Janssen has a sore shoulder; "Out couple days"

[flafson]

So we are up to the weeks scale now, does it mean he's out for the season now?

[G-Snarls]

[GD]

Hahahahah jesus f***

[G-Snarls]

Janssen definitely won't be ready for the season now. One week will turn into two weeks, then he'll be behind in his preparation and hit the 15 day DL when the season starts. We'll be lucky to see him in April.

 

Enter optionless Jeffress. Sigh.

[ElNik2013]

So this will now give a spot to one of the optionless guys...gotta look at the positive side of things!

[eastcoastjaysfan]

Can anyone name me someone more unlikeable than Mike "The Milk Bag" Wilner? Putin maybe?

[Smedley Butler]

Just heard on SN now that Janssen is being shut down for at least a week.

 

I expect to see him back sometime in August.

[GD]

#LovethisTeam

[eastcoastjaysfan]

Where is that POS Wilner at now?

[Smedley Butler]

From "no big deal" to "one week" to "at least a week" all in the matter of one day. Impressive even by Blue Jay standards.

 

Are we surprised, though? ;-)

[Anemic0ffense]

http://images.teespring.com/shirt_pic/432313/front.jpg?v=2014-02-28-16-56

[wilko]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/c37fa75203091d32b2231c94567bf96e/tumblr_mgftsjH1tU1r37slco1_500.jpg

 

http://captainsspeech.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/loviste.jpg

[G-Snarls]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/c37fa75203091d32b2231c94567bf96e/tumblr_mgftsjH1tU1r37slco1_500.jpg

 

http://captainsspeech.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/loviste.jpg

 

Why won't it just go away

 

Stop it

[wilko]

Why won't it just go away

 

Stop it

 

Just roll with it brah. You know the spirit of Boni will haunt the clubhouse for years.

[Angrioter]

ArdenZwelling

The Rasmus injury appears to be worse than a slept-on-it-wrong thing -- but the #BlueJays continue to downplay the severity, as they do.

[G-Snarls]

[TwistedLogic]

God, this thread... This fanbase seriously needs some f***in anti-depressants.

[Jimcanuck]

 

Wilner spots Janssen soft tossing = he's fine. What a dork!

[Chappy]

Wilner spots Janssen soft tossing = he's fine. What a dork!

 

Or he could have just asked him or someone with the team.

[BlueJaysGirl]

http://images.teespring.com/shirt_pic/432313/front.jpg?v=2014-02-28-16-56

 

I'd like to add 'giving' after the heart, but that's just me.

[Jimcanuck]

I'd like to add 'giving' after the heart, but that's just me.

 

Want to watch a game with me from the Rogers Centre hotel?

[Sparky12]

I'd like to add 'giving' after the heart, but that's just me.

Uhhhhh

[Anemic0ffense]

I'd like to add 'giving' after the heart, but that's just me.

 

Inbox me ;)

 

Haha

[BlueJaysGirl]

I've got you covered. (NSFW)

 

http://i.imgur.com/yMwPX9C.jpg

 

I need that shirt! Awesome.

[BlueJaysGirl]

You're trying too hard.

 

No, you are.

[Anemic0ffense]

I ordered the one I posted. Should be fun to wear that around NYC .

[Smedley Butler]

All the thirsty, thirsty simps losing their s*** in this thread because the girl likes to suck dick. Sad.

[Smedley Butler]

Not sure who you're referring to, couple people made the obvious gags, exactly no one lost their s***.

 

"Lost their s***" as in reacting like excited little virgins because some tryhard attention seeking vag did her thing.

 

And calm the f*** down. You have no authority here.

[Smedley Butler]

Lol, everyone is so excited in your mind!

 

Everyone's LOSING THEIR s***, now I need to calm the f*** down for bothering to make a casual reply.

 

Also thanks for the laugh about authority after I made no authoritative comment whatsoever, unless telling Donny's trolling ass to stfu upset you.

 

You need to tell your mom to stop buying you energy drinks when she goes grocery shopping. You sound like a hysterical little girl.

[Boxcar]

I'd like to add 'giving' after the heart, but that's just me.

 

OK, zero percent chance you're actually female.

 

If I was a betting man, I'd say this is Zee or some other well known troglodyte.