A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Laika]

If Altuve could add 30+ HR power to his resume, I mean, that'd be ok.

 

Dat .320 ISO lol...I love that little guy a ridiculous amount.

 

weight: 165

ISO: 320

 

f*** physics

[z3r0s]

Another day, another 3K inning for Andrew Miller. I've been shopping him for a while now but haven't been blown away by an offer yet. Guy is again showing why he was a top 100 asset last season, bolstering pitching ratios and racking up saves (soon to be holds this season).

 

Looking for a pitching or hitting asset that will help me in the short term, but not necessarily this year. My window isn't going to open up until some of my pitching prospects start coming up, which won't be till next year at least.

 

Get your bids in!

[BTS]

Another day, another 3K inning for Andrew Miller. I've been shopping him for a while now but haven't been blown away by an offer yet. Guy is again showing why he was a top 100 asset last season, bolstering pitching ratios and racking up saves (soon to be holds this season).

 

Looking for a pitching or hitting asset that will help me in the short term, but not necessarily this year. My window isn't going to open up until some of my pitching prospects start coming up, which won't be till next year at least.

 

Get your bids in!

 

You should be able to get a very nice piece for him. 100+ strikeouts, a few saves, 20+ holds, and great ratios is a serious weapon.

[z3r0s]

You should be able to get a very nice piece for him. 100+ strikeouts, a few saves, 20+ holds, and great ratios is a serious weapon.

 

Hoping so. Haven't got an offer I like yet, but I'm OK to hold onto him if I don't. Should be effective for a few years yet.

[TRM]

I'd really like to make an offer but I don't think we are a good fit.

[TheHurl]

I didn't think it would be possible to have a worse start than my 5-22 from a year ago...yet here we are. I hate you all.

 

Offer for Andrew Miller to follow

[BTS]

I didn't think it would be possible to have a worse start than my 5-22 from a year ago...yet here we are. I hate you all.

 

Offer for Andrew Miller to follow

 

You should get a co-manager. Missing Synder's start and several times starting scratched players while players who were playing were on your bench made things easier than they had to be.

[Laika]

You should get a co-manager.

 

This is the DDL. We are 20 men that can handle their own nerd business.b

[TRM]

This is the DDL. We are 19 men and North that can handle their own nerd business.b

 

fixed this for you

[TheHurl]

You should get a co-manager. Missing Synder's start and several times starting scratched players while players who were playing were on your bench made things easier than they had to be.

 

you said the c-word. No one is willing to run the gauntlet of sucking the Darrell's cumulative cock. Having Yahoo blocked at work sucks (it's a gambling site) losing my computer on Thursday also sucked. I set my lineups usually every 3 days when I'm busy, so I never catch those scratched guys. I'll be way more over it in 10 days.

[SpeedyGose]

Up 3 in Ks and tied in Ws, FeatherD tried to stream a start....game got PPD. Fantasy gods are with me. Btw, I love you Bryce

[Boxcar]

If Altuve could add 30+ HR power to his resume, I mean, that'd be ok.

 

Dat .320 ISO lol...I love that little guy a ridiculous amount.

 

Yeah, holy f***. Had a chance to acquire him in another dynasty that shall not be named 2 years ago, kicking myself...you know, if I actually cared and stuff 8)

 

Nabbed him in the PL at least. Was kinda nervous blowing my first pick on him but Jesus Christ, owning him has been awesome so far.

[Laika]

Would be interested in moving young stallion Sean Manaea for a solid roster upgrade, if anybody fancies him.

[BTS]

Would be interested in moving young stallion Sean Manaea for a solid roster upgrade, if anybody fancies him.

 

Andrew Milla?

[Boxcar]

Depressed upon realizing that nothing I own fits that criteria lol.

[jays_fever]

Took 4 years but I finally beat Dinger's team.

 

Suck it

[z3r0s]

Wow is Jorge Mateo striking out a a crazy clip... Could end up as a bad trade for me.

[Laika]

Wow is Jorge Mateo striking out a a crazy clip... Could end up as a bad trade for me.

 

Well, you did buy a low minors slap hitting Billy Hamilton type. I don't think the odds are great.

[BTS]

The Pharm Team dies Gibbers. GD on the hot seat?

[z3r0s]

Well, you did buy a low minors slap hitting Billy Hamilton type. I don't think the odds are great.

 

I do now own Billy himself... so perhaps I have a weakness lol.

 

Maybe it has something to do with Dee's eventual and improbable success

[Dr. Dinger]

Took 4 years but I finally beat Dinger's team.

 

Suck it

 

And it wasn't particularly close, either.

[Boxcar]

The Pharm Team dies Gibbers. GD on the hot seat?

 

I beat dongerz last year.

 

GD suxxxx though.

[Boxcar]

Cornelius Randolph's middle name is Cleopatrick

 

holy f***

[intentional wok]

Cornelius Randolph's middle name is Cleopatrick

 

holy f***

 

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[KingKat]

First place.

 

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Screen-Shot-2011-10-07-at-9.05.29-PM-560x267.png

[Boxcar]

First place.

 

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Screen-Shot-2011-10-07-at-9.05.29-PM-560x267.png

 

Wow, stop eye f***ing him lady. He's not a piece of meat.

[The Cats Ass]

First place.

 

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Screen-Shot-2011-10-07-at-9.05.29-PM-560x267.png

 

Maybe we should just give you the trophy, and call it a season.

[The Cats Ass]

Wow, stop eye f***ing him lady. He's not a piece of meat.

 

Give her a break. You'd be doing the exact same thing.

[KingKat]

Maybe we should just give you the trophy, and call it a season.

 

Maybe we should give YOU a trophy.

 

[The Cats Ass]

Maybe we should give YOU a trophy.

 

 

I would actually hang this up in my bar.