A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

My early money is on one of Martin Prado, Josh Harrison or Brett Lawrie.

 

All too young. Does McGeehee have a contact for next year?

[BTS]

Headley.

 

He's been so bad I just added Justin Turner so I can use him at 3B when he plays.

[Boxcar]

I was enjoying A-Rod's resurgence. silvergun ruins everything.

 

At least you have Matz.

[TRM]

All too young. Does McGeehee have a contact for next year?

 

Chris Johnson is a strong candidate.

[BTS]

With all the OCD how has nobody informed you it's McGehee?

 

Also, screw you guys.

 

Everyone missed a prime opportunity to get under my skin after I ranted the other day about how annoying it is to point out mistakes.

[TRM]

You also spelled it "contact."

 

Also I think a comma would have been more appropriate as opposed to the period he used.

[BTS]

Also I think a comma would have been more appropriate as opposed to the period he used.

 

No. You're wrong. A period was without question the correct punctuation.

[TRM]

No. You're wrong. A period was without question the correct punctuation.

 

You may have missed the point of the pile on.

[Orgfiller]

No. You're wrong. A period was without question the correct punctuation.

 

*your

[Fearthedoc]

Also I think a comma would have been more appropriate as opposed to the period he used.

 

I think he should have gone with a semi colon; his two thoughts were linked together.

[BTS]

I think he should have gone with a semi colon; his two thoughts were linked together.

 

I accept this.

 

Also, all of you can go f*** yourselves.

[Orgfiller]

Your turn to clear PM's havok.

[BTS]

Ottavino to be reevaluated tomorrow for his elbow inflammation, anyone want to buy him for pennies on the dollar and risk it might be just a scare?

 

This is low, even for you.

[havok24]

Your turn to clear PM's havok.

 

Done.

[TRM]

This has been a debauchery of a weekend for me. All I needed was a mediocre couple days with the bats and for Cueto to have a decent start and I likely would have won OBP, SLG and Ks to get an 11-3 victory. Instead Cueto has had his worst start of the season and the bats have gone a combined 4 for 43.

 

Frig off

[BTS]

This has been a debauchery of a weekend for me. All I needed was a mediocre couple days with the bats and for Cueto to have a decent start and I likely would have won OBP, SLG and Ks to get an 11-3 victory. Instead Cueto has had his worst start of the season and the bats have gone a combined 4 for 43.

 

Frig off

 

I'm desperately clinging to a paltry 9-5 win over the worst team in the league, and will likely still be under 0.500 when I play North next week. Things are worse for me.

[TRM]

I'm desperately clinging to a paltry 9-5 win over the worst team in the league, and will likely still be under 0.500 when I play North next week. Things are worse for me.

 

Yeah, you suck.

[Fearthedoc]

I'm desperately clinging to a paltry 9-5 win over the worst team in the league, and will likely still be under 0.500 when I play North next week. Things are worse for me.

 

Both of you can look at my record.

[BTS]

Mark Canha still looking pretty good.

[TRM]

Sorry, you're immune to all pity good sir.

 

Winning a title = No one cares about you ever again

[BTS]

Rocking a babip 15 points higher than his obp AND 15 hr pop?

 

Swoon.

 

I should probably temper my expectations. It's not like the A's have a track record of finding good players from off the map.

[BTS]

If this is leading up to a bet, I can't even tell you how onboard I am.

 

Will you give me odds on Canha vs. JD Martinez wRC+?

[BTS]

I don't even know why I'm in here talking s*** when my team f***ing blows.

[Dr. Dinger]

Suddenly, Evan Gattis is on fire.

[TRM]

Every single one of my batters is f***ing dead to me at the moment.

[Orgfiller]

Stephen Vogt is close to being moved. If anyone is interested in making an offer please contact havok or myself.

[TRM]

Another big win for Sammy? How soon till we start saying Sammy is a contender?

 

Can Sammy stick?

[KingKat]

Why isn't TRM listed as an owner in the sheet?

[TRM]

Why isn't TRM listed as an owner in the sheet?

 

It's a fabled tale, but the cliff notes version is basically BTS fapping to the idea of trading for Kris Bryant.

[Boxcar]

Dear Astros: Plz promote Carlos Correa.