A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

I'm curious, when did you become the ultimate authority in LoD? When are you making your move in DDL so I can hilariously watch Laika knock you down a few pegs where you belong?

 

Why would you think I want anything to do with making decisions in the DDL? I've definitely never indicated otherwise. I've been trying to give up my commish powers in BORED for like 2 years now, but there haven't been any takers.

 

My LoD powers were vested in me by the late Cyborg. I will use those powers to prevent you from joining the league mostly because I think you're an incompetent and unreliable owner, but also because I think you're a terrible person and don't want anything to do with you.

 

I hope that clears everything up.

[Laika]

Wow.

[Boxcar]

Why would you think I want anything to do with making decisions in the DDL? I've definitely never indicated otherwise. I've been trying to give up my commish powers in BORED for like 2 years now, but there haven't been any takers.

 

My LoD powers were vested in me by the late Cyborg. I will use those powers to prevent you from joining the league mostly because I think you're an incompetent and unreliable owner, but also because I think you're a terrible person and don't want anything to do with you.

 

I hope that clears everything up.

 

It doesn't. You don't know anything about me and your personal grudge is weird. Your perception of my competence or lack thereof is obviously coloured by this because you're a massive child and I'm just as competent, or more competent than many of the people in the league.

 

You're also a dog s*** commish who waits around for Laika to make decisions in the DDL before your massive pussy ass decides to follow along like a complete beta male. Boy, are women into fragile weaklings these days? You must be killing it.

[Boxcar]

Oh, you're a s***** mod, too. Were those powers thrust upon you as well? Oh man, everywhere you turn, people are just forcing you to take power! You poor baby.

[z3r0s]

can we not? thx.

[BTS]

So now that that unpleasantness is settled, who’s selling good starting pitching?

[jaysblue]

[Abomination]

I can't believe I actually HAVE good starting pitching in a league.

[BTS]

I can't believe I actually HAVE good starting pitching in a league.

 

Is it also healthy?

[Abomination]

Is it also healthy?

 

The core is, outside of Honeywell! Fingers crossed it stays that way.

[King]

Why would you think I want anything to do with making decisions in the DDL? I've definitely never indicated otherwise. I've been trying to give up my commish powers in BORED for like 2 years now, but there haven't been any takers.

 

My LoD powers were vested in me by the late Cyborg. I will use those powers to prevent you from joining the league mostly because I think you're an incompetent and unreliable owner, but also because I think you're a terrible person and don't want anything to do with you.

 

I hope that clears everything up.

 

Well said.

[Dr. Dinger]

I would be willing to move sexy Top 100 prospects Sixto Sanchez, Michael Kopech, Luis Campusano, and Tarik Skubal if a top 25ish SP is on the market.

[TheHurl]

I just feel bad that we never had a proper service for Cyborg

[Orgfiller]

Jose Quintana and German Marquez available. I don't really have time to discuss trades via PM atm so just send stuff on Fantrax and we can go from there.

[Spanky99]

Why would you think I want anything to do with making decisions in the DDL? I've definitely never indicated otherwise. I've been trying to give up my commish powers in BORED for like 2 years now, but there haven't been any takers.

 

My LoD powers were vested in me by the late Cyborg. I will use those powers to prevent you from joining the league mostly because I think you're an incompetent and unreliable owner, but also because I think you're a terrible person and don't want anything to do with you.

 

I hope that clears everything up.

 

It doesn't. You don't know anything about me and your personal grudge is weird. Your perception of my competence or lack thereof is obviously coloured by this because you're a massive child and I'm just as competent, or more competent than many of the people in the league.

 

You're also a dog s*** commish who waits around for Laika to make decisions in the DDL before your massive pussy ass decides to follow along like a complete beta male. Boy, are women into fragile weaklings these days? You must be killing it.

 

Oh, you're a s***** mod, too. Were those powers thrust upon you as well? Oh man, everywhere you turn, people are just forcing you to take power! You poor baby.

 

[Boxcar]

Shut up Spanky

[The Cats Ass]

So now that that unpleasantness is settled, who’s selling good starting pitching?

 

Doesn’t everyone want some good starting pitching? I know I could use another arm.

[Laika]

Dinger didn't want to give up multiple good prospects for Frankie Montas but now that I've extended his name I'd be happy to field offers on him and teammate Sean Manaea. Don't offer me any s***; I don't want your second rate prospects.

[Dr. Dinger]

I’m not giving you three Top 50 prospects for a PED-ophile.

[Laika]

I’m not giving you three Top 50 prospects for a PED-ophile.

 

precious prospects! didn't know you were the type

[BTS]

When is Montas back from his banishment anyway?

[Dr. Dinger]

precious prospects! didn't know you were the type

 

You tend to get a little gun-shy after trading away Juan Soto 4 months before his meteoric rise to immediate MVP-calibre hitter.

[Laika]

When is Montas back from his banishment anyway?

 

I think he served it all last year and pitched in September

[Laika]

You tend to get a little gun-shy after trading away Juan Soto 4 months before his meteoric rise to immediate MVP-calibre hitter.

 

Ouch

[BTS]

I've moved a few guys out. Still have a couple relievers that I think are rosterable and would move for pick upgrades:

 

Britton and Amir Garrett. Britton is probably good for like 30 saves + holds this year.

 

Here's an article from an author I don't recognize about how Britton is pretty decent:

 

https://blogs.fangraphs.com/zack-britton-isnt-a-one-pitch-pitcher-anymore/

[Boxcar]

I have some really stanky s*** OTB

 

Brandon Drury

Mitch Moreland

Pablo Sandoval

Noe Ramirez

 

I have room for shitbags Mike Foltyniewicz and Zach Eflin but they are looking like keepers ATM so not free but they are available.

[Jimcanuck]

I’m not giving you three Top 50 prospects for a PED-ophile.

 

I almost sent you an offer involving Berrios, but couldn't pull the trigger

[Laika]

Sean Manaea and Frankie Montas remain available. To get a valuable bat I'd be willing to attach a good prospect to them (Matt Liberatore, Daniel Lynch, Shane McClanahan, Seth Beer, Braden Shewmake... maybe Ian Anderson)

 

Currently keeping 3 of the following 4 but would deal:

 

Avisail Garcia

Will Harris

Buster Posey

Christian Walker

 

Cuts on the cheap:

 

Willians Astudillo

Christin Stewart

Brock Burke

Darwinzon Hernandez

Joe Palumbo

Collin McHugh

Carlos Estevez

Damon Jones or Jarren Duran (green flag; MiLB eligible)

[Jimcanuck]

Bubble Guys, need to eliminate 1 of these:

 

Julio Teheran

Brian Dozier

Maikel Franco

 

Avail cheap:

 

Jesse Chavez

Nick Ahmed

Ryan Zimmerman

Yusmeiro Petit

[Spanky99]

Bubble Guys, need to eliminate 1 of these:

 

Julio Teheran

Brian Dozier

Maikel Franco

 

Avail cheap:

 

Jesse Chavez

Nick Ahmed

Ryan Zimmerman

Yusmeiro Petit

 

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