A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

jaysblue...I have it as North? Yer dumn!

 

Christ almighty... you play me and jaysblue twice.

[The Cats Ass]

jaysblue...I have it as North? Yer dumn!

 

wrong year?

[Spanky99]

You're up against #4 and #9, according to JFaS' power rankings. You're such a huge puss to whine about #4 and #9. Maybe if you improved your own team then it wouldn't seem so intimidating to face a team that is power-ranked outside of the playoffs twice.

 

Maybe you're right, I'll kick all your s*** clubs, regardless, dumbass!

[Boxcar]

I've never made the playoffs and finished 19th 2 years ago. and am up against 1 and 2. You have no right to complain

 

Let's be honest, you finished 19th by intentionally tanking and then got rewarded for it by getting a top 15 player in Abreu.

[Boxcar]

Maybe you're right, I'll kick all your s*** clubs, regardless, dumbass!

 

I'm going to write a letter to dial-a-bottle pleading with them to block your number.

[Spanky99]

I've never made the playoffs and finished 19th 2 years ago. and am up against 1 and 2. You have no right to complain

 

Pfffttt....I have every right to complain.

[Spanky99]

I'm going to write a letter to dial-a-bottle pleading with them to block your number.

 

lol

[BTS]

I've never made the playoffs and finished 19th 2 years ago. and am up against 1 and 2. You have no right to complain

 

You actually have a legit gripe. Obviously I see you as a clear playoff team, but North and Dinger is a tough draw. I tried to have contenders play contenders in-division if possible, with bottom seeds being the ones to go out of division. Unfortunately, there was no way Dinger was playing two intra-division games. He needed to play a contender, and any contender would have already played another contender inside their own division, so somebody was going to be unhappy. You just drew the short straw.

[Spanky99]

Christ almighty... you play me and jaysblue twice.

 

You sure, weasel?

[BTS]

You sure, weasel?

 

Yes. Learn to f***ing read.

[The Cats Ass]

Let's be honest, you finished 19th by intentionally tanking and then got rewarded for it by getting a top 15 player in Abreu.

 

You actually have a legit gripe. Obviously I see you as a clear playoff team, but North and Dinger is a tough draw. I tried to have contenders play contenders in-division if possible, with bottom seeds being the ones to go out of division. Unfortunately, there was no way Dinger was playing two intra-division games. He needed to play a contender, and any contender would have already played another contender inside their own division, so somebody was going to be unhappy. You just drew the short straw.

 

There, it's all even.

[Spanky99]

You actually have a legit gripe. Obviously I see you as a clear playoff team, but North and Dinger is a tough draw. I tried to have contenders play contenders in-division if possible, with bottom seeds being the ones to go out of division. Unfortunately, there was no way Dinger was playing two intra-division games. He needed to play a contender, and any contender would have already played another contender inside their own division, so somebody was going to be unhappy. You just drew the short straw.

 

So, tanking is fine?

[Spanky99]

Wow, it gets worse.

[Boxcar]

Wow, it gets worse.

 

Can you either go to bed or drink enough that you forget how to use the internet?

[Spanky99]

Okay, all f***ing troll off, that was fun, nerds. DDL is awesome...HAHAHA...you boys get heated, thanks Boxy, for joining in. Too, funny.

[The Cats Ass]

Guys, can we just talk about Donairs?

[BTS]

Okay, all f***ing troll off, that was fun, nerds. DDL is awesome...HAHAHA...you boys get heated, thanks Boxy, for joining in. Too, funny.

 

Being a jackass isn't trolling, it's just being a jackass.

[Spanky99]

Being a jackass isn't trolling, it's just being a jackass.

 

C'mon it was funny.

[The Cats Ass]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HFdgIyl7yw

[Spanky99]

I even told Boxy, I had you on a string, lol. Funny s***, is funny.

[Spanky99]

K............

