A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Spanky99]

I'm a pissant, sorrry fags!

[Spanky99]

I hate backing down, again, sorry.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm a pissant, sorrry fags!

 

Enough with the homophobic slurs, its not cool.

[jays_fever]

Not a fan of the revised schedule. Please change

[Laika]

Not a fan of the revised schedule. Please change

 

Found a way to better spread out our schedules by giving you Boxy.

 

Now WarPuigs play GP and Los Osos. (7 vs 17 and 1) mean difficulty 9

Gryffindor plays BALCO and ByeWeek. (10 vs 20 and 2) mean difficulty 11

BALCO plays me and Gryff. (2 vs 6 and 10) mean difficulty 8

I play GeorgiaP and BALCO. (6 vs 17 and 2) mean difficulty 9.5

Georgia P plays me and War Puigs. (17 vs 6 and 7) mean difficulty 6.5

[Boxcar]

Not a fan of the revised schedule. Please change

Found a way to better spread out our schedules by giving you Boxy.

 

Now WarPuigs play GP and Los Osos. (7 vs 17 and 1) mean difficulty 9

Gryffindor plays BALCO and ByeWeek. (10 vs 20 and 2) mean difficulty 11

BALCO plays me and Gryff. (2 vs 6 and 10) mean difficulty 8

I play GeorgiaP and BALCO. (6 vs 17 and 2) mean difficulty 9.5

Georgia P plays me and War Puigs. (17 vs 6 and 7) mean difficulty 6.5

 

I'm being passed around like a cheap hooker

[Laika]

I'm being passed around like a cheap hooker

 

well, if the shoe fits... bike!

 

sorry

 

Spankyisms should be retired for the next week. What a shitshow.

[Boxcar]

He should retire his brown bag for the next week.

[jays_fever]

I was honestly totally kidding but that works.

[TheHurl]

I was honestly totally kidding but that works.

 

they were afraid you were going to go on a tirade against the entire league.

[Laika]

If anybody notices any grossly unfair schedules in other divisions let me know.

 

Mainly I would be concerned about playoff contenders who have very disproportionate scheds

[BTS]

Wow, Huston Street is really dreamy. Surprised Boxy isn't on that bandwagon.

[z3r0s]

my god, I go to sleep early one Friday night and have like 10 pages of BS to sift through when I wake up

 

nicely done gents!

[Boxcar]

Wow, Huston Street is really dreamy. Surprised Boxy isn't on that bandwagon.

 

I may have overlooked him.

[TRM]

If anybody notices any grossly unfair schedules in other divisions let me know.

 

Mainly I would be concerned about playoff contenders who have very disproportionate scheds

 

Cheesesteak Using JFaS PRs (Not arguing or anything, just synthesizing the info and presenting it for you)

 

Min (7) plays Iso Horny (11) and FTD (3): Average of 7

FTD (3) plays Min (7) and jaysblue (4): Average of 5.5

jaysblue (4) plays FTD (3) and Spanky (13): Average of 8

ISO (11) plays Min (7) and Boxy (20): Average 13.5

Boxy (20) plays ISO (11) and Gryffindor (10) Average: 10.5

[TRM]

my god, I go to sleep early one Friday night and have like 10 pages of BS to sift through when I wake up

 

nicely done gents!

 

Don't encourage what went on last night

[TRM]

LOL at TCA being drunk (I assume) and adding Joc Pederson for three minutes. That's how you have a drunken meltdown. Edited March 14, 2015 by TRM

[Laika]

Cheesesteak Using JFaS PRs (Not arguing or anything, just synthesizing the info and presenting it for you)

 

Min (7) plays Iso Horny (11) and FTD (3): Average of 7

FTD (3) plays Min (7) and jaysblue (4): Average of 5.5

jaysblue (4) plays FTD (3) and Spanky (13): Average of 8

ISO (11) plays Min (7) and Boxy (20): Average 13.5

Boxy (20) plays ISO (11) and Gryffindor (10) Average: 10.5

 

I can live with this as is.

[TRM]

I can live with this as is.

 

All good, was just doing the leg work for you.

[Laika]

appreciated

 

you're an asset to the league

 

never leave us again

[TRM]

appreciated

 

you're an asset to the league

 

never leave us again

 

I'm back in jail within three weeks. Enjoy me while you can.

[TRM]

Monte Cristo:

 

SG (5) plays BTS (9) and Sammy (15): Average 12

BTS (9) plays SG (5) and Spanky (13): Average 9

Sammy (15) plays SG (5) and Havok (12): Average 8.5

Spanky (13) plays jaysblue (4) and BTS (9): Average 6.5

Havok (12) plays sammy (15) and KingKat (19): Average 17

[TRM]

Reuben:

 

Dinger (1) plays SpG (18) and TCA (7): Average 12.5

z3r0s (16) plays Hurl (14) and SpG (18): Average 16

SpG (18) plays Dinger (1) and z3r0s (16): Average 8.5

Hurl (14) plays z3r0s (16) and KK (19): Average 17.5

KK (19) plays Hurl (14) and Havok (12): Average 13

[TRM]

SoS Rankings (Colours are divisions):

 

FTD: 5.5

Spanky: 6.5

GP: 6.5

Min: 7

North: 8

jaysblue: 8

Sammy: 8.5

Speedygose: 8.5

BTS: 9

TCA: 9

NJH: 9.5

Boxy: 10.5

Gryffindor: 11

silvergun: 12

Dinger: 12.5

KingKat: 13

torontofan: 13

z3r0s: 16

Havok: 17

Hurl: 17.5

[Boxcar]

lol@featherd

[Laika]

Wonderful.

 

Monte Cristo changed to:

 

SG (5) plays BTS (9) and Sammy (15): Average 12

BTS (9) plays SG (5) and Havok (12): Average 8.5 (was 9)

Sammy (15) plays SG (5) and Havok (12): Average 8.5

Spanky (13) plays jaysblue (4) and KingKat (19): Average 11.5 (was 6.5)

Havok (12) plays sammy (15) and BTS (9): Average 12 (was 17)

 

This also changed:

 

KK (19) plays Hurl (14) and Spanky (13): Average 13.5 (was 13)

[NorthOf49]

Apparently Burch may start the season in Tampa's rotation (since they're taking it slow with Drew Smyly).

[Laika]

Reuben:

 

Dinger (1) plays SpG (18) and TCA (7): Average 12.5

z3r0s (16) plays Hurl (14) and Hurl (14): Average 14 (was 16)

SpG (18) plays Dinger (1) and KingKat (19): Average 10 (was 8.5)

Hurl (14) plays z3r0s (16) and z3r0s (16): Average 16 (was 17.5)

KK (19) plays Speedy (18) and Spanky (13): Average 15.5 (was 13.5 and 13)

[Laika]

SoS Rankings (Colours are divisions):

 

FTD: 5.5

GP: 6.5

Min: 7

North: 8

jaysblue: 8

Sammy: 8.5

BTS: 8.5

TCA: 9

NJH: 9.5

Speedygose: 10

Boxy: 10.5

Gryffindor: 11

Spanky: 11.5

silvergun: 12

Havok: 12

Dinger: 12.5

torontofan: 13

z3r0s: 14

KingKat: 15.5

Hurl: 16

 

Updated ^

[NorthOf49]

If the police by chance raided your house, how many pictures of Carrasco and Burch Smith would be present, minus mouths?

None (and I don't have a house). C'mon, everyone is partial to certain players!