A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Boxcar]

Clayton Richard for milb 61?

 

Higher GB% than pick required, how do you go wrong

 

How stupid you must think I am. Hurts.

[Boxcar]

Not even trolling boyo, if this is the new norm 70% GBs plays, I just already have a few pitcher projects.

 

Pick 61 wouldn't even buy you a decent setup guy, what were you expecting in the SP market?

 

I can easily pick up a SP better than Richard for free.

[Boxcar]

The problem with guys that have been around a while and reinvent themselves is nobody believes it, because it's lol Clayton Richard.

 

He dropped his arm slot a whole bunch, if he can just keep the K/BB respectable his ERA and OBPA might be legit.

 

I just grabbed Chase Anderson. Thanks for the idea of grabbing a bottom of the barrel s***** starter for 3 ks per week while he torches all the ratios!

[Boxcar]

This is confusing, you say the last part sarcastically...but you added Anderson.

 

You sure showed me.

 

That's what I do

[Dr. Dinger]

Good thing silvergun isn't shopping Eddy Volquez, he'd be asking for a mid-round 1st.

[TheHurl]

...says the guy in 16th place

[Orgfiller]

AKA your 90th percentile.

 

Who's next!?

 

[z3r0s]

I want that season preview vid SG. Its a tradition!!!! (of one year)

 

Dig yourself out of your despair and dooo eeeet!

[Dr. Dinger]

Silvergun you now need to average 10 wins per week to break my all time single season wins record. Trading for Brian McCann would be a good place to start.

[Dr. Dinger]

Yeah, you pretty much just had a perfect season.

[TheHurl]

AKA your 90th percentile.

 

Who's next!?

 

I do believe I've only been in worse than 15th once. I'm not very smart at my losing.

 

I'm going to enjoy this week of Dinger bringing up the rear, with you and NJH just in front of him. Nothing you can say can ruin my good day...or get that visual out of anyone's heads.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm going to enjoy this week of Dinger bringing up the rear

 

First time a straight dude ever said this about me.

[Dr. Dinger]

Also because I'm a stupid gringo, I thought Dinger's team logo was a white wolf all this time.

 

Los Osos Blancos, not Lobos!

 

Mierda!

 

That reminds me, I really ought to re-acquire Gattis (again).

[BTS]

That reminds me, I really ought to re-acquire Gattis (again).

 

Didn't I literally trade him to you this offseason?

[Dr. Dinger]

Didn't I literally trade him to you this offseason?

 

I traded him to you for Frankie Montas a year or two ago, then last season I traded Kole Calhoun to you for Gattis. Then this offseason I traded him again, this time to NJH for Ryon Healy.

[Boxcar]

I only bring it up because I was going to cut 30s from this video (uh, not the dress part) to the intro music for your preview, then I realized it made no f***ing sense lol.

 

Still, it's so damn good!

 

 

Hey man, I got the guy to solve all your needs. Interested in Chase Anderson for a 2nd?

[P2F]

I forgot the Bye Week anthem,

 

 

I see you're a huge KMFDM fan. I think my favourite song is probably Megalomaniac. Discuss.

[Dr. Dinger]

Miguel Cabrera fawkin SAAAAWWWWWWWuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuxxxxxxx

[Abomination]

Miguel Cabrera fawkin SAAAAWWWWWWWuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuxxxxxxx

 

He did this last year for the first 3 weeks of the season or so too. Was almost unplayable ... then he went off big time.

[Boxcar]

A 1/19 start against my supreme arch nemesis is fantastic. Thanks team.

[BTS]

A 1/19 start against my supreme arch nemesis is fantastic. Thanks team.

 

I just got Glasnow'd though. So there's that.

[Boxcar]

I just got Glasnow'd though. So there's that.

 

At least he's a pitcher who exists.

[P2F]

I could maybe narrow it to 5, their catalogue is ridiculously deep and why it was perfect to pull a bunch of songs from.

 

I think I have the propaganda video for my war on BTS from a few years back on a flash drive somewhere, it was set to WWIII heh. I'll have to take a look, the site I used to upload to is gone.

That's so true - soooo many songs, bro. And many of them are top-notch quality to boot.

 

They were one of the first bands I got into when I discovered industrial.

[TheHurl]

I just got Glasnow'd though. So there's that.

 

I believed in him, and played my last $17 in fanduels with him as my pitcher.

[z3r0s]

Rhys Hoskins looks poised to take over from Tommy Joseph some time this year, hypey hype hype.... trade... f***

 

how do you do this properly Dinger?

[Boxcar]

Rhys Hoskins looks poised to take over from Tommy Joseph some time this year, hypey hype hype.... trade... f***

 

how do you do this properly Dinger?

 

You have to kick it off by saying some ******** about how some scout called him something exceptionally exciting. Then, make an unrealistic comparison to a current MLB star and just throw up your hands, saying, "that's just what I read from BP, don't take my word for it."

 

Then just periodically bang the drum every time he has a good game and try to cherry pick stats to make him look as good as possible.

 

Actually, I'm confused. Don't you need a 1B?

[Dr. Dinger]

Rhys Hoskins looks poised to take over from Tommy Joseph some time this year, hypey hype hype.... trade... f***

 

how do you do this properly Dinger?

 

I'm out of that game! I have 3 elite hitting prospects and I intend to keep them all. Guerrero, Devers and Torres are all mashing to start the season and at this point I'd probably consider them all untouchable.

 

Take notes.

[Dr. Dinger]

You have to kick it off by saying some ******** about how some scout called him something exceptionally exciting. Then, make an unrealistic comparison to a current MLB star and just throw up your hands, saying, "that's just what I read from BP, don't take my word for it."

 

Then just periodically bang the drum every time he has a good game and try to cherry pick stats to make him look as good as possible.

 

You've learned well, good buddy. Except, in the case of Hoskins, there aren't many scouts who believe, so maybe just stick to flaunting his ISO and pointing out how he's still hitting even though he's out of the Reading bandbox.

[z3r0s]

You have to kick it off by saying some ******** about how some scout called him something exceptionally exciting. Then, make an unrealistic comparison to a current MLB star and just throw up your hands, saying, "that's just what I read from BP, don't take my word for it."

 

Then just periodically bang the drum every time he has a good game and try to cherry pick stats to make him look as good as possible.

 

Actually, I'm confused. Don't you need a 1B?

 

Thats why I come to you for advise Boxy.

 

I'm good at 1B tho, off-season grabs of Carlos Santana and Jose Abreu, with Rowdy on the farm.

Literally just grabbed Rhys because I thought he had a chance to vastly improve his value if he kept hitting outside of Reading.

[Boxcar]

You've learned well, good buddy. Except, in the case of Hoskins, there aren't many scouts who believe, so maybe just stick to flaunting his ISO and pointing out how he's still hitting even though he's out of the Reading bandbox.

 

I'm fully aware you're better at this than I am.