A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Orgfiller]

You know who else is good? Carlos Correa, shortstop.

 

Also, Javier Baez, shortstop. (maybe)

[Laika]

You know who else is good? Carlos Correa, shortstop.

 

He’s a good player but he’s decidedly less attractive

[Laika]

Quite a day for Giolito

[Orgfiller]

Where were you when Jed Lowrie turned into a top 5 ranked player?

[Dr. Dinger]

Quite a day for Giolito

 

Tinstaapp

[Dr. Dinger]

If anybody wants to overpay me for No-No Manaea, I am willing to rape you. Get at me.

[Boxcar]

Logan Morrison suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[P2F]

Logan Morrison suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

He's f***ing awful. Will never buy again.

[z3r0s]

If Alex Wood could pitch a win tonight with ~ 8K's... that'd really help me out

[Boxcar]

Wow, Miles Mikolas has been pretty damn good so far. K/BB beast.

[P2F]

[Boxcar]

That is one deep shade of red

[z3r0s]

these are funner to look at this year

[Dr. Dinger]

That is one deep shade of red

 

You need some Christian Villanueva in your life.

[Dr. Dinger]

Does anyone want Orlando Arcia for a pick upgrade?

[SpeedyGose]

You need some Christian Villanueva in your life.

 

Still having nightmares of this guy

[Dr. Dinger]

Still having nightmares of this guy

 

Seriously bruh, I'm trying to tank & rebuild and you go and hand me a 10-3 win like a dick.

[z3r0s]

I think your 'elite' pitching is more to blame lol

[Dr. Dinger]

I think your 'elite' pitching is more to blame lol

 

Sean Manaea morphing into an elite no-no tossing ace was all part of the rebuild roadmap.

[Boxcar]

Sean Manaea morphing into an elite no-no tossing ace was all part of the rebuild roadmap.

 

Bit of a gift no-no. They slapped Semien with a pretty tough error to make it happen.

[Laika]

Neil Walker to the Yankees, wowee. That’s a huge bump in projected value.

 

I read so many articles out of NY in February talking about how the 2B job was Gleyber Torres' to lose... and I just wondered what those writers were smoking, and if they'd ever watched a baseball season before.

 

Well that didn't last long. Neil has done basically nothing in NY and now he's in a 1B platoon, more or less. Probably becomes a pure bench player if Greg BIRD ever returns to the field.

[Dr. Dinger]

Well that didn't last long. Neil has done basically nothing in NY and now he's in a 1B platoon, more or less. Probably becomes a pure bench player if Greg BIRD ever returns to the field.

 

Gleyber and Andujar will both need to hit to hold down starting jobs though. LOL @ Greg Bird ever being healthy.

[Laika]

I believe in Greg

[Boxcar]

Gleyber and Andujar will both need to hit to hold down starting jobs though. LOL @ Greg Bird ever being healthy.

 

Your a idiot

[Dr. Dinger]

Your a idiot

 

I cannot wait until the Yankees trade the decrepit corpse of Greg Bird to the Giants for Brandon Belt and then BB breaks out with a .400 wOBA and 40 knocks.

[TheHurl]

these are funner to look at this year

 

The Rueben is supposed to be weak dammit.

[z3r0s]

That would be a fun column to add actually, a division column so you can get a sense of where the divisions stack up.

[Boxcar]

I cannot wait until the Yankees trade the decrepit corpse of Greg Bird to the Giants for Brandon Belt and then BB breaks out with a .400 wOBA and 40 knocks.

 

I am confused as to why all of his recent problems have been foot related. Really weird.

[Dr. Dinger]

I am confused as to why all of his recent problems have been foot related. Really weird.

 

It's like Mark Teixeira but without the excellent decade of production.

[Boxcar]

It's like Mark Teixeira but without the excellent decade of production.

 

Can you please stop hurting my feelings