A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Spanky99]

That ain't my problem bro

 

Sheeeeit, ruthless.

 

It's why I steered clear.

[Dr. Dinger]

I doubt he gets more than 40 games anyway

[Dr. Dinger]

Revere to LOB for MiLB #46

[Laika]

I crunched da numbas and even if he gets ~50, him + Brad Miller filling in = close enough to Gordon

[Spanky99]

I crunched da numbas and even if he gets ~50, him + Brad Miller filling in = close enough to Gordon

 

1 step ahead, I see.

[Spanky99]

Maybe he retires, and takes his millions to the Dominica with his wife and kids.

[Laika]

1 step ahead, I see.

 

Of course he could also get deported

 

I also crunched those numbers and Kelvin Herrera is the #1 RP in baseball next year so doesn't matter

[Boxcar]

Of course he could also get deported

 

I also crunched those numbers and Kelvin Herrera is the #1 RP in baseball next year so doesn't matter

 

lol wut

 

your dumn

 

I actually got Kenley Jansen

[Laika]

lol wut

 

your dumn

 

I actually got Kenley Jansen

 

Need to trust your eyes sometimes and look up from the spreadsheets, you fangraphs dot com guy

 

(I'm sure all of our top 5's are the same because we use the same simple methods:

 

Kenley Jansen

Aroldis Chapman

Carter Capps

Andrew Miller

Craig Kimbrel)

[Spanky99]

Of course he could also get deported

 

I also crunched those numbers and Kelvin Herrera is the #1 RP in baseball next year so doesn't matter

 

Sounds good.

[Boxcar]

Need to trust your eyes sometimes and look up from the spreadsheets, you fangraphs dot com guy

 

(I'm sure all of our top 5's are the same because we use the same simple methods:

 

Kenley Jansen

Aroldis Chapman

Carter Capps

Andrew Miller

Craig Kimbrel)

 

Some people might have Betances or Robertson over Kimbrel

[Laika]

Some people might have Betances or Robertson over Kimbrel

 

Personally, I would have Betances top 3 and Capps like, 30th.

[Boxcar]

Personally, I would have Betances top 3 and Capps like, 30th.

 

Yeah but only because you think you're some kinda mechanics expert

[Dr. Dinger]

Betances >>>> Capps

 

TJS any second now.

[Spanky99]

Betances >>>> Capps

 

TJS any second now.

 

Likely, the f***in cheater...

 

*Karma*

[Laika]

As Icarus the sun,

He flew too close to home plate

Carter Capps, soon dead

 

(A Haiku by NJH)

[Dr. Dinger]

Also

 

Familia >>>>>>>>>>>>> Capps

[Boxcar]

are we doing the AC again?

[TRM]

As Icarus the sun,

He flew too close to home plate

Carter Capps, soon dead

 

(A Haiku by NJH)

 

That's not even a haiku dumny

[Dr. Dinger]

Koji Uehara is available for a draft pick.

[Spanky99]

Koji Uehara is available for a draft pick.

 

Mid Reliever for what type of pick?

[Dr. Dinger]

Mid Reliever for what type of pick?

 

Something in the 35-50 range, I think. He's at least as valuable as Ben Revere.

[Spanky99]

Something in the 35-50 range, I think. He's at least as valuable as Ben Revere.

 

I'll lull over it. Too early for me mate. I'm fighting my gut.

[Laika]

That's not even a haiku dumny

 

Whatever, Count Chocula

[The Cats Ass]

Can someone please take the (Chi-Chi) out of Alex (Chi-Chi) Gonzalez. I'd like all the cells to be the same height

[BTS]

Ian Kennedy to KC for 5 years. I like this.

[SpeedyGose]

Ian Kennedy to KC for 5 years. I like this.

 

As an owner of Mr. Kennedy in the LoD, I approve of this move

[Laika]

Ian Kennedy to KC for 5 years. I like this.

 

We'll see how much it even matters. He was in frigging Petco last year and gave up 31 wall clearing parabolas

 

He's like the new old Joe Blanton

 

And fantasy aside, that contract is awful for KC. Wow bad.

[BTS]

We'll see how much it even matters. He was in frigging Petco last year and gave up 31 wall clearing parabolas

 

At least he won't have Kemp, Upton, and Myers tracking down his fly balls.

[Dr. Dinger]

5 years for Ian Kennedy? Lol.