[Laika]

I've never made the playoffs and finished 19th 2 years ago. and am up against 1 and 2. You have no right to complain

 

It was disproportionately unfair to have you facing them, so I edited the divisional matchups for us to remove it.

 

Now you play Gryffindor and Los Osos. (7 vs 10 and 1) mean difficulty 5.5

Gryffindor plays BALCO and You. (10 vs 7 and 2) mean difficulty 4.5

BALCO plays me and Gryff. (2 vs 6 and 10) mean difficulty 8

I play GeorgiaP and BALCO. (6 vs 17 and 2) mean difficulty 9.5

Georgia P plays me and ByeWeek. (17 vs 5 and 20) mean difficulty 12.5

 

lower = tougher sched

 

now at least nobody gets absolutely hosed

 

no, I did not try to give myself an easier sched. the differences are small and it was just the easiest way to flip teams around in the two weeks.

[Spanky99]

Being a jackass isn't trolling, it's just being a jackass.

 

f*** man, you're being way to soft, remember when you and King destroyed jays4life19, same s***, so f*** you, you ain't reversing this s*** on me *******s!!

[BTS]

f*** man, you're being way to soft, remember when you and King destroyed jays4life19, same s***, so f*** you, you ain't reversing this s*** on me *******s!!

 

You came in drunkenly complaining about me intentionally giving myself an easy schedule (which wasn't true), then started complaining about your own schedule being too difficult (which also wasn't true), while being too drunk to read the schedule properly. Instead of telling me how to behave, I suggest not interacting with people if you're too drunk to correctly process information.

[The Cats Ass]

It was disproportionately unfair to have you facing them, so I edited the divisional matchups for us to remove it.

 

Now you play Gryffindor and Los Osos. (7 vs 10 and 1) mean difficulty 5.5

Gryffindor plays BALCO and You. (10 vs 7 and 2) mean difficulty 4.5

BALCO plays me and Gryff. (2 vs 6 and 10) mean difficulty 8

I play GeorgiaP and BALCO. (6 vs 17 and 2) mean difficulty 9.5

Georgia P plays me and ByeWeek. (17 vs 5 and 20) mean difficulty 12.5

 

lower = tougher sched

 

now at least nobody gets absolutely hosed

 

no, I did not try to give myself an easier sched. the differences are small and it was just the easiest way to flip teams around in the two weeks.

 

Thanks. But you didn't have to do it. But what about poor Gryffindor now, he's everyones favourite harry potter thing too.

[BTS]

So me and z3r0s are swapping Schoop and pick 111 as the 2nd half of a deal that was made like a year ago. I'm just going to process it on the spreadsheet. North, if you see this, you can add it to the trade log.

[The Cats Ass]

You came in drunkenly complaining about me intentionally giving myself an easy schedule (which wasn't true), then started complaining about your own schedule being too difficult (which also wasn't true), while being too drunk to read the schedule properly. Instead of telling me how to behave, I suggest not interacting with people if you're too drunk to correctly process information.

 

http://www.foodfunk.ca/images/halifaxdonair-1.jpg

[Laika]

Thanks. But you didn't have to do it. But what about poor Gryffindor now, he's everyones favourite harry potter thing too.

 

Yeah, not much I can do about it. GP is locked into Boxy in the one week and you are locked into Dinger in the other, so only so much wiggling can occur. I didn't want to get into messing with matchups for people in any other divisions.

 

At least him playing 2 and 7 isn't nearly as rough as you playing 1 and 2.

 

None of this will probably matter anyway.

[Boxcar]

I even told Boxy, I had you on a string, lol. Funny s***, is funny.

 

Yeah...

 

no....

[The Cats Ass]

Yeah, not much I can do about it. GP is locked into Boxy in the one week and you are locked into Dinger in the other, so only so much wiggling can occur. I didn't want to get into messing with matchups for people in any other divisions.

 

At least him playing 2 and 7 isn't nearly as rough as you playing 1 and 2.

 

None of this will probably matter anyway.

 

I think we should all just agree to blame Dinger and his sexy good team.