A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Spanky99]

All I want is to pass jaysblue this week. My team has been s*** since allstar break but please make it happen fantasy gods.

 

He's facing Boxy, no shot bro!

[Dr. Dinger]

Lining up for a 1st rd match with BTS... rise of the rebuilds! That would be juicy.

[Orgfiller]

FYI -- Docs still show me owning Peters and Garrett on my farm. Both were traded to Abom for Renfroe.

 

Also, orgfiller should be in possession of my 3rd round MiLB pick not me

 

But seriously, can someone please process this pick thing?

[Spanky99]

But seriously, can someone please process this pick thing?

 

lol... it's been brought up multiple times.

[P2F]

Who did Abom promote in that Renfroe trade? I'm assuming it was Dustin May since he's now on his roster.

[BTS]

Lining up for a 1st rd match with BTS... rise of the rebuilds! That would be juicy.

 

[P2F]

But seriously, can someone please process this pick thing?

 

It be done.

[Orgfiller]

It be done.

 

Thank.

[Boxcar]

He's facing Boxy, no shot bro!

 

Taking Torkelson? Well, hopefully you don't get unlucky. It sucks having the most balls in the lottery and not getting the #1 pick. You know, because the last place team gets the most balls. And you're the last place team. Because you suck dicks.

[Dr. Dinger]

Reported for homophobic insinuation. Enjoy your next ban.

[Boxcar]

Reported for homophobic insinuation. Enjoy your next ban.

 

Can't ban mod-elects

[Spanky99]

Taking Torkelson? Well, hopefully you don't get unlucky. It sucks having the most balls in the lottery and not getting the #1 pick. You know, because the last place team gets the most balls. And you're the last place team. Because you suck dicks.

 

Yeah, at least I didn't brag all off-season how good my team was, making stupid bets, all whilst your team is sucking balls. Your team also lost to mine handily all while calling me out since said offseason. Uhmm...whose sucking dicks again?!

[Boxcar]

Yeah, at least I didn't brag all off-season how good my team was, making stupid bets, all whilst your team is sucking balls. Your team also lost to mine handily all while calling me out since said offseason. Uhmm...whose sucking dicks again?!

 

Still you, since you're last.

 

Random chance, I lost to you and beat both Havok and SG. Doesn't mean I'm better than them and doesn't mean you're better than me.

[Spanky99]

Finally got my Spanky week to make me feel better about myself.

 

You might get yourself back in a race for a playoff spot, I'm your gateway to happiness. Other teams had to beat me with Upton/Escobar and Bruce, they all been moved for futures, no excuse ya bike!

 

Oh no, JAY Bruce?! I'd have been f***ed

 

Whoops!

 

Every time I do this, I end up regretting it

 

Still you, since you're last.

 

Random chance, I lost to you and beat both Havok and SG. Doesn't mean I'm better than them and doesn't mean you're better than me.

 

lol... U suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

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[Boxcar]

lol... U suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

10-3

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The only thing you've finished is your lock to be the town bike.

[Spanky99]

lol...^^^ 3 Town Bike Champ!

[Boxcar]

lol...^^^ 3 Town Bike Champ!

 

Keep bringing up the past if it makes you feel better about being in last, idc.

[The Cats Ass]

Yeah, at least I didn't brag all off-season how good my team was, making stupid bets, all whilst your team is sucking balls. Your team also lost to mine handily all while calling me out since said offseason. Uhmm...whose sucking dicks again?!

 

This reminds me, Boxy is soon gonna owe me some cash. Unless he wants to go double or nothing on next season?

[z3r0s]

right-o, lets call it early this week guys. No need to play out the rest of the week.

[Laika]

I have a mental image of two people of Walmart fighting on their scooters

[Dr. Dinger]

This reminds me, Boxy is soon gonna owe me some cash. Unless he wants to go double or nothing on next season?

 

Boxy also made a retarded bet with me that Jesse Winker would be a Top 100 player in this league this year. Not even going to crack the Top 400.

[Orgfiller]

 

Please never use this gif again.

[Boxcar]

Boxy also made a retarded bet with me that Jesse Winker would be a Top 100 player in this league this year. Not even going to crack the Top 400.

 

Injuries are a bitch

[BTS]

Boxy also made a retarded bet with me that Jesse Winker would be a Top 100 player in this league this year. Not even going to crack the Top 400.

 

Has there been a more humiliating DDL season than Boxy's 2019?

[The Cats Ass]

Boxy also made a retarded bet with me that Jesse Winker would be a Top 100 player in this league this year. Not even going to crack the Top 400.

 

At one point he was even starting to make me believe in the Winker hype.

[Boxcar]

Has there been a more humiliating DDL season than Boxy's 2019?

 

Yeah, it's up there.

[BTS]

Yeah, it's up there.

 

At least you're making other people happy. I'm really going to enjoy my $50 winnings and picking 8th instead of 18th in every round of the draft, and you caused that happiness. So pat yourself on the back.

[The Cats Ass]

At least you're making other people happy. I'm really going to enjoy my $50 winnings and picking 8th instead of 18th in every round of the draft, and you caused that happiness. So pat yourself on the back.

 

What are you going to do with your winnings?

 

I'm thinking about buying a fancy bottle of rum with mine. Or maybe tequila. Tequila makes people happy.

[Boxcar]

Btw, anyone I owe money to, please PM me your emails, except BTS since I already have him saved. I'll be paying out on Friday so that my wife doesn't find out :/

[Boxcar]

At least you're making other people happy. I'm really going to enjoy my $50 winnings and picking 8th instead of 18th in every round of the draft, and you caused that happiness. So pat yourself on the back.

 

If you'll recall, it wasn't exactly a slam dunk consensus that you'd come out on top here so I don't think the foundation of the bet was poor. When three of your best arms suck s*** for a large part of the year, when Puig, Donaldson, Winker either sucked for a good part of the year or have been constantly injured, when Matty Olson misses like 2 months with a broken hamate, dunno what you can do. I gambled on guys like Ward and Lowe being up this year but apparently Pujols and Jesus Aguilar are indispensible. Made a mistake not having more depth.

 

I'm not rebuilding. With the addition of Lux, Severino and Lowe, I'm anticipating that my team will contend.