Noah Syndergaard MLB debut thread

[King]

Everything from the name, to the nickname, to the filth just screams total stud.

 

Forgot the hair

[Jimcanuck]

f***ing jeff kent all over again... except we didnt get a WS

[Captain Adama]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[havok24]

That pitch was f***ing nasty.

[Orgfiller]

Nasty pitch, oh my!

[Captain Adama]

That was f***ing dirty

[King]

Holy s***

[Slot Machine]

9IP, 27K, 0BB, 81 pitches. Noah proceeds to call it a career after the game.

 

You forgot to mention the solo home run he hits to win the game 1-0.

[tercet]

noooo

 

What about his bb/k?

[Orgfiller]

Manager calling for dumn IBB, ugh.

 

f*** off NL

[Atothe]

Thundering fastball

[Captain Adama]

Manager calling for dumn IBB, ugh.

 

f*** off NL

 

But the pitcher hitting is part of the purity of baseball!!!

[Atothe]

Filthy

[Captain Adama]

Is Noah a part time painter? Cause he's sure painting those corners

[havok24]

Consistently 96-98. Good lord this mother f***er is nasty as hell.

[Orgfiller]

Poor Arrietta, the children shouldn't have had to see that.

[BigBounceyBlueBalls]

In what universe does ones gait become compromised from a sprained wrist?

 

Damnit man, if you're going to troll, do it right

 

Pitchers are pussies! Help off the field to many people on the stairs at once, tangles feet with the trainer?

 

Mascot bites him! Lol

[Atothe]

He literally might be the best pitching prospect the jays have ever traded. Edward Rogers will fire AA for this when he finds out who Syndergaard is

[BigBounceyBlueBalls]

what the f***

 

No he be f***ed! Lol

[Orgfiller]

What a hack, this guy will hit mammoths.

[tercet]

He tips his curveball in his windup, damn so obvious

 

Slows his windup, and his arm slot so much different lol

 

But still nasty

[Atothe]

Murphy is terrible

[Orgfiller]

Bryant vs Syndergaard, prospect lovers everywhere reaching climax.

[Atothe]

Some cubs fan called a bum lol

[Atothe]

Bryant vs Syndergaard, prospect lovers everywhere reaching climax.

 

Nope that is reserved for Bryant vs Giolito

[Orgfiller]

That change is some cheese.

[Atothe]

Noah with a filthy breaker

[Atothe]

Noah escapes

[King]

aye

[Atothe]

Granderson with a dumb out