A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Laika]

Could we please get the offseason changes updated in Yahoo so we can select our keepers there?

 

We tend to just get everyone to select their holdover keepers, and then each owner picks up their other keepers (offseason additions) from the pile once Yahoo spits them out.

[Laika]

Cut date and waiver draft start will probably be a bit later this year

[Boxcar]

Boxy is just giving closers away for free now?

 

I thought I got a pick?

[Laika]

My probable cuts are:

 

Jedd Gyorko

Evan Gattis

Derek Dietrich

Gio Gonzalez

Ryan Yarbrough

Robert Gsellman

 

Then I'll still need to cut a couple of:

 

Johnny Cueto

Scott Kingery

Brandon Lowe

Frankling Barreto

Brandon Woodruff

Jose De Leon

Mike Minor

Corey Dickerson

 

I'd rather not cut any of that 2nd group so come get them. Come get three of them, why don't ya?

Prices vary, obviously. I'll cut value loose before I give it to you for a song.

[P2F]

Brandon Lowe

Frankling Barreto

Mike Minor

 

I'll cut value loose before I give it to you for a song.

 

The musical puns are so easy here, but I'll refrain. I like that Lowe fellow. I could probably stand to upgrade a couple of my final keepers. Let's discuss a trade.

 

Lol @ Frankling, by the way.

[tafkasg]

Ozuna + Pint for Verlander + Faria, awaiting tca's seal of approval

[tafkasg]

The musical puns are so easy here, but I'll refrain.

 

I've never wanted hounds to release more in my life.

[The Cats Ass]

Ozuna + Pint for Verlander + Faria, awaiting tca's seal of approval

 

http://www.tshirtlaundry.com/assets/images/photos/SealApproval1-19-2016-2.jpg

[z3r0s]

Ozuna + Pint for Verlander + Faria, awaiting tca's seal of approval

 

That's a p-big deal too

[z3r0s]

Should I call up Faria there TCA?

[tafkasg]

That's a p-big deal too

 

Hot take?

[The Cats Ass]

Should I call up Faria there TCA?

 

Ya, guess I kinda have to eh. Still deciding if I should keep or cut though. He's available for trade..

[tafkasg]

Remember when I traded Devers, Dahl AND Gleyber for Lester and Cespedes and people were like omg svg you're so smart and handsome and only Doc and I were like ehhhh...I acquiesced to all 3 because I landed Carter Capps too. f***.

 

I insist on owning the worst trade in league history at all times apparently.

[King]

Remember when I traded Devers, Dahl AND Gleyber for Lester and Cespedes and people were like omg svg you're so smart and handsome and only Doc and I were like ehhhh...I acquiesced to all 3 because I landed Carter Capps too. f***.

 

I insist on owning the worst trade in league history at all times apparently.

omg lol

[tafkasg]

omg lol

 

I know dude.

 

The fiend for a 3peat is strong, I also traded Snell for Beltre+ that year lol, I could have ruled this cockstack for a while.

 

Worth it.

[Dr. Dinger]

Remember when I traded Devers, Dahl AND Gleyber for Lester and Cespedes and people were like omg svg you're so smart and handsome and only Doc and I were like ehhhh...I acquiesced to all 3 because I landed Carter Capps too. f***.

 

I insist on owning the worst trade in league history at all times apparently.

 

Not even close to the worst trade in league history. Just last season Juan Soto was traded for Brendan Rodgers, which wasn’t even the worst Soto trade.

[King]

I know dude.

 

The fiend for a 3peat is strong, I also traded Snell for Beltre+ that year lol, I could have ruled this cockstack for a while.

 

Worth it.

 

sometimes you just gotta giv'r

[P2F]

Not even close to the worst trade in league history. Just last season Juan Soto was traded for Brendan Rodgers, which wasn’t even the worst Soto trade.

 

I really dislike you right now.

[Dr. Dinger]

Remember when I traded Devers, Dahl AND Gleyber for Lester and Cespedes and people were like omg svg you're so smart and handsome and only Doc and I were like ehhhh...I acquiesced to all 3 because I landed Carter Capps too. f***.

 

I insist on owning the worst trade in league history at all times apparently.

 

Some people lost their minds on me after that trade. I said at the time that I’d be shortening your stranglehold dynasty by a couple years, but bitches couldn’t see the forest for the trees.

[Dr. Dinger]

I really dislike you right now.

 

 

I still believe in Jake Lamb! He’s just so goodlooking.

[P2F]

I still believe in Jake Lamb! He’s just so goodlooking.

 

Let's not forget about the​ Jedd Gyorko as well.

[z3r0s]

to njh; C Pache

 

to z3r0s; S Kingery

[tafkasg]

sometimes you just gotta giv'r

 

Quoting this in case King has second thoughts on being the most cool he has been towards me in years.

 

Hug it out bro, you've come this far.

 

I'm sorry for my harassing posts in the past, you're a top tier fantasy star and legit all around f***er!

 

Boxy you're all good too, why can't weee be friends?

[z3r0s]

this officially puts Carl (CJ) Edwards on my cuts list if anyone believes in the electric arm.

[Boxcar]

I really dislike you right now.

 

What was that one again?

[Boxcar]

Quoting this in case King has second thoughts on being the most cool he has been towards me in years.

 

Hug it out bro, you've come this far.

 

I'm sorry for my harassing posts in the past, you're a top tier fantasy star and legit all around f***er!

 

Boxy you're all good too, why can't weee be friends?

 

I'm not sure where you get the impression that I put effort into disliking you. I've never advocated for you to be banned, never tried to get you booted from any league (the opposite, actually) you're just a bit of an ******* that I'd prefer to not engage with more than necessary.

 

So yeah, whatever, if you want to be friendlier that's fine with me

[tafkasg]

[lmao nm I was just being a huge jerk

[King]

here goes Boxy

[Boxcar]

here goes Boxy

 

What? Is honesty taboo now? Stfu King

[tafkasg]

here goes Boxy

 

We're all good, Boxy's barbs only cut as deep as your favourite uncle.