A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

Speaking of affirmative action, I'm in a hockey league that's in year 13. The only female member in league history caused so many problems that the league almost folded. Not sure is there's a lesson there when it comes to letting a Jew into the DDL. We've had a pretty good run with an all white guy cast.

[GD]

I'm so white I'd give Tumblr a heart attack

 

Also you're black BTS idk how you forgot that

[Laika]

The DDL is very diverse.

 

To my knowledge, we already have at least one of each of these groups: gay, french, old, brown, asian, newf, wop, gineger, drunk, muslim, handy.

 

It helps that Spanky is an old, ginger, handy, drunk newfie.

[GD]

Also, "old guy" - Hurl

[BTS]

So Boxy is a legit asian?

[GD]

Yes. I've met him. He's so stereotypically Asian.

[The Cats Ass]

The DDL is very diverse.

 

To my knowledge, we already have at least one of each of these groups: gay, french, old, brown, asian, newf, wop, gineger, drunk, muslim, handy.

 

It helps that Spanky is an old, ginger, handy, drunk newfie.

 

So really, the only thing we're missing is a jew and a female.

[Spanky99]

Speaking of affirmative action, I'm in a hockey league that's in year 13. The only female member in league history caused so many problems that the league almost folded. Not sure is there's a lesson there when it comes to letting a Jew into the DDL. We've had a pretty good run with an all white guy cast.

 

I'm black?

[Spanky99]

I'm so white I'd give Tumblr a heart attack

 

Also you're black BTS idk how you forgot that

 

Don't joke man, Hurl will tell ya.

[Spanky99]

The DDL is very diverse.

 

To my knowledge, we already have at least one of each of these groups: gay, french, old, brown, asian, newf, wop, gineger, drunk, muslim, handy.

 

It helps that Spanky is an old, ginger, handy, drunk newfie.

 

True, lies!

[Spanky99]

Yes. I've met him. He's so stereotypically Asian.

 

Aren't you and your family in the midst of Happy Hanukkah?

[GD]

You're less white than King and I, though. Your election would certainly be a step in favour of diversity.

 

I'm certainly less white than you, not sure on King. But I also can't fathom King being anything besides the pastiest glue blob type guy ever.

[BTS]

I just tried to trade for Appel and got turned down

[Spanky99]

I guess Hurl's joke of me being black didn't work on any of you guys, lol. It did on the troglodyte's, lol.

[Spanky99]

The DDL is very diverse.

 

To my knowledge, we already have at least one of each of these groups: gay, french, old, brown, asian, newf, wop, gineger, drunk, muslim, handy.

 

It helps that Spanky is an old, ginger, handy, drunk newfie.

 

You win, sorta.

[TheHurl]

who the f*** is French?

[Spanky99]

who the f*** is French?

 

KingKat, dumnass!

[Boxcar]

I just tried to trade for Appel and got turned down

 

Lol no you didn't, ********. Goddamn trolls these days.

[The Cats Ass]

I want in on thos appeal sweepstakes

[BTS]

Lol no you didn't, ********. Goddamn trolls these days.

 

I wasn't tolling. I have an open prospect slot and would have wanted him. I had forgotten that you promoted him to your MLB roster.

[Spanky99]

f*** You ju1ced , ya hunk of s***!!!

[The Cats Ass]

I have too many prospects and would be alright trading one. Cheapest guy is Teoscar Hernandez, if you like tools, he's your guy.

[TRM]

Wait, why is North leaving?

[KingKat]

Wait, why is North leaving?

 

Conflict of interest.

[The Cats Ass]

How is it a conflict of interest? He doesn't run more then one DDL team...

[KingKat]

How is it a conflict of interest? He doesn't run more then one DDL team...

 

Yeah sorry.... I really should have said conflict of schedule.

[jays_fever]

Speaking of affirmative action, I'm in a hockey league that's in year 13. The only female member in league history caused so many problems that the league almost folded. Not sure is there's a lesson there when it comes to letting a Jew into the DDL. We've had a pretty good run with an all white guy cast.

 

There's at least two non white members in this league

[The Cats Ass]

Will the new manager be allowed to make trades?

[TRM]

Beating North for the Prime Minister's trophy in year 1 is the peak of my DDL existence. His crusade against me in the early months for no apparent reason was also a highlight.

 

North, you will be missed. I'll pour out a Mountain Dew for you tonight, pal.

[GD]

King has a proven track record of DDL co-managership. Was he really that much of a nuisance? Anyway, I just received a third application. This will be a tough decision.

 

As do I

 

No it won't be