A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Spanky99]

What kind of razor?

 

Straight razor, of course.

[Spanky99]

You guys are awesome.

[BTS]

Straight razor, of course.

 

Jesus, you have some balls. No pun intended.

[Spanky99]

Jesus, you have some balls. No pun intended.

 

I thought that was normal?

[BTS]

I thought that was normal?

 

Shaving your nutsack with a straight razor? No, that's definitely not normal.

[Spanky99]

Jesus, you have some balls. No pun intended.

 

It's all about slight shifts man... smooth as a bum and always do it dry.

[Laika]

Just forget about the waiver period this year. I forgot to do it cuz was ok vaca. Add away

[Spanky99]

Just forget about the waiver period this year. I forgot to do it cuz was ok vaca. Add away

 

Florida is a beautiful thing.

[SpeedyGose]

Hey guys, I am potentially open to moving Liriano for either a top SS prospect/top OF prospect or potentially top SP prospect package

[tafkasg]

Bruce to Toronto would be just dandy thanks!

[Laika]

Bruce to Toronto would be just dandy thanks!

 

worse park for LHB HR

[tafkasg]

Ya but rbizzzzzz

[Laika]

Ya but rbizzzzzz

 

actually it probably makes it more likely that he loses his job since Pompey is literally better than him

[Boxcar]

Ya but rbizzzzzz

 

How did I guess that you'd slither your way here?

[Laika]

How did I guess that you'd slither your way here?

 

farts move down wind

[tafkasg]

actually it probably makes it more likely that he loses his job since Pompey is literally better than him

 

 

The literally is unnecessary here, why would anyone think you were being figurative?

 

Also, frig off!

 

How did I guess that you'd slither your way here?

 

 

It's what I do!

[Boxcar]

I can only assume this means J-Weezy will be the Reds' starting LF this year. Yaaaay

[Laika]

I can only assume this means J-Weezy will be the Reds' starting LF this year. Yaaaay

 

Shouldn't it be Wizzy?

[Boxcar]

Shouldn't you be in bed?

[TheHurl]

I can only assume this means J-Weezy will be the Reds' starting LF this year. Yaaaay

 

And jump superstars like Scott Schebler, Yorman, and Jake Cave? MLB's version of Tank Nation

[Laika]

And jump superstars like Scott Schebler, Yorman, and Jake Cave? MLB's version of Tank Nation

 

oh my god I didn't even realize just how terrible the Reds will be until right now

 

It's basically Votto, Desclafani, Iglesias, and then 22 below average / nearly replacement level players. If Meso can actually catch then it's 4 guys and 21 non-guys.

[Boxcar]

oh my god I didn't even realize just how terrible the Reds will be until right now

 

It's basically Votto, Desclafani, Iglesias, and then 22 below average / nearly replacement level players. If Meso can actually catch then it's 4 guys and 21 non-guys.

 

Believe in Adam Duvall

[Laika]

Believe in Adam Duvall

 

but is he real or a computer generated player?

[Boxcar]

but is he real or a computer generated player?

 

I think he's real but not entirely sure

[z3r0s]

McCowan; "We should trade Jose to the Dodgers" (rationale; they have no outfielders). "They have young pitchers, we have none... I guess we'd HAVE to take Puig as well"

 

http://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg

[Sammy225]

McCowan; "We should trade Jose to the Dodgers" (rationale; they have no outfielders). "They have young pitchers, we have none... I guess we'd HAVE to take Puig as well"

 

http://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg

 

Bobcat is not a baseball guy by any stretch

[z3r0s]

I'll be quietly waiting for the Dodgers to trade us Urias, De Leon, and Throw in Puig for Jose.

[GD]

Dodgers have room for him actually. De Leon time!

[z3r0s]

so what else is in that trade?

[Laika]

so what else is in that trade?

 

It's just those two straight up