Let us find sources of fun each game

[AuntieJPA]

Hi, while we wait for September call ups, let us enjoy the blunders and their unpredictability. Yeas, Iztuius can't move laterally so that isn't a blunder, but rest assured, JP will do something or even some of our vets. I used to love watching and listening- have done so for thirty years- but now it is a joke. I remember that for the most part last year we were one of the top defensive teams. Wow......

[Arkadium]

Hi, while we wait for September call ups, let us enjoy the blunders and their unpredictability. Yeas, Iztuius can't move laterally so that isn't a blunder, but rest assured, JP will do something or even some of our vets. I used to love watching and listening- have done so for thirty years- but now it is a joke. I remember that for the most part last year we were one of the top defensive teams. Wow......

 

Izturis reminds me of some of the guys on my softball team... you have to hit the ball pretty much right at them for a play to be made. At least he tries though.

[AuntieJPA]

Izturis reminds me of some of the guys on my softball team... you have to hit the ball pretty much right at them for a play to be made. At least he tries though.

 

He is like something on a table hockey table: two inches left or right. I can't even think how many outs the second base position has cost us. He Nd DeRosa and Boni. Together they have made maybe two above average plays all year!

[Arkadium]

He is like something on a table hockey table: two inches left or right. I can't even think how many outs the second base position has cost us. He Nd DeRosa and Boni. Together they have made maybe two above average plays all year!

 

The jokes on us for disrespecting KJ's defense last year... KJ looks like a perennial GG'er compared to these guys.

[AuntieJPA]

The jokes on us for disrespecting KJ's defense last year... KJ looks like a perennial GG'er compared to these guys.

 

No glamour, like Yunel

, but made most of the plays. I love how some are harping on how izturis is heating up: 150 and no D????

[8D]

-All the hilarious GIFs from each blunder

-Get to watch a generational talent like Trout play when I'm alive. meh, maybe borderline generational.

[fatcowxlive]

Hi, while we wait for September call ups, let us enjoy the blunders and their unpredictability. Yeas, Iztuius can't move laterally so that isn't a blunder, but rest assured, JP will do something or even some of our vets. I used to love watching and listening- have done so for thirty years- but now it is a joke. I remember that for the most part last year we were one of the top defensive teams. Wow......

 

Sources of fun?

 

heh, since I make GDTs I tend to watch from the beginning of damn near each game this season. Unlike last season (and only after our breakdown following the end of the 11 game win streak) my 'source of fun' during the game is turning the TV off

[jays4life19]

I put a little bit of money on the jays from time to time to keep it interesting....

 

I should be broke by September with how things are going...

 

haha

[DuckDuckGose]

Probably about time to start a 2013 BJ drinking game. Booze are necessary to watch this team for a whole game.

[jays4life19]

Probably about time to start a 2013 BJ drinking game. Booze are necessary to watch this team for a whole game.

 

That's a fantastic idea.

[DuckDuckGose]

Could play it like baseball even. Every event has an assigned # of bases. Each run scored = a drink.

 

#1 - Every ball/strike called argued = a single

#2 - Defensive miscue = a single

#3 - Baserunning error = a double

#4 - Every IP by a SP = double; scoreless IP = triple

#5 - Ejection/benches clearing = HR

#6 - Showing up your teammates = HR

[Dylan]

Could play it like baseball even. Every event has an assigned # of bases. Each run scored = a drink.

 

#1 - Every ball/strike called argued = a single

#2 - Defensive miscue = a single

#3 - Baserunning error = a double

#4 - Every IP by a SP = double; scoreless IP = triple

#5 - Ejection/benches clearing = HR

#6 - Showing up your teammates = HR

 

I'm down for playing this lol

I'd play with friends not on here though

[Arkadium]

Could play it like baseball even. Every event has an assigned # of bases. Each run scored = a drink.

 

#1 - Every ball/strike called argued = a single

#2 - Defensive miscue = a single

#3 - Baserunning error = a double

#4 - Every IP by a SP = double; scoreless IP = triple

#5 - Ejection/benches clearing = HR

#6 - Showing up your teammates = HR

 

I think you would die of alcohol poisoning.

