Forum acronyms

[NotThatGuy]

Now I am not saying you're That Guy, but you are not NotThatGuy.

 

BauBau = Bautista. Just in case someone needed the hint!

 

 

I'm pretty sure I'm NotThatGuy and that you're baubau, and not Bautista. I know you're not Bautista, because he is old enough to have touched a boobie (besides his mother's), so he wouldn't have a suggestive photo of a woman as an avatar.

[Boxcar]

I'm pretty sure I'm NotThatGuy and that you're baubau, and not Bautista. I know you're not Bautista, because he is old enough to have touched a boobie (besides his mother's), so he wouldn't have a suggestive photo of a woman as an avatar.

 

Boobie? What are you, 5?

[LTR]

So, ignoring the grammatical error (which, apparently just fits in with the tough guy persona you're desperately trying to cultivate now that you've been outed as a creepy, wrong-minded stalker of posters, right? Because f*** the rules of the English language, because you're too cool/tough to worry about that), your stance is that we should ignore what you write, because you're too awesome to give a f***, but you'll spend your time worrying about others, because they're losers. Is that right? Your wife should be arrested for marrying a child.

 

Uhhh.... mmm k /ignored for high-level desperation trolling. Good luck with that!

[LTR]

DP = Double Play

DP = Double Penetration

DP = Deadpool

 

All good choices.

 

Ha... is it wrong that two things enter my mind whenever someone writes DP (and one is not "Deadpool").

[NotThatGuy]

Boobie? What are you, 5?

 

 

If 5 is old enough to understand that my usage of the term was further belittlement of the person whom I was belittling, then, sure. I'm 5. Which would make you a late-term aborted fetus. Maybe mid-term.

[NotThatGuy]

Ha... is it wrong that two things enter my mind whenever someone writes DP (and one is not "Deadpool").

 

We're all sure your mind isn't the only thing entered when you think about a DP.

[o2cui2i]

come on guys.... a couple pages of bickering by any standard is too much. move on please.

[Deadpool]

Ha... is it wrong that two things enter my mind whenever someone writes DP (and one is not "Deadpool").

 

Not even a little wrong.

[Boxcar]

If 5 is old enough to understand that my usage of the term was further belittlement of the person whom I was belittling, then, sure. I'm 5. Which would make you a late-term aborted fetus. Maybe mid-term.

 

Good to have you back. Just a warning, one mod now doesn't enjoy humor and bans people freely.

[43211234]

Of all the degenerates who frequent this forum, Moogy might be the most ill. Hopefully this new account isn't around for long.

[BigBounceyBlueBalls]

Most of the drama on this board is self-inflicted. If you'd just let people vent in Game Day Threads, without coming down on them, you'd cut out on most of the drama. Because that's what normal fans do - they're fans of a baseball team, which is a completely irrational thing to be, when you actually think about it. And when they watch the game, they're emotionally venting. They'll call the best player on the team a bum when he strikes out in a key situation. They'll say the team stinks, and won't amount to anything when they blow a game, even though they're leading the division. Stop treating those folks like trolls and you'll cut down on 50% of the drama. And, otherwise, stop trying to be Sherlock Holmes Jr. Stop trying to ferret out the next troll. These Doggs or Metallijays or whomever? Let them go. They're just going to create more accounts and keep posting. And, really, they don't do much wrong. They're just noise. Put them on ignore and move on. Far worse is the guys yapping about "troll!" and pointing at each member as Dogg, and then having 5 posts about it, and then harping on it for the rest of the thread. The junior detectives are the ones ruining the board, much more than the spammers like Dogg.

 

Do yourselves a favor and try to go 2 days without insulting another poster, or accusing someone of being someone else, and watch how much more pleasant the board will become. Learn to accept opposing viewpoints, and different ways of enjoying the game (even if that enjoyment is through misery).

 

It's not the lack of moderation, or the improper moderation (although we can all be honest here and say that o2c is pretty much the opposite of what you'd look for in a mod). It's those who are more concerned with who's who, and that some voices should be silenced, than they are with simply enjoying (even if negatively), the Jays, and baseball, generally.

 

Unfortunately, I fear the board is FAR too invested in creating the troll drama than they are in worrying about the Jays, or just being respectful humans.

 

At some point, when you're sitting around with your cyberbuddies, contemplating why you can't have a decent board, rather than pointing at excuse A, B or C - you might want to look at yourself. Or you'll just create yet another board where you have to run from the villains you created and perpetuate. And you'll talk about how good it is to get away from the former villains, only to create more villains, or not be able to handle the ones that follow you to the new board.

 

You get me, you really really do!

[Laika]

LUP = let us pray

 

O2IAFSR = o2cui2i is a filthy sewer rat

[Spanky99]

I thought cf was **** farts.

 

cock fluffer

[Dick_Pole]

BTS - Brian Tallet Stache

 

I always thought it was Brian Tallet Sucks.

[Dick_Pole]

DP = Double Play

DP = Double Penetration

DP = Deadpool

 

All good choices.

 

You forgot one you bastard

[TheHurl]

DP = Double Play

DP = Double Penetration

DP = Deadpool

 

All good choices.

 

Never forget Donkey Punch

[Stangstag]

Also I should apologize for my behaviour on the thread that got me banned as JugglingPitches.

