A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Boxcar]

How dare you accuse me of living in Winnipeg. Sammy and I wouldn't live there... who are we, King?

 

I just assumed everyone who lives in Manitoba also lives in Winnipeg

[z3r0s]

I just assumed everyone who lives in Manitoba also lives in Winnipeg

 

That's fair, but also hurtful

[The Cats Ass]

Wow, this is a great idea. Even better if anyone in the league is actually attractive.

 

We'll start collecting pictures then.

[z3r0s]

Also, there is an error on the sheet. Asdrubal owned by 2 peeps. Was there a trade that I missed?

[Boxcar]

Also, there is an error on the sheet. Asdrubal owned by 2 peeps. Was there a trade that I missed?

 

Assdribble went from Queen B to GD. Yadier Alvarez and some other sheet were involved

[Boxcar]

We'll start collecting pictures then.

 

OK, you first

[z3r0s]

better find that, I recall that, but must have missed it on the sheet.

[Boxcar]

Dallas Keuchel and Asdrubal Cabrera to GD for Yadier Alvarez, Jharel Cotton, and Robert Gsellman

 

There you go z3r0s old pal

 

Would do it myself but on my phone.

[z3r0s]

There you go z3r0s old pal

 

yup, found er and updated the sheet.

[Laika]

On the block and probably better than Hendricks

 

Do we need to do another bet? Lmao

[The Cats Ass]

OK, you first

 

I'll forward you my portfolio later.

[The Cats Ass]

I was going to rip the f*** out of that trade, but I'd stopped following Asdrubael and didn't realize he'd turned into the good version of Jhonny Peralta.

 

Helps that Cotton got moved to the A's and'll now be given a chance to start.

[Dr. Dinger]

Do we need to do another bet? Lmao

 

I'll bet you Hendricks has an ERA over 3.4

[Boxcar]

I'll bet you Hendricks has an ERA over 3.4

 

Boy, sure sounds like you're ready for him to completely suck ass.

 

I think the bet was between King DadBod and Kyle, though.

[Dr. Dinger]

Boy, sure sounds like you're ready for him to completely suck ass.

 

I never said he sucks ass. I'm just telling you he's no Greg Maddux. He's a solid SP3, but not somebody you should trade Correa for.

[Boxcar]

I never said he sucks ass. I'm just telling you he's no Greg Maddux. He's a solid SP3, but not somebody you should trade Correa for.

 

Lol pretty sure Puig was in there somewhere

[Laika]

I'll bet you Hendricks has an ERA over 3.4

 

That would be a dumb bet.

 

I was thinking The King vs. The Professor

[The Cats Ass]

Lol pretty sure Puig was in there somewhere

 

You bought Puig with his compensation picks in mind, didn't you.

[Laika]

Kyle Hendricks deserves no criticism. He's a K/BB league Ace or strong SP2 absolutely, forever. Safer than anything.

 

The ENTIRE trade hinges on Puig the great enigma.

[Boxcar]

You bought Puig with his compensation picks in mind, didn't you.

 

Don't even joke about that, dick. I would be devastated if he died. It would set my DDL team back another 5 years or so.

[Dr. Dinger]

Lol pretty sure Puig was in there somewhere

 

I am soooooo off the Puig wagon. Puig ruined my LOD life.

[Dr. Dinger]

That would be a dumb bet.

 

I was thinking The King vs. The Professor

 

I'm not going to bet on the outcomes of two very equivalent pitchers. Pitchers are too unpredictable.

[Dr. Dinger]

You bought Puig with his compensation picks in mind, didn't you.

 

Hurl bet on that 3 years ago.

[BTS]

I am soooooo off the Puig wagon. Puig ruined my LOD life.

 

It's no coincidence that the two people most vocally critical of this trade went into the 2016 season relying on him in a dynasty league. Never again. That clown will be out of baseball soon.

[Dr. Dinger]

He's a K/BB league Ace or strong SP2 absolutely, forever.

 

He's pretty much Rick Porcello's statistical twin. Is Porcello an ace?

[Dr. Dinger]

It's no coincidence that the two people most vocally critical of this trade went into the 2016 season relying on him in a dynasty league. Never again. That clown will be out of baseball soon.

 

Thing about Puig is, he's honestly just not that good. His upside is like .370 OBP, 20 HR. Meh. So many injuries and sideshows, not enough category juice. Would not own again.

[BTS]

Thing about Puig is, he's honestly just not that good. His upside is like .370 OBP, 20 HR. Meh. So many injuries and sideshows, not enough category juice. Would not own again.

 

Yeah. If it was just the injuries, or just the mediocre performance, or just the fact that he's a garbage person, he'd be an attractive asset. The fact that it's all 3 is just infuriating. Between the hamstring injuries and being a complete POS, he almost never plays. And when he does play, he's a 0.325 wOBA guy now anyway.

[The Cats Ass]

Don't even joke about that, dick. I would be devastated if he died. It would set my DDL team back another 5 years or so.

 

Don't worry. Someday it'll all come together. The league's not going anywhere.

[jaysblue]

Close to moving Starling Marte. Have two teams with offers on the table, so if interested send me a PM.

[Laika]

He's pretty much Rick Porcello's statistical twin. Is Porcello an ace?

 

If Porcello were in the NL he'd arguably project as a K/BB league fantasy Ace.

 

Porcello got really good after years of frustrating mediocrity. I wouldn't sleep on Porcello just because he cost you 500 bucks before.

 

Hendricks has been a stud his entire pro career though.