A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Dr. Dinger]

Ugh... when you drop a 58 year old pitcher, then trade futures to re-acquire him two months later...

[torontofan]

Ugh... when you drop a 58 year old pitcher, then trade futures to re-acquire him two months later...

 

You actually traded him to me the first time ha

[Dr. Dinger]

Zeros' 3rd is also in the Buehrle trade, if someone can plz process that. I'm AFK.

[Boxcar]

Aaaand Winker homers in a fourth straight game. Suck eggs Dinger!

[BTS]

No he doesn't. Shark will be a great buy-low this off-season for whichever team signs him.

 

I'm really quite interested in owning Samardzija.

[TRM]

I'm really quite interested in owning Samardzija.

 

so am I

[BTS]

Welp, I'm probably going to lose to Boxy. At least I have the LOD.

[Dr. Dinger]

Welp, I'm probably going to lose to Boxy. At least I have the LOD.

 

Time to rebuild. Keuchel for Rodon works for me.

[Dr. Dinger]

Lord, Jaime's GB rate is obscene.

[BTS]

Time to rebuild. Keuchel for Rodon works for me.

 

Die.

[BTS]

I might entertain offers on Justin Turner. I'd be looking for 2 blue chip prospects or a pre or mid prime stud SP.

[The Cats Ass]

I might entertain offers on Justin Turner. I'd be looking for 2 blue chip prospects or a pre or mid prime stud SP.

 

Turner suxxx. He'll regress to the mean eventually. I might deal Milone + a pick for him.

[BTS]

Turner suxxx. He'll regress to the mean eventually. I might deal Milone + a pick for him.

 

I honestly want to fight you right now.

[BTS]

Choo rocking the 109 wRC+

[GD]

Choo rocking the 109 wRC+

 

But Connor told me Alex Rios was better.

[Boxcar]

I'm interested in JT but not sure if I should be.

[BTS]

I'm interested in JT but not sure if I should be.

 

Of course you should be. He's at like a 160 wRC+ over his last 600 PA.

[Boxcar]

Do I possess what you want?

[BTS]

Do I possess what you want?

 

You do indeed.

[Dr. Dinger]

Scared to see where this is going...

[The Cats Ass]

Do I possess what you want?

 

I'd advise against this.

[The Cats Ass]

I honestly want to fight you right now.

 

Loser has to take Turner? Winner gets Malone?

[BTS]

Loser has to take Turner? Winner gets Malone?

 

You were an emerging powerhouse, now you're down to like 4 assets more valuable than my waiver pick up

[The Cats Ass]

You were an emerging powerhouse, now you're down to like 4 assets more valuable than my waiver pick up

 

I have all you guys right where i want ya.

[Boxcar]

I'd advise against this.

 

And I'd advise against anyone trading with you, Tuckerson Dick.

[Boxcar]

Scared to see where this is going...

 

Gonna take a wild guess and say that Dinger doesn't believe in Turner. Ringing endorsement. BTS, will Correa do or should I add?

[BTS]

And I'd advise against anyone trading with you, Tuckerson Dick.

 

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[The Cats Ass]

And I'd advise against anyone trading with you, Tuckerson Dick.

 

Go back to the Orioles hangout where you belong.

[BTS]

Gonna take a wild guess and say that Dinger doesn't believe in Turner. Ringing endorsement. BTS, will Correa do or should I add?

 

Turner will likely fail just like Carrasco, Kluber, Keuchel, and Donaldson after Dinger said they would. Correa should suffice.

[Dr. Dinger]

Gonna take a wild guess and say that Dinger doesn't believe in Turner. Ringing endorsement. BTS, will Correa do or should I add?

 

Do I believe Turner is a true talent .400 wOBA? No, I sure as f*** don't.