A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Nox]

That Mark Reynolds 40/20 campaign won a lot of people fantasy championships that year.

 

Wasn't he a fringe 1st rounder the next season in re-draft leagues?

[Nox]

With Belt injured he's actually my starting 1B in the DDL right now. Projections are weirdly bullish on him.

 

Not the worst backup plan in the world.

[Sammy225]

This is not as bad of series as i though it was going to be I guess i believed in all the hype surrounding Dinger lol. Still 3 days could still turn ugly.

[TheHurl]

Strikeouts are bad!!! <- Analysis in this thread

 

I just would like to know if the BB rate is because they aren't pitching to him. Last 9 games his 37 PA's 13 BB/15K 4 hits (0 HR's)...8 balls in play in a 9 game stretch. on the season he's had just 98 balls in play so far.

 

I'll give him credit, I was really down on him last year but if he keeps his K-rate where it is, he'll be a successful hitter at any level. Plus he's striking out less than my #1 prospect Kris Bryant.

[Nox]

I just would like to know if the BB rate is because they aren't pitching to him.

 

I'm sure part of it is.

[TheHurl]

I'm sure part of it is.

 

over 60% of his games have been on TV. I'm going give him due respect now and actually watch about 100 of his AB's. Will report back tomorrow night when done.

[Nox]

over 60% of his games have been on TV. I'm going give him due respect now and actually watch about 100 of his AB's. Will report back tomorrow night when done.

 

Lol. I want to see .gifs of every pitch. You might want to farm that work out to fatcow.

[Nox]

King would probably do it if you threw him a thanks.

 

What about just a promise to not report?

[Dr. Dinger]

This is not as bad of series as i though it was going to be I guess i believed in all the hype surrounding Dinger lol. Still 3 days could still turn ugly.

 

I got Waino and Bumgarner going tonight son, gonna f*** you up!

[Sammy225]

I got Waino and Bumgarner going tonight son, gonna f*** you up!

 

You are already winning most of the pitching so i am not worried.

 

P.S I am countering with Burnett and Olberkaljsdakj holter lol pretty much the same thing.

[The Cats Ass]

I got Waino and Bumgarner going tonight son, gonna f*** you up!

 

Wouldn't it be at least a little funny if Wainwright injured his elbow this game and ended up needing TJ Surgery too...

[Dr. Dinger]

I'll quit fantasy baseball forever. You can do a redistribution draft for my all-stud team.

[Dr. Dinger]

1st rd pick? Tom Koehler, obviously.

[The Cats Ass]

I'll quit fantasy baseball forever. You can do a redistribution draft for my all-stud team.

 

Will the draft still be held in your kitchen?

[Dr. Dinger]

Will the draft still be held in your kitchen?

 

Yes. Whoever lays down the best diss on Boxy gets 1st pick.

[Boxcar]

Strikeouts are bad!!! <- Analysis in this thread

 

Uh oh, looks like Nox's next true man crush.

[Boxcar]

Having locked up said privilege, I'm open to offers.

 

I've heard better.

 

That time Dinger wrote to BA as "Alan from Asia" and asked if Handsome Jake was the most handsome player in the minors was pretty good.

[Laika]

I really haven't been the luckiest with trades this year. Maybe I should make more of them?

 

Acquire Brandon Beachy -> immediate second straight TJS

Villar for Delgado -> garbage

Bauer for Olt -> Bauer immediately (ostensibly) turns his career around

Belt for Salazar -> oof

Something for Joe Kelly -> Kelly hurt immediately

Something for Jim Henderson -> Henderson hurt immediately

Something for de Aza -> underperforms reasonable expectations by miles, starts losing playing time to MOISES SIERRA

 

Need to keep trying, I think. Offers plz. Open to trading 1 or 2 of Stroman, Harvey, Manaea for big 2014 infusions.

[The Cats Ass]

Yes. Whoever lays down the best diss on Boxy gets 1st pick.

 

If Boxy fielded the 2013 Astros he'd have a better team.

[Dr. Dinger]

I've heard better.

 

That time Dinger wrote to BA as "Alan from Asia" and asked if Handsome Jake was the most handsome player in the minors was pretty good.

 

Classic. Plus BA is, you know, a legit publication.

[Boxcar]

I really haven't been the luckiest with trades this year. Maybe I should make more of them?

 

Acquire Brandon Beachy -> immediate second straight TJS

Villar for Delgado -> garbage

Bauer for Olt -> Bauer immediately (ostensibly) turns his career around

Belt for Salazar -> oof

Something for Joe Kelly -> Kelly hurt immediately

Something for Jim Henderson -> Henderson hurt immediately

Something for de Aza -> underperforms reasonable expectations by miles, starts losing playing time to MOISES SIERRA

 

Need to keep trying, I think. Offers plz. Open to trading 1 or 2 of Stroman, Harvey, Manaea for big 2014 infusions.

 

Sent you an offer buddy pal.

 

Met the criteria at least so I don't have to feel bad about lowballing.

Edited May 30, 2014 by Boxcar

[BTS]

Dinger, if you don't rack up at least double digit wins this week I'm gonna be pretty mad at you.

[Nox]

Uh oh, looks like Nox's next true man crush.

 

[Dr. Dinger]

Think I'll stop watching this Waino start now.

[The Cats Ass]

think i'll stop watching this waino start now.

 

LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cf

[z3r0s]

I just posted a deal, once Jaysblue accept, could I ask that a mod pushes it through? I have another deal on the table that requires a roster spot.

[BTS]

Nice buy-low on Dom Brown. 29 to 39 is almost nothing.

[Boxcar]

Nice buy-low on Dom Brown. 29 to 39 is almost nothing.

 

f***, I meant to get in on that but forgot.

[z3r0s]

Nice buy-low on Dom Brown. 29 to 39 is almost nothing.

 

Yeah, I didn't get much in the way of quality offers. I would have kept him, but my OF is going to get cramped up fairly soon.

[Laika]

Stroman omg