif

Edited August 25, 2015 by Dr. Dinger

[Sammy225]

Looks good but with a lefty on the mound in Holland i am guessing Mushroom Man will be at first batting 5th

[KingKat]

Looks good but with a lefty on the mound in Holland i am guessing Mushroom Man will be at first batting 5th

 

My friends call him dustbowl because he looks like he just stepped out of a John Steinbeck depression era novel.

[Sammy225]

My friends call him dustbowl because he looks like he just stepped out of a John Steinbeck depression era novel.

 

I was going to say it looks like he could of been on the short lived show Carnivale

[Dr. Dinger]

My friends call him dustbowl because he looks like he just stepped out of a John Steinbeck depression era novel.

 

I actually read East of Eden all the way through. Probably the biggest accomplishment of my life.

[Governator]

9 hours before game time? We're doomed.

[Dr. Dinger]

Looks good but with a lefty on the mound in Holland i am guessing Mushroom Man will be at first batting 5th

 

Disagree. If fatso is playing, he will bat 5th. Because reasons.

[Dr. Dinger]

9 hours before game time? We're doomed.

 

God knows the outcome of the game is greatly affected by the timing and accuracy of this thread.

[Sammy225]

9 hours before game time? We're doomed.

 

Superstitious people are the worst.

[Governator]

Superstitious people are the worst.

 

http://media.giphy.com/media/PMqhzKfuiMLQc/giphy.gif

[AA1]

Chance of Precipitation: 100%

 

Gold.

[TRM]

Slow day at work Dinger?

[Dr. Dinger]

Slow day at work Dinger?

 

I actually wrote this while on back to back conference calls.

[BigCecil]

9 hours before game time? We're doomed.

 

lol...I think its good. We can warm up...get all pumped.....and get the game faces on!

 

Bring on dem Rangers!

[MagicMike]

I actually wrote this while on back to back conference calls.

 

Your job sounds engaging.

[Dr. Dinger]

Your job sounds engaging.

 

Clearly yours is too, or you don't have one.

[AA1]

Clearly yours is too, or you don't have one.

 

I didn't post a GDT at 11 am.

[Dr. Dinger]

I didn't post a GDT at 11 am.

 

And I didn't quote you, but great job exposing your troll accounts.

[L54]

Your job sounds engaging.

 

Clearly yours is too, or you don't have one.

 

I didn't post a GDT at 11 am.

 

Hmm. The guy creating multiple personalities on a message board is critiquing Dinger's job. Makes sense.

[BTS]

Your job sounds engaging.

 

Clearly yours is too, or you don't have one.

 

I didn't post a GDT at 11 am.

 

Mods, multiple accounts. Please ban.

[L54]

Logging out is hard.

[BlueBirdBro]

After the hell that is an off-day on a Monday, I welcome early GDTs

[Dr. Dinger]

Creating GDTs, getting trolls banned, all in a day's work!

[L54]

Very prompt banning of obvious trolls. Nice work, Moderators!

[FFantasy]

Do we have some new mods? I'm tired of this s***.

[Trouba95]

This is the most I've seen Dinger post in a short span of time. Lol

[Dr. Dinger]

This is the most I've seen Dinger post in a short span of time. Lol

 

I mostly stick to the OT forum, but I felt compelled today.

[labadee]

GDT debut! Good luck

[HERPDERP]

Is this Dinger's GDT debut?

 

Grats on the call-up.

 

lets pull an Arencibia

[TwistedLogic]

This thread was posted at 11 AM and two accounts that commented in it are already banned.

 

http://i.imgur.com/SwAvbGC.gif

 

 

Also, this is probably the best troll lineup ever posted.