NFL Thread

[Boxcar]

Bro, the same guy that said that was one of the first to break Brady was un-retiring. So blow me

 

Dude I could have broken Brady un-retiring five minutes after he retired

[Boxcar]

Sometimes things just line up perfectly

[Spanky99]

lol... awesome.

[connorp]

Steelers QB Haskins gets run over and killed by a dump truck. Not a common way to go for athletes

[Boxcar]

Steelers QB Haskins gets run over and killed by a dump truck. Not a common way to go for athletes

 

Apparently asking questions is a bit of a no-no, but I really want to know what he was doing jogging on a highway before trying to cross it by foot.

[Spanky99]

Apparently asking questions is a bit of a no-no, but I really want to know what he was doing jogging on a highway before trying to cross it by foot.

 

I was thinking suicide initially. What do you mean asking questions is a no-no?

[Boxcar]

I was thinking suicide initially. What do you mean asking questions is a no-no?

 

People are acting very sensitively...and I get it someone died...but seriously, wtf is going through your head at that point.

[Boxcar]

Can Kyler Murray just f*** off already? Holy s***, this midget just can not stand not being the center of attention. Three seasons, has accomplished jack s***, "money plzzzzzzz"

[Spanky99]

Can Kyler Murray just f*** off already? Holy s***, this midget just can not stand not being the center of attention. Three seasons, has accomplished jack s***, "money plzzzzzzz"

 

Hi.

[Boxcar]

Hi.

 

Wtf do you want

[Spanky99]

Wtf do you want

 

S'up, friendo!

[Brownie19]

Draft Night! f***ing love drafts in all sports. Must see TV.

[connorp]

Weird no real QBs this year

[Boxcar]

The Patriots being the team everyone laughs at is so beautiful.

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/PCRGlHHpFBs

[connorp]

Who did Aaron Rodgers draft Spanky? It’s important he drafts good players since he took up all the money to give anyone else

[Spanky99]

Who did Aaron Rodgers draft Spanky? It’s important he drafts good players since he took up all the money to give anyone else

 

You following the draft, jackass? Who did the Commanders select, bro?

 

PS... Packers have killed it, I'd rather of had JJ... and day two was good on top of a solid day 1 take.

 

Honestly, I thought the Pack would've traded up to get an elite wideout but they were, sniped.

[Boxcar]

You following the draft, jackass? Who did the Commanders select, bro?

 

PS... Packers have killed it, I'd rather of had JJ... and day two was good on top of a solid day 1 take.

 

Honestly, I thought the Pack would've traded up to get an elite wideout but they were, sniped.

 

Why would you think that? Since Aaron Rodgers was drafted, the Packers have taken one offensive player in the first round, and it was his intended replacement, lol

[connorp]

You following the draft, jackass? Who did the Commanders select, bro?

 

PS... Packers have killed it, I'd rather of had JJ... and day two was good on top of a solid day 1 take.

 

Honestly, I thought the Pack would've traded up to get an elite wideout but they were, sniped.

 

I didn’t follow it, no. Just wanted to bust your balls

[Spanky99]

Why would you think that? Since Aaron Rodgers was drafted, the Packers have taken one offensive player in the first round, and it was his intended replacement, lol

 

lol

[Brownie19]

Why would you think that? Since Aaron Rodgers was drafted, the Packers have taken one offensive player in the first round, and it was his intended replacement, lol

 

Last 5 WRs taken by the Packers in the 2nd round:

 

Greg Jennings

Jordy Nelson

Randall Cobb

Davonte Adams

 

Cristian Watson

[Spanky99]

Last 5 WRs taken by the Packers in the 2nd round:

 

Greg Jennings

Jordy Nelson

Randall Cobb

Davonte Adams

 

Cristian Watson

 

I liked our draft, mate. You?

[Boxcar]

Last 5 WRs taken by the Packers in the 2nd round:

 

Greg Jennings

Jordy Nelson

Randall Cobb

Davonte Adams

 

Cristian Watson

 

I never said they haven't done a great job finding WRs overall, just that expecting one in the first when they haven't done it in like 20 years seems odd

[Brownie19]

I liked our draft, mate. You?

 

Yeah I thought it was better than the previous 2 years. Seems like they could have gotten Walker later (but what the F do I know). It feels like if they went Wyatt/Watson in the 1st round, they could have kept both 2nd round picks and taken Walker at 53 - or at least given up less to move up and take him in the mid 40's.

 

But that's probably splitting hairs. I like the 2 OL they got.

[jaysblue]

NFL Schedule is out.

 

Jay want to go down to Buffalo and see the Packers

[Boxcar]

NFL Schedule is out.

 

Jay want to go down to Buffalo and see the Packers

 

SNF makes that a lot less appealing. Hopefully it isn't too chilly because the cold in Buffalo feels different.

[Boxcar]

Oh yeah, the LA Chargers won the internet for all time last night with this masterpiece. The Urban Meyer part made me piss myself.

 

 

They didn't pull any punches, but some of them have kind of subtle jabs, Atlanta especially.

[Spanky99]

These numbers are silly... holy cow!

 

Tom Brady did what everyone’s parents tell them to do: Don’t quit your job until you have another one lined up.

 

 

FOX announced Monday that Brady will be its lead NFL broadcast analyst whenever he decides to retire. The New York Post reported the deal is for 10 years and $375 million — stunning numbers for one of the game’s greatest players.

 

 

We don’t know the full details of the contract, but let’s say he retires after this upcoming season. His $37.5 million average annual value for 2023 would be:

 

Fourth among NFL player salaries. Only Aaron Rodgers, Deshaun Watson and Patrick Mahomes are set to make more.

 

The highest salary of Brady’s career. His highest annual salary is $25 million, which he’ll make this season.

 

By far the highest salary of any color commentator. The number dwarfs what Troy Aikman and Tony Romo make, and Brady hasn’t called a game yet.

I’m sure Brady will be great, despite his complete lack of broadcasting experience. His wit and personality have been on display in his social media presence over the last couple of years. The cynic in me wonders if Brady can replicate that charm on live TV when there isn’t a social media team behind him strategizing.

 

 

In the long term: Brady’s gargantuan deal is a sign of the TV bidding wars to come. Amazon just signed an exclusive 11-year media rights deal that could be worth over $100 billion to show Thursday games. FOX, CBS and NBC are all paying over $1 billion per year for NFL TV rights. ESPN pays $2.7 billion a year for Monday Night Football.

 

 

In the near term: FOX doesn’t have a lead analyst yet for 2022 with Aikman gone. Imagine taking a job where your assured replacement can cast you aside on a whim. Our Richard Deitsch writes it’ll probably be Greg Olsen. No pressure, bud.

[P2F]

Oh yeah, the LA Chargers won the internet for all time last night with this masterpiece. The Urban Meyer part made me piss myself.

 

 

They didn't pull any punches, but some of them have kind of subtle jabs, Atlanta especially.

 

Man, this is amazing. The Chargers Twitter account is gold.

[Boxcar]

I'm way late here but how the f*** do the Rams exist? They have like a billion dollars in dead cap in like 3 years.

 

So annoying that a team like them can just hand out a 30 and 20 million AAV contract and somehow lower their cap hit. Just get rid of the f***ing cap. It's obviously a joke at this point.

[Spanky99]

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