A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[GD]

"your" PD stats lol

 

Lots of people use them. Especially xxFIP

[BTS]

Aww, that's cute. The guy with the paltry 7.06 zPITCH is bragging about his ability to find pitching.

[NorthOf49]

Oh c'mon, starting Hector Noesi in the playoffs was risky! I don't like playing guys like him until later in the week.

[Fearthedoc]

Nearly all my pitchers s*** the bed today. I badly need Kershaw to bail me out.

[Dr. Dinger]

Rollins out for 10 days... there goes the best Butt Stallion.

[Laika]

Actually, Melky Cabrera is the best Butt Stallion. I'd be screwed if he went down too...

[Boxcar]

Boxy clear your messages gdi

 

Okokoko sorry

[Boxcar]

Silvergun is the best poster on this forum

[Dr. Dinger]

Actually, Melky Cabrera is the best Butt Stallion. I'd be screwed if he went down too...

 

Well, at least you still have a boring, across-the-board contributor to anchor your offense.

[jaysblue]

Well, at least you still have a boring, across-the-board contributor to anchor your offense.

 

Evan Longoria?

[Laika]

And now Wright is out with shoulder discomfort. My round 1 two-start luck has been washed away by injuries.

[NorthOf49]

And Rizzo could be back by the weekend!

[Laika]

Suck farts, north.

[BTS]

Ryan Braun sitting again. I want my Harvey back.

[Boxcar]

Ryan Braun sitting again. I want my Harvey back.

 

No.

[BTS]

No.

 

If he doesn't find a solution for that nerve issue in his thumb you're going to win this deal huge.

[BTS]

deGrom is really good. It's annoying that silvergun acquired him for three old broken guys.

[Boxcar]

If he doesn't find a solution for that nerve issue in his thumb you're going to win this deal huge.

 

Just so you know, I didn't hope you got the s***** end of the stick there.

[BTS]

Just so you know, I didn't hope you got the s***** end of the stick there.

 

We both had the same information. I took a gamble that doctors could fix the issue given an entire offseason, and it would appear as though I guessed wrong.

[AdamGreenwood]

"If he doesn't find a solution for that nerve issue in his thumb you're going to win this deal huge. "

 

I don't understand what the big deal is with his thumb. Can't he just ask a friend to depress the syringe for him?

[BTS]

They're not old, they just have character.

 

deGrom is such a boss, I wanted Shoemaker back too but someone came sniffing with their big snoot!

 

This is shaping up to be a damn good matchup btw.

 

It would be nice if one of your guys could give up some runs. A rare McHugh implosion would be awesome.

[BTS]

Pfft, I've had 1 starter go.

 

Also f*** our respective Thursday lineups, f*** them to the moon.

 

Wo. I like this.

[BTS]

Damn it would be nice if Mark Trumbo could wake the f*** up this week. One of his 2-3 HR weeks would be huge.

[Fearthedoc]

Jaysblue and I are embarrassed for our pathetic pitching lines this week.

[BTS]

Jaysblue and I are embarrassed for our pathetic pitching lines this week.

 

lol av

[GD]

lmao

[BTS]

Surprised someone below Dinger didn't snag Benoit. Free draft pick in the offseason.

[Dr. Dinger]

Surprised someone below Dinger didn't snag Benoit. Free draft pick in the offseason.

 

I'm not sure he'll pitch again this season, but he's been pretty fantastic and I was going to cut Crapuano anyway.

[BTS]

I'm not sure he'll pitch again this season, but he's been pretty fantastic and I was going to cut Crapuano anyway.

 

He might not (though he is supposed to), but come the offseason he's a mid-tier closer that you can shop. I didn't want to cut him.

[Dr. Dinger]

Why did you cut him? I probably would have cut Matt Joyce first; slim chance he plays for you in the playoffs and he's not a keeper.