A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

Darvish might be shut down for the year.

[GD]

Hey Hurl, wanna tank this week and videotape BTS crying like a teenage girl?

[BTS]

Hey Hurl, wanna tank this week and videotape BTS crying like a teenage girl?

 

I would hunt you down and murder you.

[GD]

I would hunt you down and murder you.

 

Which will go roughly as well as the Keep Jason Spezza rally.

[GD]

Nigga please, you're like 15 and like math.

 

It's funny because I've always pictured you looking like this.

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ukdqHrHaWto/UCmgNyZ_x5I/AAAAAAAABTU/MsbwnnnVRy4/s1600/pastywhiteguyskolnick1cx.jpg

[BTS]

It's funny because I've always pictured you looking like this.

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ukdqHrHaWto/UCmgNyZ_x5I/AAAAAAAABTU/MsbwnnnVRy4/s1600/pastywhiteguyskolnick1cx.jpg

 

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/08/02/27_mclovin_lgl.jpg

 

And I've pictured you as Mclovin since you joined the forum. I guess we both lose.

[GD]

If we're going by those photos then you're probably my father.

 

On a related note, holy f*** my dad looks ridiculously like McLovin.

[BTS]

lol

[BTS]

I was kidding about him being possibly shut down. But he is hurt!

[GD]

I was kidding about him being possibly shut down. But he is hurt!

 

you are the literal worst

[The Cats Ass]

Why the f*** can't I have nice things?

 

Inflammation in his right elbow. Probably heading for TJ Surgery...

[BTS]

I really hope he's back after two starts, or at the very most is shut down for the season. We've lost too many arms to TJS.

[The Cats Ass]

The Rangers don't wanna despair their fans quite yet, they'll keep putting it off.

 

But don't worry, he'll be ready by spring training 2016.

[BTS]

So first Lee, then Lawrie, now Darvish. Is catsass going to be able to sell anything in this league again?

[The Cats Ass]

So first Lee, then Lawrie, now Darvish. Is catsass going to be able to sell anything in this league again?

 

Lawrie and Darvish I moved in the same deal so I think they cancel each other out.

 

You're also forgetting Tyler Skaggs.

[GD]

Inflammation hurts like a bitch if anyone is wondering.

[NorthOf49]

So first Lee, then Lawrie, now Darvish. Is catsass going to be able to sell anything in this league again?

I was worried about Darvish's neck/back issues when I traded him initially but this is something new. Lee was just a bad acquisition by Dinger IMO. CatsAss was right to sell him and was lucky to find a buyer.

 

Tyler Skaggs is just such a shame. I've always been high on him and he had no prior injury history.

[The Cats Ass]

Inflammation hurts like a bitch if anyone is wondering.

 

No one is wondering...

 

 

BUT, if anyone is wondering... I'm starting to get a little despaired with my season and may soon be looking to sell off a few pieces that could really help a playoff team contend.

[KingKat]

No one is wondering...

 

 

BUT, if anyone is wondering... I'm starting to get a little despaired with my season and may soon be looking to sell off a few pieces that could really help a playoff team contend.

 

Check your PMs, please and thanks.

[GD]

No one is wondering...

 

 

BUT, if anyone is wondering... I'm starting to get a little despaired with my season and may soon be looking to sell off a few pieces that could really help a playoff team contend.

 

http://www.thebullvine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/It%E2%80%99s-Buyer-Beware.png

[BTS]

No one is wondering...

 

 

BUT, if anyone is wondering... I'm starting to get a little despaired with my season and may soon be looking to sell off a few pieces that could really help a playoff team contend.

 

Carlos Gomez plz

[SpeedyGose]

Inflammation is the one word that isn't a death sentence, but the Rangers have no need to push him if it's iffy sooo...

 

I feel like I should be sending you a gif that shows you the pleasure I got from this outcome

[BTS]

I feel like I should be sending you a gif that shows you the pleasure I got from this outcome

 

Man, your pitching staff is a horror show right now.

[The Cats Ass]

Check your PMs, please and thanks.

 

I'm thinking about it. But every package I come up with in my head that I would move him for could be considered rape in the 5th degree.

[GD]

Werth injured too, you and TCA are kind of the scumbag twins.

 

sry boxy

[BTS]

Werth injured too, you and TCA are kind of the scumbag twins.

 

You have no right to complain after Valverde. I was pretty scared I'd get Valverde'd by Vogelsong, but he's 2/2 for me.

[The Cats Ass]

Carlos Gomez plz

 

I'm thinking more like players over the age of 29. Which is really only Josh Hamilton, A-Gon, and James Shields.

 

Gomez could be had of course. But I don't supply the KY.

[BTS]

IT WAS JOSE VALVERDE!

 

da fuq did you expect?

 

People to just drop trash like that, lest I make a snap decision to acquire them.

[SpeedyGose]

Man, your pitching staff is a horror show right now.

 

Lol yep, it's pretty great. I needed Chavez to continue what he was doing, instead he got turned into a middle reliever who doesn't get holds.

 

Getting Nolasco, Ubaldo and Cashner back soon. Not that the first two are great, but I can at least take Ks/Ws with a big rotation.

 

Honestly, I am much more pissed at my offense right now

[The Cats Ass]

I always shop my trash before I drop them. Most recent was when I got someone to take Vogelsong off me before I kicked him to the curb.

 

 

Edit: Which reminds me, anyone want Nolan Reimold? Pretty sure he's gonna be the next Bautista/EE... Could be had cheap.