 

I am very touchy about my parenting. I lost my mom when my wife was pregnant, and my daughter was born two weeks after she passed away (her first grandchild). Before she died I promised her she wouldn't really die because I was going to be a great dad by following her example. So, I've made it my focus on life to be the best dad I can be, at the expense of other areas of my life sometimes. I get very testy when people judge anything having to do with my parenting as a result, hence my reaction to that thread...which at the time it was all still very raw.

 

Sorry for calling you retarded dude

[Stangstag]

Literally nobody cares when people post one-off inflammatory comments about someone on the Jays. The issue is when they won't shut the f*** up after that one damn comment. We don't need moronic "game over" posts from eight different people when we're down one run in the first. Or those proclaiming the season over after having an eleven game winning streak snapped. Most of us have made a nonsensical, reactionary post somewhere along the way, but when that's all you're doing it becomes incredibly annoying. And many of us do ignore these people, but others constantly quote them and we have to see their s*** anyway.

 

Exactly. You can vent to your TV or computer screen in your home, or stick your face into a pillow and scream or something. No need to make 10 posts about trading Bautista after he strikes out in a key situation.

[Stangstag]

Good to have you back. Just a warning, one mod now doesn't enjoy humor and bans people freely.

 

Lol you are unbelievable. Let it go dude

[Brownie19]

ROFL at LTR believing last year that ValiantJaysFan was Moogy, and this year that he/she is CHP. Someone is looking a little too hard.

 

Sticking with the thread, 'ROFL' stands for 'rolling on floor laughing.'

 

Who on earth started ROFL? Like honestly, has anyone actually rolled around on the floor laughing? and if you did - what made you think we need an acronym for this extremely rare occasion? dumn.

[Atothe]

Who on earth started ROFL? Like honestly, has anyone actually rolled around on the floor laughing? and if you did - what made you think we need an acronym for this extremely rare occasion? dumn.

 

Not a big deal, the internet is where hyperbole lives

[KingKat]

Not a big deal, the internet is where hyperbole lives

 

It's just not meant to be taken literally. I don't use rolfl but I use lol all the time and I'm not going to apologize if I'm not actually laughing out loud every time I use it.

[NotThatGuy]

Good to have you back. Just a warning, one mod now doesn't enjoy humor and bans people freely.

 

Well, he has a drinking problem, which explains his erratic behavior (including the irrational lashing-out power trips), and he welshes on his drinking bets, so he lacks the integrity and accountability to be a stand up guy.

 

And, so, you folks saw that and said "we want him watching over us! He's reasonable!" And then you put on your tinfoil miners' hat, grabbed your torch and pitchforks, and went troll hunting (all whilst constantly bitching about everything AA and Gibbons do, in very troll-like fashion).

[BTS]

It's just not meant to be taken literally. I don't use rolfl but I use lol all the time and I'm not going to apologize if I'm not actually laughing out loud every time I use it.

 

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[Stangstag]

Well, he has a drinking problem, which explains his erratic behavior (including the irrational lashing-out power trips), and he welshes on his drinking bets, so he lacks the integrity and accountability to be a stand up guy.

 

And, so, you folks saw that and said "we want him watching over us! He's reasonable!" And then you put on your tinfoil miners' hat, grabbed your torch and pitchforks, and went troll hunting (all whilst constantly bitching about everything AA and Gibbons do, in very troll-like fashion).

 

Can someone explain this to me please? I thought they were talking about o2cui2i at first but this doesn't sound like him...

[JaysAllMighty]

As a long time reader and newish poster, I've come across some acronyms we use here that I haven't come across anywhere else. Maybe this thread can help fill in the blanks for me and other new posters?

 

FYSMC = f*** you, suck my cock

TLDR = Too long, didn't read

CHP = ???

 

Also can anyone explain the origins of "dumn"?

 

Please add to this list, going off the top of my head here.

 

 

WTF

https://video-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xpt1/v/t42.1790-2/10646121_899456333415551_1660038716_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjQ2MCwicmxhIjo1MTJ9&rl=460&vabr=256&oh=e8622f89264a1cb13869dcec28a25308&oe=55D48D49

[Deadpool]

Who on earth started ROFL? Like honestly, has anyone actually rolled around on the floor laughing? and if you did - what made you think we need an acronym for this extremely rare occasion? dumn.

 

I *DID* once LMFAO... I miss having an ass...

[Deadpool]

WTF

https://video-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xpt1/v/t42.1790-2/10646121_899456333415551_1660038716_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjQ2MCwicmxhIjo1MTJ9&rl=460&vabr=256&oh=e8622f89264a1cb13869dcec28a25308&oe=55D48D49

 

Somebody's wife is SUUUUPER pissed off at her husband right now. (While he's laughing his ass off, poor guy...)

[JaysAllMighty]

Somebody's wife is SUUUUPER pissed off at her husband right now. (While he's laughing his ass off, poor guy...)

 

I don't know if it's just me but the more I watch that clip I laugh so much I had tears.

[Boxcar]

As a long time reader and newish poster, I've come across some acronyms we use here that I haven't come across anywhere else. Maybe this thread can help fill in the blanks for me and other new posters?

 

FYSMC = f*** you, suck my cock

TLDR = Too long, didn't read

CHP = ???

 

Also can anyone explain the origins of "dumn"?

 

Please add to this list, going off the top of my head here.

 

I didn't see this so I think you added afterwards. Anyway, I started the dumn thing as a mocking gesture from people who are too illiterate to use the proper "your/you're" in addressing people as dumb. Constant idiots saying "your dumb" so I decided to go all out and spell everything wrong and I guess people found it amusing because it's stuck for like 5 or 6 years...or longer, I don't remember.