G-Snarls Community Moderator Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Break out the good Barbados Rum and get him drunk then ask him lol. Ftfy
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 I always talk to Cano, He lives near my house but he's a professional and he always dodging such questions. So you could technically kidnap Cano's family and hold them hostage until he signed a team friendly deal with Toronto. Or any deal, doesn't even need to be team friendly. Just wear a mask so they don't know it's you.
Angrioter Old-Timey Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Is playing for the Yankees a big deal to someone from RD or no?? Cano will be a Yankee (75%).......... If Toronto throw to him tons of millions I believe that the Jays could be Cano's 2nd option.
Angrioter Old-Timey Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 So you could technically kidnap Cano's family and hold them hostage until he signed a team friendly deal with Toronto. Or any deal, doesn't even need to be team friendly. Just wear a mask so they don't know it's you. btw Esmil Rogers is a close friend of Cano (His brother Ed Rogers is my childhood friend). Rogers bought the Cano's Range Rover.
Angrioter Old-Timey Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Tons of millions hey? 4y/$35m 4 years? Cano will be a Yank.
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 So, either way, he'll have more money then he'll know what to do with. Why wouldn't he just pick the team with Reyes and the DR Superstars + his close friend Rogers?
Angrioter Old-Timey Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 So, either way, he'll have more money then he'll know what to do with. Why wouldn't he just pick the team with the Reyes and the DR Superstars + his close friend Rogers? Because this team has not made a serious offer. I don't think Toronto make a serious offer to Cano, if it does, then we would be the Cano's 2nd option.
guylaroche5 Verified Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 reyes cano bautista edwing lind/sierra cabrera rasmus lawrie cotf who cares what the pitching staff looks like. Happ could win twenty games with that offence. i care
HERPDERP Old-Timey Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Cano will never sign with us. He'll just use us as leverage against the Yankees or get Boras to claim that a "mystery team" is in the bidding. Then again there doesn't even have to be a real mystery team to make such a claim.
Chappy Community Moderator Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Cano will never sign with us. He'll just use us as leverage against the Yankees or get Boras to claim that a "mystery team" is in the bidding. Then again there doesn't even have to be a real mystery team to make such a claim. Boras is not his agent anymore.
kcjaysfan Verified Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 http://cdn.mlbmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/604029_513176752061832_1182965479_n.jpg
Stangstag Old-Timey Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Then Ang gets caught and raped in the third world prisons Oh my god. Dude, this made me laugh for a straight minute. Nice one.
eastcoastjaysfan Old-Timey Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Oh wow Absolutely nothing interesting happened today in the MLB offseason What else is new
Sammy225 Old-Timey Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Oh wow Absolutely nothing interesting happened today in the MLB offseason What else is new Dude it is American Turkey day. The whole world stops for it lol.
kcjaysfan Verified Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 How long were you waiting for that one, lol. http://www.troll.me/images/joseph-ducreux/wouldnt-you-like-to-know.jpg
Angrioter Old-Timey Member Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Oh my god. Dude, this made me laugh for a straight minute. Nice one. He stole my joke lol
JaysAllMighty Old-Timey Member Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Don't put down people for no reason Helllloooooo..... that's Spanky's signature, get used to it.
GD Old-Timey Member Posted November 29, 2013 Author Posted November 29, 2013 This forum is dead just like Alex's career just like your brain
TRM Verified Member Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 But that would be implying that my brain was alive at one point Well played
eastcoastjaysfan Old-Timey Member Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Nothing happens from Thanksgiving until Sunday dumbass, nothing rarely happens from the GM meetings until the winter meetings starting the following Monday, get used to it. Well I take back my "sorry your dog died" comment because you called me a dumbass Spanks. I'm now indifferent to whatever happened to your dog!
G-Snarls Community Moderator Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 I predict some Blue Jays related news by Monday at the latest. Possibly Sunday. Wow we need some
jays_fever Old-Timey Member Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Garza and Burnett im going to say. A looks like he can locate better
Atothe Old-Timey Member Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Nolasco signed to the twins 4 years 49 million
Atothe Old-Timey Member Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 This was news on Tuesday or Wednesday Really! f*** I'm behind, Espn too
z3r0s Old-Timey Member Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 I'll never understand how people like this get rewarded. Six consecutive losing seasons, then he finally has a team that plays abit over 0.500 and gets an extension. You can't let a guy who reeled in Jason F'n Vargas get head hunted by other clubs! Gotta lock that mother up!
kcjaysfan Verified Member Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 I'll never understand how people like this get rewarded. Six consecutive losing seasons, then he finally has a team that plays abit over 0.500 and gets an extension. “If you expect nothing from anybody, you’re never disappointed.”
Abomination Old-Timey Member Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 “If you expect nothing from anybody, you’re never disappointed.” "Blessed are those who expect nothing, for they shall never be disappointed"
Chappy Community Moderator Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 I'll never understand how people like this get rewarded. Six consecutive losing seasons, then he finally has a team that plays abit over 0.500 and gets an extension. After the Jays finish over .500 in 2014, AA probably gets a 10 year extension, and Beeston gets a lifetime contract, lol.
Atothe Old-Timey Member Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Yeah baby How dumb are his assistants smh
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