A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[The Cats Ass]

Most of the guys who grow those flows are actually balding and that's why they grow it long. See: Syndergaard. I've just never enjoyed the aesthetic of long hair on a man.

 

It does look like he might be going a little bald. Syndergaard should go with the skullet

[Dr. Dinger]

I feel like deGrom looks a lot more handsome now that he hacked off the long hair. I finally understand what his face looks like. Bo just kinda looks like an indigenous high school girl, sorry.

[BTS]

I feel like deGrom looks a lot more handsome now that he hacked off the long hair. I finally understand what his face looks like. Bo just kinda looks like an indigenous high school girl, sorry.

 

I get the feeling that flow is to straight guys what lip injections and 'can I speak to your manager' haircuts are to straight women: we think it's a good look, but it isn't at all.

[Boxcar]

I feel like deGrom looks a lot more handsome now that he hacked off the long hair. I finally understand what his face looks like. Bo just kinda looks like an indigenous high school girl, sorry.

 

I actually fully agree with this descriptor.

[Dr. Dinger]

I get the feeling that flow is to straight guys what lip injections and 'can I speak to your manager' haircuts are to straight women: we think it's a good look, but it isn't at all.

 

I think it's a hockey mentality. And for that reason, I am out.

[King]

I talked to ten scouts in baseball who told me Bo has beautiful hair.

[Laika]

Beautiful hair

[King]

beautiful hair

[Dr. Dinger]

Beautiful HAIR... terrible haircut.

[z3r0s]

long beautiful hair?!?!

 

[z3r0s]

Its early, but my BP is just frustrating... It was supposed to be a strength after using so many keepers on it!

 

If Kimbrel could just eff off and sign, Jeffress could nut-up and pitch, and everyone in LAD could stop sucking bags, it would really be appreciated (RIP Knebel)

[Laika]

Bo-eautiful hair

[GoldBull]

Called up Robles & Burnes

[Laika]

That must feel nice

[Spanky99]

My bullpen, *pukes* Rosenthal hasn't gotten an out yet, lol. Getting curb stomped, bigly.

[tafkasg]

Damn, L54's squad bringing it w1, this could easily flip into a thumping.

[BTS]

My bullpen, *pukes* Rosenthal hasn't gotten an out yet, lol. Getting curb stomped, bigly.

 

Your starters have actually been great, but your pen is going to cost you the week.

 

And I feel your pain with Rosenthal. I held him over a year in BORED and now he’s laying waste to my ratios. That *******’s ERA is going to be huge when he finally gets someone out.

[Spanky99]

Your starters have actually been great, but your pen is going to cost you the week.

 

And I feel your pain with Rosenthal. I held him over a year in BORED and now he’s laying waste to my ratios. That *******’s ERA is going to be huge when he finally gets someone out.

 

Yup, same, took him in last year's waiver draft, heard last night that he'd have to go 21 scoreless innings to get his ERA down to 3.

[TheHurl]

Yup, same, took him in last year's waiver draft, heard last night that he'd have to go 21 scoreless innings to get his ERA down to 3.

 

He breaks the fWAR calculation as his WAR is still 0.0. When he gets his first out it will drop.

[TRM]

Called up Robles & Burnes

 

This brings a tear to my eye.

[TRM]

Also, TCA.... how does TheMinsAss taste?

[Spanky99]

Also, TCA.... how does TheMinsAss taste?

 

lol

[Boxcar]

lol

 

What are you laughing at? Can you please stop blowing donkey dicks against Comrade BTS? I have a bet to win.

[Spanky99]

What are you laughing at? Can you please stop blowing donkey dicks against Comrade BTS? I have a bet to win.

 

It was funny dumbass... I've eluded to my BP and s***** team 3 times this week, s*** happens toerag, play better, right?

[L54]

Damn, L54's squad bringing it w1, this could easily flip into a thumping.

 

Just trying to tread water my friend, happy with how week one has treated me so far

[Boxcar]

It was funny dumbass... I've eluded to my BP and s***** team 3 times this week, s*** happens toerag, play better, right?

 

Exactly, play better. Thank you.

[Spanky99]

Exactly, play better. Thank you.

 

Was talking about your s***** team, get off your knees.

[Boxcar]

Was talking about your s***** team, get off your knees.

 

I'm not the one getting blanked, knob jockey.

[Spanky99]

I'm not the one getting blanked, knob jockey.

 

s*** happens, again, get off your knees, I don't play in your sandbox!

[BTS]

True Cards are one week into their return to relevance and already causing meltdowns. This is going to be a great season.