A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

I might offer a mid-tier shitbag for Gattis. I could use another Trumbo.

[The Cats Ass]

No, I want insurance for Mr. Stenosis. However, Pujols, Ortiz and Gattis are now available for prospects.

 

What you want for Ortiz?

[The Cats Ass]

I think I should figure my roster out, one of these days!

 

who?

[Dr. Dinger]

What you want for Ortiz?

 

How about Ortiz and Ellsbury for Jones?

[The Cats Ass]

Spinal Stenosis is very scary indeed.

 

wat?

[The Cats Ass]

How about Ortiz and Ellsbury for Jones?

 

it's iffy

[Dr. Dinger]

I might offer a mid-tier shitbag for Gattis. I could use another Trumbo.

 

I would take Montas for him.

[BTS]

I would take Montas for him.

 

I'd consider that. Let me get back to you tomorrow.

[Dr. Dinger]

Hotstove heating up at 1 am on a Thursday.

[The Cats Ass]

I still need to deal a Ofer yet tonight

[Spanky99]

who?

 

Me, I haven't closely taken a look in awhile, that's all.

[The Cats Ass]

Hotstove heating up at 1 am on a Thursday.

 

what move is being made there?

[Spanky99]

No, I want insurance for Mr. Stenosis. However, Pujols, Ortiz and Gattis are now available for prospects.

 

Only spects?

[Dr. Dinger]

it's iffy

 

Harvey is the only prospect you have that really interests me at all.

[The Cats Ass]

Me, I haven't closely taken a look in awhile, that's all.

 

[Dr. Dinger]

Only spects?

 

I would also take screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt, interesting trades will be considered.

[Spanky99]

wat?

 

David Wright has spinal stenosis bro.

[Dr. Dinger]

what move is being made there?

 

Well we pretty much just did a three-way, and some 30 HR bats could change teams any minute.

[The Cats Ass]

Harvey is the only prospect you have that really interests me at all.

 

He was drafted high in the 30 team league. Send me an offer?

[Spanky99]

 

Bwahahaha...

[Laika]

Harvey is the only prospect you have that really interests me at all.

 

Jorge Mateo is interesting!

[The Cats Ass]

David Wright has spinal stenosis bro.

 

I'm not a doctor. But whar the f*** is that

[Dr. Dinger]

Jorge Mateo is interesting!

 

True. I would consider moving Ortiz for one or preferably two such interesting prospects. I don't expect to get a Top 20 guy for him.

[Laika]

Very unlikely that you'll get a fair offer for Ortiz from any of the agist bigots in this league

[The Cats Ass]

True. I would consider moving Ortiz for one or preferably two such interesting prospects. I don't expect to get a Top 20 guy for him.

 

I'd move Mateo for Ortiz at the deadline if I was in the top 4. And Ortiz was hitting like he was last year after the allstar break, and considering returning for 2017

[The Cats Ass]

He's just so good. yet only for 1 year

[Spanky99]

I'm not a doctor. But whar the f*** is that

 

Deteriation of your spine, leading to nerve compression, and limiting your ability to walk, etc, etc...

[The Cats Ass]

I see

[The Cats Ass]

Who wants do deal prospects for Adam Jones

Justin Upton

Carlos Gómez

Delino DeShields

Michael A. Taylor

[Spanky99]

No, I want insurance for Mr. Stenosis. However, Pujols, Ortiz and Gattis are now available for prospects.

 

I'll get back to you tomorrow also, I'll see if I can conjure something up.