What did Josh Hamilton do?

[Laika]

???

[HERPDERP]

shared his mlb.tv pass

[Deadpool]

shared his mlb.tv pass

 

Rebroadcasted AND retransmitted without the express written consent of Major League Baseball (implied oral consent only...)

[vdartanian]

pedophilia

[Deadpool]

Posted a homemade autofellatio video online.

 

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/34/34bde2c7eac4b12fec8ebfad5b806f0f5c12f2f7493fd40ca2e01f5d6c84901e.jpg

[Deadpool]

http://www.halosheaven.com/2015/2/25/8110469/josh-hamilton-headed-towad-suspension-for-drugs

 

"Unconfirmed, but reliable sources" have him at 80 games for a drug of abuse, apparently...

[43211234]

More debaucherous options pls.

 

I'm thinking something more along the lines of Ang's relationship with some of his goats.

[dineke]

Who wouldn't want to snort 125 million worth of cocaine if you had the opportunity to?

[HERPDERP]

http://www.halosheaven.com/2015/2/25/8110469/josh-hamilton-headed-towad-suspension-for-drugs

 

"Unconfirmed, but reliable sources" have him at 80 games for a drug of abuse, apparently...

 

Wasn't he injured too? Probably will only have to serve 40 of those since he'll be on the DL.

[KingKat]

Doesn't make a lot of sense to me... if he confessed and it happened during the offseason, the penalization of 80 games seems stupid... plus it's not even a PED.

 

Are the length of the suspensions collectively bargained? I don't think there's any leeway here even if the player confessed.

[Gorlak]

Doesn't make a lot of sense to me... if he confessed and it happened during the offseason, the penalization of 80 games seems stupid... plus it's not even a PED.

 

And if there is one thing you want to give somebody who relapsed, It's lots of free time.

[Boxcar]

???

 

The following people are dumn:

Gen.Disarray, HERPDERP, NJH, The Cats Ass, Zaun of the Dead

 

Josh would snort coke off a stripper's ass, drink himself to spanky levels, shoot up heroin, sure. But he would NEVER take the lord's name in vain.

[AdamGreenwood]

Kind of sad that using a drug of abuse carries a much heavier fine than actually cheating (PED's).

[Jonzo]

Kind of sad that using a drug of abuse carries a much heavier fine than actually cheating (PED's).

 

That's why I think it's domestic like wife beating or something.

[closetjaysfan]

Kind of sad that using a drug of abuse carries a much heavier fine than actually cheating (PED's).

 

Well I guess there is that whole bit about not wanting to give little kids an impression that cocaine is cool but yeah its not like PEDs are exactly safe.

[Captain Adama]

He probably ended up with a few beers, went to the cocaine, had sex with a stripper and then yelled out "oh god" when he finished.

 

That's where he knew he needed to draw the line, and not by using his platinum card.

[Nafro]

Josh Hamilton | ANA

(February 25, 2015 8:02 PM EST)

A source tells Jon Heyman of CBS Sports that Josh Hamilton relapsed a few months back involving "at least cocaine."

Heyman says Hamilton turned himself in and that, if true, he would be put in a drug program as a first-time offender. Without a positive test, it's unclear how MLB could suspend Hamilton for the incident. Reports were that the 33-year-old had a meeting with MLB Wednesday to discuss what happened. More should be known shortly.

SOURCE: JON HEYMAN ON TWITTER

 

I just hope for his sake he continues to win his battle against his addiction. Its a very good sign, he owned up to it and is dealing with it. That makes it much more likely to keep it an isolated incident.

[reedjohnsonfan]

I wonder why he's suspended. It's not uncommon for players to have cocaine in the offseason. It sounds like he just needs to go into rehab which is really sad to see. You guys can make fun of him but it is hard for a guy to deal with addiction issues. You never really get healed.

[Jonzo]

Poor guy, it must be very hard to deal with something like this, beyond your control. I know people with drug problems, it's a legit mental health issue. It can take control of you. I wish guys like him nothing but the best, however it will be a struggle for the rest of his life. You can tell he's a decent guy too.

[Jonzo]

I guess you don't know much about mental health.

[Dr. Dinger]

He probably ended up with a few beers, went to the cocaine, had sex with a stripper and then yelled out "oh god" when he finished.

 

That's where he knew he needed to draw the line, and not by using his platinum card.

 

Sex and coke don't mix.

[NorthOf49]

I wonder why he's suspended. It's not uncommon for players to have cocaine in the offseason. It sounds like he just needs to go into rehab which is really sad to see. You guys can make fun of him but it is hard for a guy to deal with addiction issues. You never really get healed.

He'll be suspended because using drugs of abuse is against the Joint Drug Agreement. Baseball understandably doesn't want their players doing drugs and there is language in place for treatment and penalties.

[Dr. Dinger]

What I want to know is, who is the guy who agreed to give coke to Hamilton and help him relapse? Now that guy's a real doucher.

[Jonzo]

Krylian, youre pretty ignorant, it's best you just shut up now.

[KingKat]

Sex and coke don't mix.

 

Reminds me of Smedley Butler's stories about his coke boner.

[Jonzo]

Everyone is so sympathetic to drug abuse issues but no one ever wants to put the blame on the person for starting to do them in the first place.

 

First of all, that's not true. Most people with drug issues know they screwed up, years before. The fact of the matter is, people make mistakes. Assigning blame for starting in the first place really doesn't help someone immersed in it and who may have developed mental health issues.

[Captain Adama]

Everyone is so sympathetic to drug abuse issues but no one ever wants to put the blame on the person for starting to do them in the first place.

 

Because what's done is done, what are you gonna do next? Shame the guy in emergency having a heart attack for eating too many big macs? No, what's done is done, you f***ing rehabilitate the person and educate them ways to stay healthy from now on.

 

It's been proven time and time again that blaming the person will do nothing more than worsen the outcomes.

[Captain Adama]

I just choose to make people accountable for their decisions.

 

Why should a paramedic come to you if you were in a car accident for speeding, it was your fault?

[KingKat]

I just choose to make people accountable for their decisions.

 

By your logic does this mean no one should ever drink alcohol because some people become alcoholics or are alcoholics supposed to know they'll be alcoholics before their first drink?

[Dr. Dinger]

Alcohol is legal.

 

And it always was! CASE CLOSED.