A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[TRM]

strong typo

 

even stronger implication made by your autocorrect on your typing tendencies.

[Dr. Dinger]

strong typo

 

Nope. Just an overtly homoerotic pun.

[Dr. Dinger]

I would also be super obliged if the Phillies would call up JP Crawford before the BABIP dragon incinerates Zack Cozart.

[KingKat]

Nope. Just an overtly homoerotic pun.

 

I actually took you seriously. Thought he had an infection or something.

[TRM]

I actually took you seriously. Thought he had an infection or something.

 

I was once held out of organized sports for 2-4 weeks with an inflamed epididymis. Would not recommend.

[Angrioter]

Would it be correct to say oferta duende?

 

Oferta duente = elf offer

[Dr. Dinger]

Oferta duente = elf offer

 

I used Google translate for troll and it gave me duende, then I did it in reverse and it gave me elf.

[Boxcar]

Seriously, who the f*** is Aledmys Diaz? How do the Cards just have a guy who they DFAed recently come up and immediately start mashing at shortstop. I'm going on the record right now and saying he will turn in a better fantasy season than Trevor Story.

 

You watch your whore mouth. Some of us have been waiting for sweet Aledmys to spread his wings for years now. His bomb yesterday went 430 feet! woop woop

 

Eric Hosmer is very much on the block.

Looking for holdz guys with good ratios, top MiLB picks from this year, or starting depth. Interested in a CF also.

 

Man, I have Bird and Reed and that Chinese guy holding 1B down but I can't deny I'd love to get my hands on the underrated Hos. Funny RotoWorld blurb:

"Advice: Hosmer's two were the Royals' only extra-base hits of the night. He's been off to a great start, with a .333 average and three homers among his nine extra-base hits, but since Alcides Escobar and Lorenzo Cain have done a poor job of getting on base, he has just eight RBI.

 

#Yosted

 

I'm planning to move Betances, Wade Davis, and V-Mart in the near future.

 

Got too much offense nowadays?

[Dr. Dinger]

Boxy, I'm happy for you and Aledmys. The pop is a pleasant surprise for sure. I will ride his sweet magic BABIP carpet as far as I possibly can in PL.

[Boxcar]

Boxy, I'm happy for you and Aledmys. The pop is a pleasant surprise for sure. I will ride his sweet magic BABIP carpet as far as I possibly can in PL.

 

Well, he doesn't strike out so...wouldn't worry about the rug being yanked too much. He's like Jose Altuve without the steals and at SS.

[Dr. Dinger]

Yeah, a 4.5% K rate is freaking ridiculous. It's so weird cause he was a garbage hitter to start 2015, got DFA'ed, nobody claimed him, and then suddenly he turned into Miguel Cabrera with SS eligibility.

[Angrioter]

I used Google translate for troll and it gave me duende, then I did it in reverse and it gave me elf.

 

Troll is the same word in spanish.

[Boxcar]

Yeah, a 4.5% K rate is freaking ridiculous. It's so weird cause he was a garbage hitter to start 2015, got DFA'ed, nobody claimed him, and then suddenly he turned into Miguel Cabrera with SS eligibility.

 

When he came over he was a moderately notable signing. Key feature was a super quick bat. Pitching in Cuba suxxxxx so probably just took him a little bit to get acclimated to pitching in the US.

[KingKat]

probably just took him a little bit to get acclimated to pitching in the US.

 

Interesting... Maybe giving Cuban hitters a mulligan on the first year of pro ball is a good idea.

[Laika]

Interesting... Maybe giving Cuban hitters a mulligan on the first year of pro ball is a good idea.

 

the rush for Dian Toscano!

[Boxcar]

Dings, I got a name for you in PL (though I kinda like your current one) because I don't want a player centric name in DDL and I also don't like not having spaces, but I badly want to use "AledmysClearMyThroat"

 

[Dr. Dinger]

My OCD won't let me have a team name without spaces between the words, sorry. Plus I feel like I already hit the nail on the head this year.

[Boxcar]

My OCD won't let me have a team name without spaces between the words, sorry. Plus I feel like I already hit the nail on the head this year.

 

It's more of a name Cyborg would use except anything he thinks of is a lot worse.

 

Meh, I'll give it a run in BORED.

[BTS]

 

Got too much offense nowadays?

 

I have no illusions about winning this year. I've been re-tooling and trying to build my farm up.

[Dr. Dinger]

It's more of a name Cyborg would use except anything he thinks of is a lot worse.

 

Agreed

[Boxcar]

I have no illusions about winning this year. I've been re-tooling and trying to build my farm up.

 

Don't think you'll find it easy to get a fair return on Victor, despite him being awesome.

[Dr. Dinger]

I have no illusions about winning this year. I've been re-tooling and trying to build my farm up.

 

You have great pitching and maybe enough stick, IMO you should ride out at least the first half of the season and see if you can make some noise. Abreu is sure to heat up soon.

[BTS]

Don't think you'll find it easy to get a fair return on Victor, despite him being awesome.

 

I'm just going to hope he stays healthy and keeps mashing for a few months before doing any aggressive selling. If he has a wRC+ over 130 come July he should be an attractive commodity.

[TRM]

Don't think you'll find it easy to get a fair return on Victor, despite him being awesome.

 

He's not even the best asset named Victor in baseball.

[Cyborg]

Boxy still mad over Alex Vertigo.

[Dr. Dinger]

Ok, maybe "great" pitching was a stretch, but Keuchel/Lester/Richards/Odorizzi is a strong top 4 and you have 2 elite relievers.

[Boxcar]

Boxy still mad over Alex Vertigo.

 

f*** you

[Boxcar]

He's not even the best asset named Victor in baseball.

 

Why would you broadcast the name of the guy you're trying to trade up for? Seems like a pretty silly strategy.

[BTS]

You have great pitching and maybe enough stick, IMO you should ride out at least the first half of the season and see if you can make some noise. Abreu is sure to heat up soon.

 

Having an actual competent offense in BORED has made me realize how much I hate my team. I'm stuck scraping the bottom of barrel hoping to piece together enough offense to maybe take the 7th or 8th spot. That's no way to go through life.

[TRM]

Why would you broadcast the name of the guy you're trying to trade up for? Seems like a pretty silly strategy.

 

I figured it was pretty transparent. You being aware without me telling you is proof enough.