A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Dr. Dinger]

Hey Min, if you want to trade me Stanton for an elite pitcher who can rack up the Ks, I will begrudgingly accept. You can even choose!

 

Also re Jaime, I'm actually more upset you ended up with Chen, dear Doctor.

 

I could have sworn I acquired Chen from Spanky.

[TRM]

Wow Joe Ross is a guy

[NorthOf49]

Wow Joe Ross is a guy

Pretty much. His PD stats are obscene. I hope the Nationals can carve out a full-time rotation spot for Ross.

[Dr. Dinger]

I think it was a 2nd plus a prospect, can't really remember.

[Dr. Dinger]

Man, Nelly Cruz really fell off. Pujols now leads the AL in HR.

[jaysblue]

A 38.00 K/BB ratio so far from silvergun this week. Is that a league record if it holds up?

[NorthOf49]

A 38.00 K/BB ratio so far from silvergun this week. Is that a league record if it holds up?

Yes. League record is 12.67 by Hurl (Week 10, 2014). It's always hard to maintain these streaks through the weekend. Spanky was in the 30s against me earlier this year but ended at 9.00.

[BTS]

Man, is Justin Turner one of the best players in baseball?

[Dr. Dinger]

Willie Randolph telling a story on YES, recounting his time in "the small province of Quebec."

[BTS]

Small province bigger than any state or province.

[BTS]

Also I'm in Quebec now. I hate it here. Not sure why I keep coming.

[Dr. Dinger]

Only twice the size of Texas, pretty puny.

[Spanky99]

I could have sworn I acquired Chen from Spanky.

 

Yup.

[The Cats Ass]

you guys are all drunk.

[TRM]

Alex Torres is available for a pick upgrade if anyone needs a holds guy and can get back to me before the end of the day.

[jaysblue]

f*** had 4 HR's wasted on the bench last night. Ugh!

[Boxcar]

Ugh!

[BTS]

catsass, if you actually looked at who was playing before setting your lineups you might make the playoffs one of these years.

[Dr. Dinger]

Well, I won't be benching Papi for Parmelee again any time soon.

[The Cats Ass]

catsass, if you actually looked at who was playing before setting your lineups you might make the playoffs one of these years.

 

That is a possibility.

[Dr. Dinger]

^ Good GM, terrible manager

[The Cats Ass]

^ Good GM, terrible manager

 

Maybe I should hire one.

[TRM]

Maybe I should hire one.

 

I'd suggest JFaS who would give his left arm to be in this league, but to infer the possibility of he being your subordinate is wrong on many levels.

[The Cats Ass]

I'd suggest JFaS who would give his left arm to be in this league, but to infer the possibility of he being your subordinate is wrong on many levels.

 

I'd love to have him on board. But isn't he already part of the Realmin franchise?

[TRM]

I'd love to have him on board. But isn't he already part of the Realmin franchise?

 

Yup, the fact that he supports me is an insult enough to him, I'd never wish upon him the possibility of working with you.

[Boxcar]

I was going to make a post about being pleasantly surprised by Duffy not resembling a turnip by now, and then I made the mistake of visiting Turner's page and spoiled my afternoon.

 

Did I let another legit as f*** 3B slip through my fingers?

 

**********!!

 

Shall we, BTS? Seems like an appropriate time for some Turner fapping.

[NorthOf49]

Justin Turner has been an MVP-calibre player over his last full season of playing time.

[Boxcar]

http://i.imgur.com/OzLRLT0.png

[TRM]

Is it time to write the obit for featherD?

[Laika]

Matt Duffy

Joe Panik

Brandon Crawford

 

All at 1.7 fWAR or above already.

 

All at 124 wRC+ or above right now.

 

How can the team that thinks it's a good idea to acquire Casey McGehee also develop guys like this, at will?

 

How come every Giants IF fringe prospect isn't owned in this league? Christian Arroyo, anyone?