[Jays]

Could play it like baseball even. Every event has an assigned # of bases. Each run scored = a drink.

 

#1 - Every ball/strike called argued = a single

#2 - Defensive miscue = a single

#3 - Baserunning error = a double

#4 - Every IP by a SP = double; scoreless IP = triple

#5 - Ejection/benches clearing = HR

#6 - Showing up your teammates = HR

 

#7 - Lo Viste = Grand Slam

[Buster]

I'm finding the train-wreck entertaining in its own way.

 

The team had basically given up and was playing out the string....in July. Nice "core" to work around there.

 

How do Beeston/AA have jobs? So funny.

[P2F]

Probably about time to start a 2013 BJ drinking game. Booze are necessary to watch this team for a whole game.

 

Here's a game to play with friends - or by yourself - which is sure to get you absolutely faced...

 

Rules:

 

Drink as much and as fast as you can, so as to make bearing the rest of the game just a little easier. Have fun!

 

1. For each defensive error committed by a Blue Jay, take a f***ing drink and remember fondly the good defensive years of 2004-2008

2. For each Arencibia passed ball, finish your drink and blast the clueless JPA fanboys/girls on Twitter

3. When Pat Tabler references a player's muscular physique, down half of your drink

4. Every time Buck Martinez says, "high and deep...", take a drink

5. For every delayed steal attempt by Bonifacio, pound half of your drink and laugh at AA's unwarranted Emilio-boner

6. Every time Bautista argues a strike, "waterfall" (with your friends) or finish the rest of your drink (by yourself), and hang your head in embarrassment

7. For every home run given up by a Blue Jays pitcher, take a drink and kiss that sweet surplus value goodbye

8. For every ball that Melky should have got to, take a drink and hope to sweet f*** that he hits the DL long-term or is suspended without pay by Stephen Hawking - er, Bud Selig

9. For every "Lo Viste" or unnecessary and undeserved over-the-top celebration, pound your f***ing drink and laugh

 

By the end of it all, you should be pretty tanked. But in case you aren't, pound the rest of your beer or liquor because your team just lost, and most likely in the most creative way possible.

[DuckDuckGose]

I'm down for playing this lol

I'd play with friends not on here though

 

Can't play it on here. It's already a s*** show.

[DuckDuckGose]

I think you would die of alcohol poisoning.

 

I'm part Irish, sounds like a nice Sunday afternoon

[DuckDuckGose]

Here's a game to play with friends - or by yourself - which is sure to get you absolutely faced...

 

Rules:

 

Drink as much and as fast as you can, so as to make bearing the rest of the game just a little easier. Have fun!

 

1. For each defensive error committed by a Blue Jay, take a f***ing drink and remember fondly the good defensive years of 2004-2008

2. For each Arencibia passed ball, finish your drink and blast the clueless JPA fanboys/girls on Twitter

3. When Pat Tabler references a player's muscular physique, down half of your drink

4. Every time Buck Martinez says, "high and deep...", take a drink

5. For every delayed steal attempt by Bonifacio, pound half of your drink and laugh at AA's unwarranted Emilio-boner

6. Every time Bautista argues a strike, "waterfall" (with your friends) or finish the rest of your drink (by yourself), and hang your head in embarrassment

7. For every home run given up by a Blue Jays pitcher, take a drink and kiss that sweet surplus value goodbye

8. For every ball that Melky should have got to, take a drink and hope to sweet f*** that he hits the DL long-term or is suspended without pay by Stephen Hawking - er, Bud Selig

9. For every "Lo Viste" or unnecessary and undeserved over-the-top celebration, pound your f***ing drink and laugh

 

By the end of it all, you should be pretty tanked. But in case you aren't, pound the rest of your beer or liquor because your team just lost, and most likely in the most creative way possible.

 

Hahaha that's gold. This should be sticky'ed beside the top prospects.

[AuntieJPA]

I'm part Irish, sounds like a nice Sunday afternoon

 

Great idea. Now I am hoping JPA comes up in a key spot in the 9th, oh God.