A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[z3r0s]

anyone looking for a decent replacement for 1B or OF, Napoli is quietly have a pretty good year. Projects for 25 HR's. Hurts the OBP a bit, but more than makes up for it with some of his pop coming back.

[TRM]

Sabathia feels like a TRM guy. Armed with his knee brace and clear of his alcohol addiction, he could have a few sneaky good years left.

 

You had my curiosity, and now you have my attention.

[Boxcar]

Meh periphs still boring, s*** velo, fatty'll start giving up gophers soon enough.

 

He's like the quintessential BTS arm. Everytime I think about any of BTS' teams, the names that come to mind are Mark Trumbo, Lance Lynn, Adam Eaton, Dallas Keuchel etc. Thoroughly boring players seem to be his biggest interest.

 

Even while Keuchel was on his way to a Cy, he was just soooooper boring. Wow, a guy who throws 89, gets ground balls and relies heavily on balls becoming strikes. So much fun.

[BTS]

He's like the quintessential BTS arm. Everytime I think about any of BTS' teams, the names that come to mind are Mark Trumbo, Lance Lynn, Adam Eaton, Dallas Keuchel etc. Thoroughly boring players seem to be his biggest interest.

 

Even while Keuchel was on his way to a Cy, he was just soooooper boring. Wow, a guy who throws 89, gets ground balls and relies heavily on balls becoming strikes. So much fun.

 

I like my boring arms. They have served me very well. I almost always have an excellent pitching staff.

 

I covet Jose Quintana very much.

[Boxcar]

I like my boring arms. They have served me very well. I almost always have an excellent pitching staff.

 

I covet Jose Quintana very much.

 

I won't deny the effectiveness, but your team is essentially a 90 year old grandma who spends her Saturday nights just knitting...but she can make one hell of a pair of socks.

[The Cats Ass]

Is the real Rendon back? .902 OPS in the past month, with 4 HR and 5 SB.

[Laika]

Tough year for me. Looks like I'll barely make it home in time to set my 7pm lineups all summer. This is especially crippling since my #1 strength is roster maintenance and add/drops... it goes without saying that I'm at best a mediocre drafter and trader.

 

 

The Turkey Bacon Club division is beyond wide open. Can Gryffindor swoop in?

[Dr. Dinger]

Another tater for Duvall! Now SLGing (.584 to .578) and ISOing (.318 to .312) better than Trevor Story on the season.

[Dr. Dinger]

The Turkey Bacon Club division is beyond wide open.

 

Same is true in D-Reub.

[Laika]

Another tater for Duvall! Now SLGing (.584 to .578) and ISOing (.318 to .312) better than Trevor Story on the season.

 

Looks like you need a slice of humble pie.

 

Oh look, David Wright has a herniated disk in his neck.

[TRM]

Tough year for me. Looks like I'll barely make it home in time to set my 7pm lineups all summer. This is especially crippling since my #1 strength is roster maintenance and add/drops... it goes without saying that I'm at best a mediocre drafter and trader.

 

 

The Turkey Bacon Club division is beyond wide open. Can Gryffindor swoop in?

 

lol watch this be the year that TCA finally gets his division title

[Dr. Dinger]

Looks like you need a slice of humble pie.

 

Oh look, David Wright has a herniated disk in his neck.

 

Probably got it hitting a HR in three straight games.

[Laika]

Probably got it hitting a HR in three straight games.

 

Probably

 

he should just retire really

[Dr. Dinger]

Probably

 

he should just retire really

 

Remind me why Kopech hasn't played this year, is it another suspension or did his arm blow up?

[Laika]

Remind me why Kopech hasn't played this year, is it another suspension or did his arm blow up?

 

Neither

 

I'll have you know that he broke his hand punching a teammate

 

so suck it

[BTS]

Evan Gattis should get C eligibility this week. Anyone want Stephen Vogt?

[Boxcar]

Tough year for me. Looks like I'll barely make it home in time to set my 7pm lineups all summer. This is especially crippling since my #1 strength is roster maintenance and add/drops... it goes without saying that I'm at best a mediocre drafter and trader.

 

 

The Turkey Bacon Club division is beyond wide open. Can Gryffindor swoop in?

 

I thought it was well timed gay jokes.

[KingKat]

Trade with Gibbers:

 

Walker Buehler & Kolby Allard

for

Pick #3 & Pick #82

[BTS]

Trade with Gibbers:

 

Walker Buehler & Kolby Allard

for

Pick #3 & Pick #82

 

WTF

 

I wish Gibbers had answered my PM about pick #3.

[Boxcar]

WTF

 

I wish Gibbers had answered my PM about pick #3.

 

it's pick #4.

[BTS]

it's pick #4.

 

Allard and Buehler still seems like a weak return.

[Laika]

I thought it was well timed gay jokes.

 

Is that a fantasy skill? If so, then you're right.

[Boxcar]

Allard and Buehler still seems like a weak return.

 

I just wanted to clarify because the difference between 3 and 4 is pretty important. KingKat tends to get confused about these things though I'm pretty sure he knows I'm picking third. Better safe than sorry.

[Boxcar]

Is that a fantasy skill? If so, then you're right.

 

It's somehow contributed to the downfall of Dinger's team, this I know for certain.

[z3r0s]

I'm going to go ahead and process this. I can always switch it back if Gibbers doesn't agree this was the trade.

[Laika]

Someone else will have to administer the draft this year - set the date and deadlines and manage the cut lists and whatever other stuff, including arbitrary rulings and gavel bashing. Surely this won't be an issue.

[z3r0s]

So Kingkat will be playing the role I did last year, trading picks with Boxy at the top of the draft. Hopefully it will work out for both of them like it did for us last year.

[BTS]

Someone else will have to administer the draft this year - set the date and deadlines and manage the cut lists and whatever other stuff, including arbitrary rulings and gavel bashing. Surely this won't be an issue.

 

I'm sure Dinger has this

[Boxcar]

So Kingkat will be playing the role I did last year, trading picks with Boxy at the top of the draft. Hopefully it will work out for both of them like it did for us last year.

 

I know who I'm getting at 3, which is a nice comfort (and nice of KK to extend that courtesy) but I really have no clue which way I will go at 5. Haven't even looked at new draftees tbh.

[Laika]

Is the real Rendon back? .902 OPS in the past month, with 4 HR and 5 SB.

 

The guy is getting outhit by Aaron Hill. You must be twisting your own nipples about turning down NOMAR MAZARA in LOD