A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Dr. Dinger]

BTS and/or NJH and/or P2F, can you please double-check my work here? I want to start entering these picks into the Google Doc since some trades are starting to go down. I want to make sure I have the playoff teams correct.

 

MiLB Draft Order

 

1 The Radio Scouts

2 25 Year Olds Welcome

3 The Five Year Plan

4 The Smoak Show

5 The Bryce is Right

6 Saskatchewan 54's

7 BALCO Pharm Team

8 Seniors Circuit

9 Abomination

10 The True Cardinals

11 ISO Horny

12 The Butt Stallions

13 Taijuan On

14 The New Matt Olsons

15 Ten-Cent Beer Night

16 The WAR Pigs

17 (insert clever name)

18 Twist and Trout

19 London Slayers

20 Burrito Boyz

 

Waiver Draft Order

 

1 The Five Year Plan

2 25 Year Olds Welcome

3 The Smoak Show

4 The Radio Scouts

5 The Bryce is Right

6 Saskatchewan 54's

7 BALCO Pharm Team

8 Seniors Circuit

9 Abomination

10 The True Cardinals

11 ISO Horny

12 The Butt Stallions

13 Taijuan On

14 The New Matt Olsons

15 Ten-Cent Beer Night

16 The WAR Pigs

17 (insert clever name)

18 Twist and Trout

19 London Slayers

20 Burrito Boyz

[P2F]

I believe the playoff part should be in this order:

 

13. The WAR Pigs

14. Taijuan On!

15. The New Matt Olsons

16. Ten-Cent Beer Night

17. Twist and Trout

18. London Slayers

19. (insert clever name)

20. Burrito Boyz

 

Ranked in order of winning percentage, lowest to highest, plus the two finalists ranked in order of championship result.

[Dr. Dinger]

Okay, I have entered all MiLB Draft picks into the Google Doc. Original picks are in the left column (blank spaces left for traceability) and acquired picks in the right column. Would appreciate it if some can check my work, and if you have acquired draft picks thus far, please make sure you have what you expect to have at this time.

[Dr. Dinger]

I believe the playoff part should be in this order:

 

13. The WAR Pigs

14. Taijuan On!

15. The New Matt Olsons

16. Ten-Cent Beer Night

17. Twist and Trout

18. London Slayers

19. (insert clever name)

20. Burrito Boyz

 

Ranked in order of winning percentage, lowest to highest, plus the two finalists ranked in order of championship result.

 

Hmm no that can't be right. NJH decided that the playoff teams would be sorted according to regular season seed after the champion at pick 20.

[P2F]

Hmm no that can't be right. NJH decided that the playoff teams would be sorted according to regular season seed after the champion at pick 20.

 

Yeah, I guess we never actually made the addendum to include the runner-up picking 19th.

 

But here's the post in which our overlord has the order to be determined by record, not seed:

 

https://www.bluejaysmessageboard.com/threads/25-A-Very-Darrelly-Dynasty-League?p=1304038&viewfull=1#post1304038

 

So, I guess (insert clever name) would pick between Taijuan On! and The New Matt Olsons.

[Dr. Dinger]

Ok, I've reverted the playoff teams' picks to [#](Team Name) for the time being until this gets fully clarified. Not gonna touch the Waiver Draft picks for now.

[Laika]

Can confirm that the champion picks 20th and then we sort by regular season record only (ignoring seeding).

 

13. The WAR Pigs

14. Taijuan On!

15. (insert clever name)

16. The New Matt Olsons

17. Ten-Cent Beer Night

18. Twist and Trout

19. London Slayers

20. Burrito Boyz

 

People with editing privileges can also feel free to start inputting offseason rosters into the spreadsheet

[Dr. Dinger]

Okay, MiLB and Waiver picks have all been populated. I hope you know this constitutes my entire administrative contribution for the offseason.

 

Also, haven't processed the Waiver picks for the Gore/Hurl trade.

[Laika]

I'm just happy you did something (anything).

[Dr. Dinger]

Admins, as a rule of thumb, I think we should keep MiLB picks and Waiver picks formatted the way I currently have it, with original picks on the left and acquired picks on the right. Don't re-sort or re-number picks as they are acquired, it's easier for them to get lost in the shuffle when we do that. They will be sorted prior to the actual drafts, anyway.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm just happy you did something (anything).

 

I also generated the draft orders! I paid $2 to do that. $2 more than you, deadbeat.

[BTS]

I haven’t contributed a single thing to this league since like 2016.

[Dr. Dinger]

P2F can you process your Gore trade? You can go over the prospect limit, since it's the off-season, so no need to cut anyone.

[Dr. Dinger]

I haven’t contributed a single thing to this league since like 2016.

 

You could be a real pal and transfer over all the MLB rosters.

[BTS]

You could be a real pal and transfer over all the MLB rosters.

 

f*** that. Did like 12 yesterday in BORED

[Dr. Dinger]

I'll do my division. I'm literally just going to type out the names, to avoid all the diacritics and stripping out positions and DL and all that nonsense which would probably be more time consuming in Excel than just typing anyway.

[Orgfiller]

If someone gives me spreadsheet access I can fill out some of the teams before the Wild Card game.

[P2F]

f*** that. Did like 12 yesterday in BORED

I assume that league doesn't really count.

[P2F]

P2F can you process your Gore trade? You can go over the prospect limit, since it's the off-season, so no need to cut anyone.

Sure, I'll get it done tonight when I get home.

[P2F]

P2F can you process your Gore trade? You can go over the prospect limit, since it's the off-season, so no need to cut anyone.

 

This is now done and hopefully error-free!

[havok24]

Can someone transfer Adell, Calhoun, Florial, and my 1st waiver to Speedy as per the Bryce Harper deal at the trade deadline.

 

Thanks

[BTS]

Pretty sure Speddy is also owed my 2nd

[P2F]

Can someone transfer Adell, Calhoun, Florial, and my 1st waiver to Speedy as per the Bryce Harper deal at the trade deadline.

 

Thanks

 

I wonder who he dropped/promoted at the time of the trade.

[Spanky99]

Wow!

 

Just kidding, mate.

[Dr. Dinger]

Rosters have been entered. Someone needs to process the Votto trade. Not it.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm giving Hurl my Kikuchi.

 

To Hurl: Waiver #1 + Marco Gonzales

To Dinger: Waiver #4 + Shohei Ohtani (Pitcher only)

[Boxcar]

Jesus Christ

 

So Hurl traded Ohtani and Gore for Kikuchi. Yellow fever doesn't even make sense here.

[BTS]

Jesus Christ

 

So Hurl traded Ohtani and Gore for Kikuchi. Yellow fever doesn't even make sense here.

 

Marco Gonzales isn't nothing though

[Boxcar]

Marco Gonzales isn't nothing though

 

Last I paid attention to him, he was horrible. My bad

 

Still hoping Kikuchi is terrible for the lulz

[Dr. Dinger]

Jesus Christ

 

So Hurl traded Ohtani and Gore for Kikuchi. Yellow fever doesn't even make sense here.

 

Here I thought you would applaud Hurl for trading a dead asset who may possibly never pitch again after beasting the world into flames next season as a 45 HR .900 OPS monster.