A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Boxcar]

I won't lie though, I laughed really hard when I heard it. The debate on whether or not to say it plus his kinda girly tone was pretty hilarious.

 

Revenge will be swift. I am tired of always being targeted by fantasy bloggers and Baseball America.

[TheHurl]

I have an offer out there for Waino, Pujols and Fowler. It involves 2 top 50 prospects, 2 first rounders and two NA players I really like. I don't want to retool with A ball players. I want offers of major league ready talent.

[The Cats Ass]

I think I know who it is... AND YOU BETTER NOT DARE TRADE HIM THOSE PLAYERS!

[Nox]

"Encarnacion is going to be good for another 7 yrs".

 

Good news Jays fans!!

 

"Even if this is a dynasty league, that's a pretty good trade".

 

Right, because Speedy is going to make that deal in a non dynasty league?

 

I don't think I'll be a regular listener.

[Nox]

Poor Boxy

[jaysblue]

I booked a trip to Vegas the week after the Hurl gets back so we need to delay the draft by an extra week.

[Fearthedoc]

I booked a trip to Vegas the week after the Hurl gets back so we need to delay the draft by an extra week.

 

Can you reschedule your trip to the first week of the DDL playoffs?

[Dr. Dinger]

Haven't you *******s ever heard of wifi?

[Fearthedoc]

Haven't you *******s ever heard of wifi?

 

It's actually hard to walk down the Las Vegas strip and not have a wifi connection. There's also 5 McDonalds on the strip. I ended up eating there nearly every day when I went last year.

[BTS]

It's actually hard to walk down the Las Vegas strip and not have a wifi connection. There's also 5 McDonalds on the strip. I ended up eating there nearly every day when I went last year.

 

Fatty

[Fearthedoc]

Fatty

 

I probably gained 10 pounds in a week on that trip. There was a Ben and Jerry's, McDonald's, and Denny's right to my hotel. Drinking + 24 hour fast food places isn't good for the diet.

[Boxcar]

"Encarnacion is going to be good for another 7 yrs".

 

Good news Jays fans!!

 

"Even if this is a dynasty league, that's a pretty good trade".

 

Right, because Speedy is going to make that deal in a non dynasty league?

 

I don't think I'll be a regular listener.

 

Mad because they didn't immediately ejaculate upon hearing Gallo's name

[SpeedyGose]

"Encarnacion is going to be good for another 7 yrs".

 

Good news Jays fans!!

 

"Even if this is a dynasty league, that's a pretty good trade".

 

Right, because Speedy is going to make that deal in a non dynasty league?

 

I don't think I'll be a regular listener.

 

Hah, I laughed at the 7 year thing too.

 

Didn't know every power hitter was David Ortiz...

 

(I traded Edwin assuming a decline begins around 2016)

[jays_fever]

I booked a trip to Vegas the week after the Hurl gets back so we need to delay the draft by an extra week.

 

When are you headed down? Im leaving the 14th

[Dr. Dinger]

That just happened.

[TheHurl]

That just happened.

 

Now I need a 1B...but much more the kind of deal I was looking for. Everything else was a lot of nice pieces but only one other person was offering a legit upper echelon talent in return and I never got deep enough into talks with him when I got your deal. Thought you could have left me Waino's start to help me take down NJH

[BTS]

Awesome deal for both teams. Dinger solidifies his status as the team to beat this year, and Hurl is better 2015 and beyond. Good trade.

[torontofan]

Nice deal for both sides! Dinger has video game team right now.

[Dr. Dinger]

Now I need a 1B...but much more the kind of deal I was looking for. Everything else was a lot of nice pieces but only one other person was offering a legit upper echelon talent in return and I never got deep enough into talks with him when I got your deal. Thought you could have left me Waino's start to help me take down NJH

 

Nah, I'm greedy. I want it for myself.

[Dr. Dinger]

Awesome deal for both teams. Dinger solidifies his status as the team to beat this year, and Hurl is better 2015 and beyond. Good trade.

 

I hate to trade Fernandez, but I can't do much better than this. Plus Hurl is a swell guy, so if anybody has to have Jose, it may as well be him.

[BTS]

I offered Kuma for Pujols earlier today

[Fearthedoc]

It makes all the sense in the world for both sides. Value wise it's pretty even too.

[Dr. Dinger]

I offered Kuma for Pujols earlier today

 

Probably an even value but he's too old for a team to rebuild around.

[BTS]

So... still actively looking for an impact bat. All non-Felix pitchers + Syndergaard available, as well as roster player who plays the position I'm upgrading.

[BTS]

My good fellow, Dayan Viciedo would make you feel like a new man, and with our Spring slobberknocker savings event you can't lose! *adjust greasy toupee*

 

I really can't blame you for trying after successfully Valverde'ing me earlier this year.

[jays_fever]

So... still actively looking for an impact bat. All non-Felix pitchers + Syndergaard available, as well as roster player who plays the position I'm upgrading.

 

I have an 420 wOBA, 170 wRC+ 1st baseman available. He also plays for the Jays so there's an incentive bonus that you get to watch him play every night!

[BTS]

I have an 420 wOBA, 170 wRC+ 1st baseman available. He also plays for the Jays so there's an incentive bonus that you get to watch him play every night!

 

Holy s***, I knew Lind was having a nice year, but that's nuts.

[Fearthedoc]

Combo breaker.

 

1B: Albert Pujols

2B: Robinson Cano

3B: Miguel Cabrera

 

Holy s*** though. Can we just skip to 2017 and start fresh after dinger's 3-peat?

[BTS]

Combo breaker.

 

1B: Albert Pujols

2B: Robinson Cano

3B: Miguel Cabrera

 

Holy s*** though. Can we just skip to 2017 and start fresh after dinger's 3-peat?

 

He's good, but not unbeatable. A team with a deep pitching staff can take him down if their offense can win some cats.

[Fearthedoc]

He's good, but not unbeatable. A team with a deep pitching staff can take him down if their offense can win some cats.

 

I think TCA would have a good shot at beating him. If he just started Strasburg/Lee/Darvish/Teheran -- there's a good chance he wins ERA, OBPA, K:BB. Then if he went all holds, there's a good chance he takes 4/7 pitching.

 

Then he would need 3/7 offensive categories, having the tiebreaker.